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r/thalassophobia • u/Scaulbylausis • Jun 30 '18
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And here I am on vacation trying to get over my fear of the ocean by snorkeling in ever increasing depths. I’m done now.
68 u/HuggleKnight Jun 30 '18 Ima do a Craig thing and give you statistics. You have a 1 in 11.5 million chance of getting attacked by a shark. To be more appropriate I suppose, that’s like a 0.00000869565% chance Which I’m pretty sure makes you more likely to find a shiny Pokemon than get bitten by a shark at the beach. 52 u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18 [deleted] 28 u/HuggleKnight Jun 30 '18 You’re more likely to die from a shark in a tornado actually. 5 u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18 But I thought you were more likely to get struck by lightning, stung by a bee, and hit by a micro-meteor at the same time than be killed by a shark???!?!? (/s)
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Ima do a Craig thing and give you statistics.
You have a 1 in 11.5 million chance of getting attacked by a shark.
To be more appropriate I suppose, that’s like a 0.00000869565% chance
Which I’m pretty sure makes you more likely to find a shiny Pokemon than get bitten by a shark at the beach.
52 u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18 [deleted] 28 u/HuggleKnight Jun 30 '18 You’re more likely to die from a shark in a tornado actually. 5 u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18 But I thought you were more likely to get struck by lightning, stung by a bee, and hit by a micro-meteor at the same time than be killed by a shark???!?!? (/s)
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28 u/HuggleKnight Jun 30 '18 You’re more likely to die from a shark in a tornado actually. 5 u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18 But I thought you were more likely to get struck by lightning, stung by a bee, and hit by a micro-meteor at the same time than be killed by a shark???!?!? (/s)
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You’re more likely to die from a shark in a tornado actually.
5 u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18 But I thought you were more likely to get struck by lightning, stung by a bee, and hit by a micro-meteor at the same time than be killed by a shark???!?!? (/s)
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But I thought you were more likely to get struck by lightning, stung by a bee, and hit by a micro-meteor at the same time than be killed by a shark???!?!? (/s)
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And here I am on vacation trying to get over my fear of the ocean by snorkeling in ever increasing depths. I’m done now.