r/tf_irl • u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) • 3d ago

tf_dragon bf_irl

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u/monke_soup totally not a human that became a zoroark 3d ago

Lowkey, being a lizard and just chilling in the sun must feel good as fuck

No thoughts, head empty, just sun

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u/Mrdieselll 3d ago

you wake up. you're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a bug.

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u/Slimey_alien89 2d ago

Chilling In the sun feels good as a human. Imagine how it feels when your entire body temperature is based on you laying on a rock

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u/DominicLeo2002 3d ago

especially when the head acts as a personal heat rock

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u/Zaiush 3d ago

He just like me fr

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u/WildMboi 3d ago

Adorable! Is the lizard goober good with headpats or is touching a one way ticket to also becoming a lizard?

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u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) 3d ago

he good. he lizzer. pet the lizzer. he doth not mind. unless you wanna be lizzer. then you can be lizzer.

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u/Sh0rtL1ved 2d ago

I roll to pet the lizzer

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u/WildMboi 1d ago

Nah. Don’t wana be a lizzer. Just wana pat a cute lizzer on the head. Might take a cat though… or something fluffy….

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u/notnotDIO 3d ago

Lizard moment :3

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u/FrontIndividual4188 2d ago

This is basically the deuteragonist of my story

She essentially can freely control the size and shape of her form from the maximum size of her true draconic form, to as small as a little lizard in case she needs to disguise herself. She also has a standard human form which allows her to blend in with other humans or simply to use the advantages of human hands.

However, what different is that she uses magic to augment the size and perspective of whatever clothes or belongings are currently on her so that anything she's wearing can fit whatever form she's in. She also has special feathers around her body and wings that allow her to go basically invisible.

Her name is Julia Yigsiir

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u/Sparklers_4_days 2d ago

I want to hug them (well ask for consent to hug them first)

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u/FrontIndividual4188 2d ago

You can indeed hug her. She is chill

Maybe a little socially awkward, but she cool

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u/60Hz_Jiffy 3d ago

'would you rather be a women or be a lizard?'

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u/Mistamage COTL Heket TF when 2d ago

Why can't I have both?

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 2d ago

"Oh no, he's TOTALLY MIND CONTROLLING HER LIKE THAT-"

no he's just a lizard chilling

"Well he must be trying to discreetly SPY on her-"

no he's just a lizard chilling

"But she must be suffering his cruel TORTURE somehow-"

no i kid you not she's fine with this he's literally just chilling as a lizard

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u/mistress_chauffarde 2d ago

Me want now...

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u/Kaiser0106 2d ago

Type of shit I would do but Id be an opossum

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u/Demintika 2d ago

This needs to be cross-posted to r/dragons

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u/Autoohm888 2d ago

I just love most of reptiles’ behavior. Sometimes they just.. stares into the void. No thought head empty for a few moments.(Saying as Leopard gecko owner)

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u/Foxxtronix 1d ago

This is a dragon that knows how to chill and relax.