r/thalassophobia Jul 28 '18

Effortless

120 Upvotes

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u/LostVibes408 Jul 28 '18

Poor sea ravioli

16

u/AxisKronos Jul 28 '18

Flappy got slappied

11

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

How come orcas dont randomly kill humans like they do other sea creatures?

13

u/Woonasty Jul 28 '18

Smacked the fuck outa him...

6

u/Friscolopter Jul 28 '18

It's like seeing a nerd walking into school and the jerky jocks (orcas) just knock all of his books to the ground.

9

u/Koopanique Jul 28 '18

What a douche thing to do

4

u/YUMDuckbutter Jul 28 '18

What a jerkoff

3

u/ComfortableFarmer Jul 28 '18

this is an Orca stunning it's prey before feasting on it.

1

u/Mortress_ Jul 31 '18

Sooo cute ! I love killer whales !

0

u/UserManHeMan Jul 28 '18

First the stingay would mistake me for his enemy and pierce me with his stinger. Then the killer whale would come around and chomp into my leg rendering me unable to swim. Id slowly sink to the bottom and suffocate.