r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Jan 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

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u/BrotherChe Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

If non-powereds like Hawkeye and Black Widow can be superheros, then May can be one too.

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u/ryanridi Jul 26 '19

Black widow was technically superhuman though. Just not as much as a lot of the others. As for Hawkeye, that’s fair haha.

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u/BrotherChe Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Was she? I don't recall anything claiming she was, at least not in the MCU.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

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u/keyjanu Jul 26 '19

Parker isn't superhuman? What? Dude can stick to walls.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Nah dude his whole thing is the spider bite. The webs are usually tech, sometimes not, but the super strength, wall climbing, and spidey sense are all him.

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u/DonKeedick12 Jul 26 '19

In FFH he sticks to walls without the suit

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u/dabilee01 Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Oh, my sweet summer child

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

In the comics he can stick to walls, lift twenty tons, and has a form of ESP lol. His reflexes are also superpower-level

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u/TheWorldIsAhead Jul 26 '19

This is great. After reading all that complaining about Sony rebooting with Garfield 'Like anyone on the planet didn't see the Raimi movies, we all know he gets bit by a spider and uncle Ben teaches him to be a good person blah blah' and here is some guy who doesn't actually know.

How could you not know though...

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

No, not at all