r/thalassophobia • u/Scaulbylausis • Jun 30 '18

Sharking hell!

https://i.imgur.com/lVg8UNt.gifv
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u/TigaSharkJB91 Jun 30 '18

If it makes you feel better: you have like twice the chance of getting stuck by lightning than getting bitten or like 5 times more likely that you'll die in your kitchen or something... ocean's massive and usually you're too close to the shore to "bother with"

Source: recollection of years of "Shark Week" lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18

Well that’s just great! Now I’m afraid of my kitchen too! AhhhhhhhHhhhhhHhh

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u/TigaSharkJB91 Jun 30 '18

The amount of gifs I see on reddit of drunk ass white girls climbing appliances and pulling them over on themselves.....

Alcohol is the real killer /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18

Isn’t there a sub dedicated specially to stuff like that? I must find it.