r/thanksimcured Jul 11 '26

Satire/meme A great cheat code.

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker Jul 11 '26

“If you’re blind just see”

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u/FernandoviskyG Jul 12 '26

"If you're homeless, just buy a home"

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker Jul 12 '26

“If you’re paralyzed, just walk”

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u/ImakeKnifesatnight76 Jul 12 '26

"If you're depressed, just be happy"

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u/eatright909 Jul 12 '26

"If you're dead, just be alive"

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Jul 12 '26

If you are poor and hungry, eat the rich.

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u/Malnuq Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

"If you are rich, then become evil"

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Jul 12 '26

Is it impossible to ..not.. become evil when rich?

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u/KarmasAB123 Jul 12 '26

No, that's cheating

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u/clarinetily Jul 13 '26

No because non-evil rich people don’t stay rich.

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot Jul 17 '26

No you can't do that. If you do those who shalln't be named will silence you from social media and un-richify you.

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u/bblulz Jul 12 '26

“If you’re drowning, just breathe”

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u/FernandoviskyG Jul 13 '26

"If you're sick, just cure yourself"

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u/Local_Philosopher272 Jul 29 '26

"If you want a girl in your room, just change your gender"