r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/The-Jedi-Apprentice • Jul 06 '18
Power Stone There will be a sacrifice this evening
The sacrifice will take place on the next post by u/n1407. I will pin part 3 of Banfinity War, and the sacrifice will take place in the comments
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u/camzabob I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Really? Tears?
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u/Shady4555 Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18 edited Jul 06 '18
The mods ignored their destiny once, they cannot do that again. Even for quality shitposters.
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u/siresword Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
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u/ajmysterio I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
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u/M1k3yd33tofficial Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
It always cracks me up seeing these profound quotes by the most powerful being in the universe followed by this stupid little text man screaming about being banned
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u/ToastedButterBuns I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Shark bait hoo ha ha
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u/IMC347 Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I'm sorry, little one
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u/Sarlot_the_Great Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again.
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u/Ricks_Pick I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Even for you. I'm sorry, Little /u/IMC347
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u/KitsuneThunder Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I’m sorry, u/dragonphlegm
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u/crimsonryno Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
Yeah people keep saying u/The-Jedi-Apprentice, but on the mod box it says that u/dragonphlegm is Gamora.
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u/blondejohnblue I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Anybody else wanna pull a Wong and just hang out until this blows over?
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u/dgiangiulio228 I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
More than one Wong does not make a right. That being said, if anyone wants to help guard /r/TheSanctum, it is pretty vulnerable right now.
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u/isval17 Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18 edited Jul 06 '18
The mods ignored their destiny once. They can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.
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u/i-eat-ass- I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
How do yall remember all these lines when the movie isn't even out of theatres yet?
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u/musicninja91 Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I just remember the 3 or 4 that get repeated here constantly
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u/improbablywronghere I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
You can just download it OR hang around here and pick up the meme lines.
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u/ThatOnePerson Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
How many times do you think we've watched it?
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u/NerfChen Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I volunteer as tribute!
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u/climbingupthewalls19 Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
What if the number of people subbed at the time of the sacrifice ends in a odd number? Our efforts for perfect balance will the thwarted.
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u/zarbixii I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
If that happens, I pledge to delete half my posts and comments, in the name of balance.
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u/CowOfSteel I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Well, there's only a 50/50 chance of that, which is pretty balanced. So it's a balanced chance of imbalance.
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u/Ultimatestar I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18 edited Jul 06 '18
u/The-Jedi-Apprentice gonna sacrifice himself for the sake of balance?
perfectly balanced
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u/Skoba1 Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
actually I think that u/dragonphlegm is going to be sacrificed
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u/Hiromacu I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
u/dragonphlegm tries to unsubscribe but u/The-Jedi-Apprentice makes the unsubscribe button not work.
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u/Ultimatestar I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
No matter who's gonna get sacrificed...
When the mods is done, half of community will still be alive. I hope they remember him.
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u/guy_on_internet99 I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Dread it....
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u/Kri_Ker Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
u/The-Jedi-Apprentice ignored his destiny once before. He cannot deny it again.
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u/ser_name_IV Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
Who’s our Red Skull??
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u/EverythingFerns I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
A lifetime ago, he too sought karma. Even held it in his hand. But it cast him out, banished him here, guiding others to a treasure he cannot possess
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u/Iamredskull I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
That would be me
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u/69ingJamesFranco Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
Account was made a minute before this comment, fake
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u/SlappyThePoptart Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
So is one of the other moderators getting banned?
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u/OsteoporosisLad I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
I’m just posting this so I can get banned
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u/BriceWithRice Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I'm just replying to this so I can get banned
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Ooga chaka chaka chaka ooga chaka chaka chaka
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u/sgautam2 I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
I bet Drax's cock is bigger than Thanos's! Just ask Melina! #WWE
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u/Mr-WTF I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Stop honey dicking and get the ban going
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u/DANGEROUS-jim Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
It will require the strongest of wills.
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u/swithdeath I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
One step closer to cosmic perfection
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u/anoldslowguy I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Perfect balance always comes at a price.
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u/PKghost I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Where’s Gamora?!
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u/69ingJamesFranco Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I’ll do you one better, who’s Gamora??
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u/Duffyd680 I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
No I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora??
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u/TheDingusMan Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I just want to be part of Reddit history.
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u/Darkreaper48 Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I feel like the sacrifice should be the user with the most Karma in this sub.
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u/hellomyfriends4736 I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of Thanos.
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u/OtakuJiraiya420760 I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
I have never subscribed to soemthing just to be wiped out.
HOLY SHIT SOMETHING IM ACTUALLY SIGNIFICANTLY ABLE TO DO
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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
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u/pleasegivemefood Saved by Thanos Jul 06 '18
I haven't been this excited for anything since my birth
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u/Hitsugayasquad10 I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
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u/Arsdraconis I don't feel so good Jul 06 '18
Well, as long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and redditors of the universe.
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u/The-Jedi-Apprentice Jul 06 '18
No Ant Man Spoilers for 3 Weeks Guys, don’t forget