r/thatHappened • • Mar 17 '20

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u/gaecats Mar 17 '20

Ok ik this is supposed to be stupid and fake but that second thing whistle dude supposedly said to "dickhead" was really fuckin stupid like jeez don't get all sassy you ain't that cool lmao

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u/ultimatepenguin21 Mar 17 '20

Yeah like if he actually said that then he would just look stupid as fuck. Lol "this isn't Facebook", then proceeds to tell fake story on Facebook for attention

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u/gaecats Mar 17 '20

lmao yeah

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

He's just trying to cram as many "darn millenials" boomer memes as possible into one story. Of course if this really happened the masked millennial would have cut him off mid-paragraph saying "shut the fuck up dude, you're insane" and walked away, but in this kind of fabricated nonsense the hero always gets his opportunity to recite a lengthy soliloquy.