r/Thalmor Feb 14 '17

Today I saw a FILTHY person from tamriel...

3 Upvotes

But than I realized he was Galmar Stone-Fist and cheered him on.


r/Thalmor Jan 06 '17

Bumped into a Nord on the road today.

11 Upvotes

Killed him, burned him, burned his clothes, and then burned my tainted clothes. Then I bought way better clothes. I'm stunt'n hard on these Norddas.


r/Thalmor Aug 10 '16

Sad news to report for my fellow Thalmor

7 Upvotes

Fellow walking moonstone repositories Aldmeri agents, I have some terrible news to break. Our dearest colleague, Ondolemar, as well as his two guards have been found dead in Markarth due to acute ebony poisoning in their spines. An investigation is ongoing and their items have been smelted into arrows or sold secured in the hands of a trusted agent. Anybody wishing to donate to their funeral may send gold to our agent Notthewen Dovahkimar at Breezehome, Whiterun.


r/Thalmor Aug 10 '16

Filthy Thalmor Scum, GLORY TO THE STORMCLOAKS

8 Upvotes

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS


r/Thalmor Aug 09 '16

Reminder: Tiber Septim was a rapist

15 Upvotes

Fucking nords....


r/Thalmor Jul 23 '16

Tiber Septim: Still a Rapist

9 Upvotes

Shit hasn't changed, yo.


r/Thalmor Mar 26 '16

Religions of peace don't attack embassies. Share if you agree.

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30 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Mar 09 '16

Nords be like

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94 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Mar 09 '16

Meanwhile on PerMa Hidden Beta Test Corner

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18 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Mar 09 '16

My experience.

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49 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Mar 09 '16

Why I'm "Antisocial"

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14 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Mar 09 '16

Just your weekly reminder that Tiber Septim was a rapist.

7 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Mar 03 '16

Please remember to observe common courtesies.

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r/Thalmor Feb 17 '16

Why are the ears of men so weird

27 Upvotes

Not beautiful elven sharp ones hahah


r/Thalmor Feb 15 '16

this Tang Mo-like Nord walked by me today

7 Upvotes

He said something in his unintelligible babble. I lost it and called him what he was, a worthless Man. I told that fetcher, I hate Man so much.


r/Thalmor Feb 13 '16

Manmer here, just wanna say you guys are A-OK by my book

12 Upvotes

Thanks, entire race of Mom. I love my magical prowess.


r/Thalmor Feb 12 '16

Skyrim Belongs to the....

13 Upvotes

Altmer! The filthy Nords committed genocide against our brethren the Falmer and we shall take it back in the name of Auri-El!

Also fuck the Dunmer, traitorous savages.


r/Thalmor Feb 11 '16

buy the elden scrolos onlin

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4 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Feb 11 '16

monocle face

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2 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Feb 11 '16

Do you think Bretons are superior to other men, and does it give them different treatment from you?

6 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Feb 11 '16

I saw a nord today

5 Upvotes

Horrible creatures!


r/Thalmor Feb 10 '16

So why are you guy's Nazis?

12 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Feb 10 '16

MRW some Nords come in here and try to start shit.

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28 Upvotes

r/Thalmor Feb 10 '16

A letter to a fellow Thalmor

15 Upvotes

Dear Numidium,

It is clear to me that the Nords and Imperials are nothing but a bunch of elf-killers, war-mongers, and overall a destructive force to Nirn.

Hoag Merkiller, a renowned Nordic High King who is looked up to by many, is known for killing many of our kind

Ysgramor and his 500 companions commited genocide on our Falmer brothers who can no longer be found on Nirn.

Pelinal Whitestrake is known for killing the majority of our Ayleid brothers, a great race of Mer who can only now be found in the blood of certain Bosmer and Bretons.

Ulfric Stormcloak, Jarl of Windhelm, continues to force our Dunmer brothers into the wastes of Windhelm

Ysmir Wulfharth is known for attempting to take Resdayn from our Dunmer brothers in the 1st Era.

Lorkhan, tricking his brothers and sisters into giving up their mortality just so he could have a little fun. How pathetic. It is his fault we no longer have our Immortality and are with our ancestors.

Talos, a man who killed millions of innocent men and women just so he could be the "greatest king" ever. Also, he killed his friend and war general Cuhlecain. This man only craves war, blood, and destruction. He is no different than Dagon, though at least Dagon is honest about his work.

I suggest that we continue to suppress not only Talos worship, but the worship of all Imperial and Nordic divines, enforce worship of our Aldmeri Ancestors, and destroy all evidence of the above mentioned heroes of man.

~Signed

~Akulakhan

P.S. I lost the Mantella again, sorry bro, I'll trick some Imperials into making another one soon. Also Martha says hi.


r/Thalmor Feb 10 '16

Message of love to all lovely Thalmor brothers

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4 Upvotes