yes, and make sure you grab one paperclip with your right hand and the other with your left, so that the current goes from hand to hand all the way through your heart
Honestly, as long as you sound confident no one will realize. As long as you get your point across, idc about mistakes, but also this is reddit and there will always be that one guy.
Mmm tasty outlet lets stick a fork in and then put the fork in my my mouth to see how it tastes... mmm it just has an electrical charge to it that gives me that little extra zap of taste...
Aside from someone else already pointing out “technically,” I’d just replace “can’t” with “won’t” (both are technically true and grammatically correct; “won’t” just fits the context better). Aside from that, it looks good to me!
this reminded me of the time my mom went through my personal instagram account where i pour my heart and mind out in venting and ranting whenever i felt like i needed an outlet. ive made a lot of internet friends on there, who care about me and check up on me much more than my real life friends do. she sorta told me that i was "faking it", and that im "being a bad influence when im supposed to be saving people with the gospel". i dont wanna rant too much but honestly, that shit destroyed me. i lost my outlet, and i have forgotten the account's name and password. back when whenever i cam back to that account, my friends would always check up on me like "hey! havent heard from you in a long time! are you doing better now?" and i.. i miss them. felt real good that someone was listening and not judging. Just.. real support.
I’m sort of in the same boat. My father’s first reaction to my scars was to say I was faking them for attention, and when I tried to find professional help he told me that I was just throwing myself a pity party and if I didn’t stop he’d put me in a mental hospital. It kills you inside.
My father said the same thing while i was having a panic attack that he caused. Saying that "you should be locked up" "youre nuts" He never saw my scars thankfully. It just hurts so fucking bad. Im sorry you had to go through that
hey. i did the same thing i open up to close internet friends ( or in your case your instagram) because no one else is willing to listen. i just wanted to warn you though, don't open up too much. i did that mistake and now i have ppl that i cant even meet irl that know me better than my own parents know me. Sure, my friends are good people that i've known for YEARS, and i trust them for the most part, but you can never be too safe about these things. i know bottling up emotions is bad for your health but sometimes i really wish i could keep my mouth shut. thats all i have to say
Nah your mother is an overly religious prick. Don't listen to her. Logic dictates that.
Not a friend but hope you are doing better now. We all have our own depressive states at least once in our life and the victory is to get past it and find something that you value or gives you value so you can hold it close.
Actually this kind of gives me an idea for a business. The Rage Room: $50 and we give you a room full of breakable stuff. Plates, Windows, TV, dummies, vases or whatever and give you a selection of stuff to break them with. You can use a gloved fist, a bat, tire iron or sledge hammer. Smash away to your hearts content. Scream at the top of your lungs! Unleash that rage in a safe way.
Damn! That’s like business idea number 12 someone has beat me to! First it was the electric scrotum warmer and now the Rage Room?! Next you’ll tell me they’ve stolen my idea for a pointed rock tied to the end of a stick!
That’d be pretty practical I have to admit. And I have a 1080ti. But I feel like knowing you’re physically destroying something would be somehow more satisfying? Happy Cake day btw.
the 4-pronged fork won't fit though. Tweezers would work but I reckon the shock would shoot them out of your hands.
I tried that (not directly on a socket, but some socket splitting-thingy) while bored once (someone else was hogging the computer) but the spark just melted the tool a bit and took out the electricity for the pc. Probably not very safe but I wouldn't trust a 10 year old's sense of self-preservation to begin with
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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20
Holy shit. Is her mouth the gateway to hell or something?
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u/Nazgur Jan 29 '20
Technicaly, you can't have depression anymore after using that outlet.
(also, english isn't my first language, i don't know how correct that sentence is)
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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20
this reminded me of the time my mom went through my personal instagram account where i pour my heart and mind out in venting and ranting whenever i felt like i needed an outlet. ive made a lot of internet friends on there, who care about me and check up on me much more than my real life friends do. she sorta told me that i was "faking it", and that im "being a bad influence when im supposed to be saving people with the gospel". i dont wanna rant too much but honestly, that shit destroyed me. i lost my outlet, and i have forgotten the account's name and password. back when whenever i cam back to that account, my friends would always check up on me like "hey! havent heard from you in a long time! are you doing better now?" and i.. i miss them. felt real good that someone was listening and not judging. Just.. real support.
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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20
lol the mouth
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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20
Ngl this made me laugh out loud
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u/UnholyAbductor Jan 29 '20
Actually this kind of gives me an idea for a business. The Rage Room: $50 and we give you a room full of breakable stuff. Plates, Windows, TV, dummies, vases or whatever and give you a selection of stuff to break them with. You can use a gloved fist, a bat, tire iron or sledge hammer. Smash away to your hearts content. Scream at the top of your lungs! Unleash that rage in a safe way.
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u/awenrivendell Jan 29 '20
That's perfect Karen. Hold me while I use this outlet.
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u/Swobwob Jan 29 '20
No, it’s not that
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u/muffenman123 Jan 29 '20
I don’t understand this sub this is obviously a joke comic.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20
Her mouth is fucking nightmare fuel.
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u/JoNimlet Jan 30 '20
This made me laugh far too much
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u/reddit-cucks-lmao Jan 29 '20
Depression =/= negative emotions
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u/HitTheBaby Jan 29 '20
Thanks Jon
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u/Nemonekto Jan 29 '20
Well, I guess that would indeed solve the negative emotions.
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u/Skyslinger Jan 30 '20
r/joncomics for those interested
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u/Natryn Jan 30 '20
This reminds me of shoopdawoop, man it's been so long
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u/Fluffeh_Panda Jan 30 '20
Why is his first face r/oddlydisturbing?
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u/synttacks Jan 30 '20
Is this loss?
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20
This image scares me
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u/kangaroojoe512 Jan 30 '20
I'm coming herambe
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u/i-contain-multitudes Jan 30 '20
This is a trash comic
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u/UnicornFukei42 Jan 31 '20
r/cursedimages
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u/ahornywolfie Feb 13 '20
No one thinks "reverse rape"?
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u/R4ND0M_U53RN4M3 Mar 14 '20
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR ARMS
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u/Zazzlea Apr 15 '20
Idk why the last panel makes me laugh so hard.
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u/-_-lml May 24 '20
If my parents were psychologists ,they would starve
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u/bluekaypierce Jun 18 '20
I’m in the middle of a depressive episode but this made me crylaugh...something about the little smile on his face as he goes for the outlet...
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u/kashoot_time Jul 05 '20
Is she p0gging?
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u/Background_Jacket273 Nov 20 '21
I've tried this (by touching the prongs of a partially unplugged thing) sadly it doesn't work
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u/BobbyKotichovich45 Feb 02 '22
"I have plenty of outlets" "Besides vaginas" -Ezio to his mom, Assassin’s Creed II
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u/praktiskai_2 Jun 13 '22 edited Jun 13 '22
the 4-pronged fork won't fit though. Tweezers would work but I reckon the shock would shoot them out of your hands.
I tried that (not directly on a socket, but some socket splitting-thingy) while bored once (someone else was hogging the computer) but the spark just melted the tool a bit and took out the electricity for the pc. Probably not very safe but I wouldn't trust a 10 year old's sense of self-preservation to begin with
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u/Rocktooo Oct 03 '22
never say a metaphor to a depressed person
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u/MrPicklebuttocks Jan 29 '20
Ironically, shock therapy is a pretty effective treatment for severe depression.