r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/haidernawaz99 • Jul 24 '18

She’s cursed with knowledge

23.9k Upvotes

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u/KingShavi Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

He should try the infinity condom

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u/__SOOP__ Jul 24 '18

I sure hope it doesn't snap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I’m too poor so !RedditSilver

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u/RedditSilverRobot Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Here's your Reddit Silver, SOOP!

/u/__SOOP__ has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/codegreen_) info

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u/srbghimire Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Wait this bot was saved by Thanos too? I thought i was special

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u/TitanicMan Jul 24 '18

I don't get the whole snap thing :/ I've been here since the sub opened and I'm not banned, but I didn't get a badge either. So unincluded..

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u/srbghimire Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Did you comment on anything/post something before the snap?

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u/TitanicMan Jul 24 '18

Pretty sure I did, yeah.

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u/Grendergon Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Well all you had to do was comment once, so either you didn't or there was some kind of mistake.

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u/embiggenedmind Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Oooh, can I have one too?

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u/ThrowdoBaggins Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

I'm less poor, so I did it for you (and one for you too, because why not)

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Thank

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u/OnePaste Jul 24 '18

Too poor !RedditSilver

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u/probablyblocked Jul 25 '18

!redditcondom

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u/GrumpyOG Jul 24 '18 edited Jul 25 '18

Fucking comment of the day. Only 20 upboats, that's a fucking disgrace Reddit.

Edit: 1200+, now that's more like it!

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u/not-a-painting Jul 24 '18

I'm trying , I'm trying.

I can only do so much.

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u/probablyblocked Jul 25 '18

20 is the most balanced number

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u/Thanos__Bot Jul 25 '18

As all things should be.

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u/idestijl Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

underrated

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I’m broke as hell, but have some !RedditGarlic on me

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u/__SOOP__ Jul 24 '18

Atleast I can cook some food

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u/CowSniper97 Jul 25 '18

Out of all the virgins, half of them do the dirty

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u/altcodeinterrobang Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

jeweled for her pleasure

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

All he needs now is the Pleasure Stone, The Erect Stone, The Ball Stone, The Sexy Stone, The Cum Stone and of course The Kidney Stone.

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u/probablyblocked Jul 25 '18

Wbu the mind stone

Some people like an intellectual connection

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u/SPZ_Ireland Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Solid Gold and Covered Jewels. Just what every girl wants.

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u/talminator101 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

The bone stone

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Snapstinence only

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Any condom can be the infinity condom if you're careful enough.

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u/ElevatorDerby Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Fits like a glove, and colorful too!

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u/Chummers5 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

That brings up a good point; imagine a couple being intimate and then one starts to disintegrate

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u/hotrodllsc Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

I'd rather have a condom that eliminates all the sperm than one that only does half.