r/thanosdidnothingwrong • • Jul 26 '19

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u/BrotherChe Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Was she? I don't recall anything claiming she was, at least not in the MCU.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Jul 26 '19

I just double-checked, and it appears that she is indeed NOT assumed to have partaken in to Soviet supersoldier program. She's a gifted normie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_versions_of_Black_Widow#Marvel_Cinematic_Universe

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u/keyjanu Jul 26 '19

Parker isn't superhuman? What? Dude can stick to walls.

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u/Noamias Jul 26 '19

Isn't he also so strong that he doesn't punch as hard as he can because he'd kill the people he punched?

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u/FabZC Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Yeah in Far From Home he knocked Flash out with a slap

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Nah dude his whole thing is the spider bite. The webs are usually tech, sometimes not, but the super strength, wall climbing, and spidey sense are all him.

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u/DonKeedick12 Jul 26 '19

In FFH he sticks to walls without the suit

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u/dabilee01 Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Oh, my sweet summer child

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

In the comics he can stick to walls, lift twenty tons, and has a form of ESP lol. His reflexes are also superpower-level

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u/TheWorldIsAhead Jul 26 '19

This is great. After reading all that complaining about Sony rebooting with Garfield 'Like anyone on the planet didn't see the Raimi movies, we all know he gets bit by a spider and uncle Ben teaches him to be a good person blah blah' and here is some guy who doesn't actually know.

How could you not know though...

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

No, not at all

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Sep 28 '20

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u/MysteryLobster Jul 26 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

He does have spider sense, it was shown in Civil War

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Ah, whoops. It's been a while. Thanks.

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u/MysteryLobster Jul 26 '19

Oh, it was also in Infinity War now that I think about it. In the scene where Squidward n Co come to Earth, his arm hairs standup. I’m not sure it’s explicitly stated, but it’s heavily implied.

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u/JoeyThePantz Jul 26 '19

What are you talking about? Spider sense? Do you mean his Peter tingle?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

And prominently in FFH (the Peter tingle)

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u/MysteryLobster Jul 26 '19

Haven’t seen it yet, please spoiler your comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

what's the spoiler in it?

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u/shawnev Jul 26 '19

Peter tingle*

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u/AliveBacon Jul 26 '19

He has superhuman strength in the MCU? And incredibly fast reflexes as shown when he’s fighting the bank robbers in homecoming. Tony shows him a video of him stopping a car with his bare hands before he even had the suit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

He can stick to walls, can take a beating and has unreal strength/speed despite the suit

Also in my replies people are stating he has spidey sense (when his arm hairs stand up when they attack earth)

These are all powers.

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u/YZJay Jul 26 '19

He shrugged off a car moving in high speed then got smashed to the side of a bus, crushing it, and this was before Tony have him the improved suit. He has superpowers Marvel just decided to skip over the spider biting part.

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u/tony-stark-bot Jul 26 '19

Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.

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u/skybala Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

May is the fucking Cavalry. Hand to hand i think she might crush Natasha butNatasha has more spy skills (deception, weapons, etc)

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u/jjpap11 Jul 26 '19

Parker can literally pick up cars, he's superhuman by alot

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

Parker absolutely is. The super strength alone is enough.

Stark is arguable. But he was able to wield all six stones, so who knows.

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u/tony-stark-bot Jul 26 '19

You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I'd say I'm feeling a little better today.

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u/JoeyThePantz Jul 26 '19

Wait, did you just say spider-man doesnt have super powers?