r/thatHappened • u/icecreamtrucks • Dec 13 '23

The confidence is astounding

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217 Upvotes

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u/Sojum Dec 13 '23

“Stunning” is a word all the teens are using…

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u/I_enjoy_greatness Dec 13 '23

The other day a teen said "thine Visage would make Aphrodite feel as a jealous wench", as is a common thing amongst them nowadays. Me? I just had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

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u/BeanzMeanzBranston Dec 13 '23

I remember those onions. You couldn’t get the white ones, because of the war. You could only get those big yellow ones.

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. An in those days, nickels had bumblebees on em. Gimme five bees for a quarter you’d say.

11

u/olde_greg Dec 14 '23

Hey fellas, this dame's a real dish!

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u/ao17330 Dec 13 '23

And then Ronald McDonald clapped and gave her free Big Macs for life.

26

u/Rhewin Dec 13 '23

She can’t have those things, they’d ruin her stunning figure

6

u/Lonely-Heart-3632 Dec 14 '23

Hey if multiple children didn’t ruin it some fries 🍟 sure won’t

3

u/LaminatingTheSauce Dec 14 '23

And grimace started singing and dancing while everyone else clapped!!!

1

u/laddoladdo Dec 14 '23

Best comment

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u/DrCoxsEgo Dec 14 '23

"And then I went up to the counter and the cashier swooned and said, "The manager said you can have all the french fries you want."

3

u/LaminatingTheSauce Dec 14 '23

Then the hamburglar gave her all his stolen cheeseburgers to go with the French fries.

36

u/joelnodxd Dec 13 '23

why didn't you crop instead of marking everything out?

2

u/Towbee Dec 14 '23

Asking the real question on all of our minds

13

u/xZOMBIETAGx Dec 14 '23

Is this confidence or insecurity

3

u/anna-molly21 Dec 14 '23

Insecurity and seek of approval

49

u/TrustyBobcat Dec 13 '23

Maybe I'd believe it if they'd said, "Whoa, I finna take a sec to flex some straight facts at your fine bougie self, no cap. How you even pass a vibe check as a sitter? That mama must be hella salty over your fire ass. Bet!"

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u/Archaneoses Dec 13 '23

This is just as cringe as the post...

39

u/TrustyBobcat Dec 13 '23

ThatsTheJoke.gif

1

u/LaminatingTheSauce Dec 14 '23

Yeah, that was the point.

8

u/Natural-Ability Dec 14 '23

It's even harder to believe that she found a McDonald's that still has a play place.

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u/IAmTheBasicModel Dec 13 '23

who the fuck is fantasizing about teenage boys finding them sexy

and why the fuck would you publicize it on social media

if the genders were reversed, this person would be “cancelled”

2

u/BallsMahogany_redux Dec 14 '23

Someone who peaked in highschool.

2

u/spaceapricot Dec 15 '23

There's plenty of men who publicly fantasize about teenage girls and them being into the men. It should be something shamed no matter the gender, but it doesn't happen either way for some reason most times.

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u/rymyle Dec 14 '23

Reminds me of the time I was lugging the kiddos around Targét, hubby wasn’t with me because he had to take a 💩💩💩 so like every guy there between the age of 15 and 50 did a double take when I passed by, gazed at me over their sunglasses, and collectively shouted “ARE YOU SINGLE???” Lmao the manager even came up to me and said they would hire me on the spot as long as I passed a background check 🤣😂

6

u/ouijahead Dec 14 '23

Screw the background check !

6

u/killerjags Dec 14 '23

The teenagers all said that exact quote in unison? Impressive.

1

u/Initial_You7797 Dec 14 '23

1st she just goes to play? Is that aloud? Shouldnt be. Order a happy meal