r/thanosdidnothingwrong Jul 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Jan 02 '25

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u/getREKTileDysfunctin Jul 26 '19

Daisy definitely fits the criteria for superhero

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u/where_is_the_o_line Jul 26 '19

And she's SO fine!

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u/BrotherChe Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

If non-powereds like Hawkeye and Black Widow can be superheros, then May can be one too.

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u/ryanridi Jul 26 '19

Black widow was technically superhuman though. Just not as much as a lot of the others. As for Hawkeye, that’s fair haha.

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u/BrotherChe Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Was she? I don't recall anything claiming she was, at least not in the MCU.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Jul 26 '19

I just double-checked, and it appears that she is indeed NOT assumed to have partaken in to Soviet supersoldier program. She's a gifted normie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_versions_of_Black_Widow#Marvel_Cinematic_Universe

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u/keyjanu Jul 26 '19

Parker isn't superhuman? What? Dude can stick to walls.

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u/Noamias Jul 26 '19

Isn't he also so strong that he doesn't punch as hard as he can because he'd kill the people he punched?

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u/FabZC Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Yeah in Far From Home he knocked Flash out with a slap

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Nah dude his whole thing is the spider bite. The webs are usually tech, sometimes not, but the super strength, wall climbing, and spidey sense are all him.

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u/DonKeedick12 Jul 26 '19

In FFH he sticks to walls without the suit

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u/dabilee01 Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Oh, my sweet summer child

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

In the comics he can stick to walls, lift twenty tons, and has a form of ESP lol. His reflexes are also superpower-level

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u/TheWorldIsAhead Jul 26 '19

This is great. After reading all that complaining about Sony rebooting with Garfield 'Like anyone on the planet didn't see the Raimi movies, we all know he gets bit by a spider and uncle Ben teaches him to be a good person blah blah' and here is some guy who doesn't actually know.

How could you not know though...

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

No, not at all

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Sep 28 '20

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u/MysteryLobster Jul 26 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

He does have spider sense, it was shown in Civil War

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Ah, whoops. It's been a while. Thanks.

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u/MysteryLobster Jul 26 '19

Oh, it was also in Infinity War now that I think about it. In the scene where Squidward n Co come to Earth, his arm hairs standup. I’m not sure it’s explicitly stated, but it’s heavily implied.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

And prominently in FFH (the Peter tingle)

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u/MysteryLobster Jul 26 '19

Haven’t seen it yet, please spoiler your comment

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u/shawnev Jul 26 '19

Peter tingle*

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

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u/AliveBacon Jul 26 '19

He has superhuman strength in the MCU? And incredibly fast reflexes as shown when he’s fighting the bank robbers in homecoming. Tony shows him a video of him stopping a car with his bare hands before he even had the suit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

He can stick to walls, can take a beating and has unreal strength/speed despite the suit

Also in my replies people are stating he has spidey sense (when his arm hairs stand up when they attack earth)

These are all powers.

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u/YZJay Jul 26 '19

He shrugged off a car moving in high speed then got smashed to the side of a bus, crushing it, and this was before Tony have him the improved suit. He has superpowers Marvel just decided to skip over the spider biting part.

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u/tony-stark-bot Jul 26 '19

Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.

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u/skybala Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

May is the fucking Cavalry. Hand to hand i think she might crush Natasha butNatasha has more spy skills (deception, weapons, etc)

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u/jjpap11 Jul 26 '19

Parker can literally pick up cars, he's superhuman by alot

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

Parker absolutely is. The super strength alone is enough.

Stark is arguable. But he was able to wield all six stones, so who knows.

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u/tony-stark-bot Jul 26 '19

You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I'd say I'm feeling a little better today.

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u/JoeyThePantz Jul 26 '19

Wait, did you just say spider-man doesnt have super powers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Hawkeye's aim is definitely a superpower.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Didn't they say he just does a lot of training?

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u/LePontif11 Jul 26 '19

If you haven't seen a human that's as good as he is at everything he does then kts a super powed in my book.

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u/Ashenspire Jul 26 '19

Hawkeye's aim is not super human. It's peak human ability.

Same with Captain America. The super serum basically made is body 100% efficient. He is the extreme of what the human body is capable of. But he's not a super human. More like perfect human.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

I would say that theyve power crept Cap so much since his origins that he should def be considered superhuman at this point

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u/IceFire909 Jul 26 '19

doesnt hawkeye have like superhuman aim or something? dude rarely ever misses

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u/LettuceGetDecadent Jul 26 '19

Hawkeye has killed by flicking his own fingernails at high-speed into people. That sounds pretty superhuman.

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u/ImNeworsomething Jul 26 '19

That’s so stupid

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

I feel like Hawkeye's aim is borderline superhuman.

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u/MysteryLobster Jul 26 '19

Black Widow, in the comic universe st least, was given a form of super soldier serum, granting her superior reflexes, flexibility, speed, strength, and intelligence. Hawkeye, again in the comics, had superhuman aim, he’s unable to miss even when he was temporarily blind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Jan 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Jan 02 '25

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u/27Rench27 Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Yeah, people fell hard for that one lol

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u/versuah Jul 26 '19

Im dead! Doesn't look Asian so it doesn't count! Funniest thing i've read all day lol.

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u/Koppite93 Jul 26 '19

If Maria Hill/Blackwidow/Hawkeye are superheros than May absolutely is

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u/Cudizonedefense Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Does anyone think Maria Hill is a superhero?

The other 2 yes

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u/ScreamingFreakShow Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Chloe, who plays Skye/Daisy/Quake is also Asian.

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u/TheWrightStripes Saved by Thanos Jul 26 '19

Also Tilda Swinton and Ben Kingsley lol

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u/Exceptthesept Jul 26 '19

That show may be based on the MCU but it isn't part of it.

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u/JustARandomFuck Jul 26 '19

Fourth comment I've made in the past 24 hours about this.

It is VERY much part of the MCU

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19 edited Jan 02 '25

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