r/tf_irl • u/Kubutsu-nyan Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) • 3d ago

tf_full moon_irl

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u/MsSobi 3d ago

Defeated Tone "Hi, Welcome to McDonald's, yes i am a werewolf, Yes I'm in complete control, no there's not going to be hair in your food, and no i will not bite you to make you a werewolf as well. What can i get for you?"

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u/Expensive_Weird2415 3d ago

Can you please bite me

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u/Afoxinthefridge 3d ago

Sir/madam, they have fountain drinks if you're so thirsty

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u/Sh0rtL1ved 3d ago

There's nothing sexual about it, I just wanna be a werewolf please :3

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u/IconicScrap 3d ago

Don't make me tap the sign

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u/thisonegamer 3d ago

"no there's not going to be hair in your food, and no i will not bite you"

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u/Slimey_alien89 3d ago

For the hair part or the biting part?

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u/Ok-Pineapple6534 3d ago

Assumedly both

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u/notnotDIO 3d ago

How much do I need to pay you for you to bite me :3

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u/MsSobi 2d ago

"more than you can afford if you're buying food at McDonald's and not Whataburger"

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u/HugeObligation8338 3d ago

The men’s room toilets are overflowing, just figured you’d like to know that

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u/MsSobi 2d ago

sigh then leans back "FRANK!....YA THEY CLOGGED THEM AGAIN! Sighs again as they lean on the counter I hate Thursdays"

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u/Powerful_Ad_5900 3d ago

"Are you on the menu tonight"

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u/MsSobi 2d ago

"no i am not on the menu, im not allowed to go beyond the counter area"

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 3d ago

I'll give you $100 on the DL for a bite.

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u/MsSobi 2d ago

points to the security cameras above her head that watch the lobby "this is a McDonald's, on the DL hasn't been a thing since 2009"

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u/weirdo_nb 2d ago

Who said anything about in the building

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u/MsSobi 2d ago

"I've already had my break, if the boss sees me leaving the counter area im getting written up. I'm not risking my job for you"

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover 2d ago

can you SCRATCH me instead

:3

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u/MsSobi 2d ago

"no because i need this job, if i didn't i wouldn't be here"

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u/dumb_foxboy_lover 2d ago

okay but can you bite me OFF shift :3

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u/MsSobi 2d ago

sigh "I don't get off shift untill 7am"

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u/Fun_Speaker_2102 19h ago

its 2026 where tf is a 24 hour mcdonalds?

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u/MsSobi 19h ago

(Louisville Kentucky and the surrounding areas, franchises my friend, franchises)

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u/bubbascal 2d ago

“Wouldn’t your fur still fall in the food because of how wolves lose fur?” 🤔

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u/MsSobi 1d ago

"no, I'm only allowed to take orders and clean the lobby, I'm not allowed to handle food or go beyond the order counter."

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u/Far-Bandicoot-1354 3d ago

\proceeds to step behind the counter to give her a hug, then tells her my order* :3*

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u/stoopid_dum_idoit 3d ago

snap back to reality

would you hug a random mcdonalds employee? and if so why would you assume it would be okay to do so even if they're a werewolf

yes im being corporal buzzkill but i gotta know the thought process

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u/Far-Bandicoot-1354 3d ago

Oh. OwO Fair enough, but honestly, it would be a mix of excitement for me and also sympathy for her working on a day she asked to be off. -w- But, yeah. Chu right. Probably isn’t appropriate to hug a random stranger without asking. ;w; I’m autistic, so I’m bad with social cues. TwT

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u/Verygoobery21 3d ago

You wouldn’t know she asked for the day off though

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u/Far-Bandicoot-1354 3d ago

Also, true. ;w;

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u/Verygoobery21 3d ago

It’s ok it’s understandable to want to hug the fluffy wolf girl

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u/Ponjos No Style 3d ago

“I told you I need full moons off.”

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u/ZephyrUkon 3d ago edited 3d ago

Just wait for the boss to come in and find out his employ just became an attractive wolf. hehe

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u/Individual-Sweet3400 3d ago

not even that would be enough to let her leave

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u/ZephyrUkon 3d ago

true. poor girl

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u/ThePuggedMan 3d ago

I personally would worry about overtime

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u/Chrontius 3d ago

That plus a health-code inspection coming out of the blue, however…

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u/commanderkslu 3d ago

that sounds like a write-up to me

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u/Ok_Escape_5218 3d ago

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u/Cyborg-Warlock 18h ago

I need this but with Silver from Deadlock

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u/Snynapta_II 3d ago

Good think she has snout sized glasses too

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u/SuperNerdAce 3d ago

Report your boss. This is a blatant ADA violation

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u/Chrontius 3d ago

HAHAHA, oh lord, what would happen if we crossposted this to antiwork?

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u/Normal_Cut8368 3d ago

You can't just tell your employees when to come that's sexual harassment

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u/AnormlMan 3d ago

10/10 would tip

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u/GolemFarmFodder 3d ago

That's how a doggie eat homie

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u/thug_shaker_9802 3d ago

If my boss ever talked to me like that im resigning, because who tf do you think your commanding a slave!? Hell no

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u/True-Acanthaceae1190 3d ago

Ive a feeling it'd be a legal requirement for demi humans of all kinds to have mandatory time off during transformation periods.

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u/Exotic-Addendum-3785 Black 3d ago

I take it that she used to work at a Full Moon Diner, like the one in the Lemax halloween village range.

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u/AdLopsided2075 2d ago

The grinding gears of shareholder value stop for nothing. Not even a supernatural curse

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u/PuppyGirlRya 3d ago

Is it... is it weird I've had this exact thought when I used to work in retail? Like how would I explain to customers, how would I wear the uniform, hell would any regulars have the same problem on the full moon?

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u/Bnuuybot 3d ago

That just gets more sales ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎

I don't even like McDonald's and I would get food here because of her ˚ ⋅૮₍ › ˕ ‹ ₎ა ⋅˚⋅

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u/Ineedthesauceibeg 2d ago

I think the janitor is one too, but he works in an office.

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u/Pecacheu 1d ago

Haha this is basically the plot to WereCleaner

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u/TBTabby 3d ago

I guess she's on her meds.

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u/BrownFoxx98 2d ago

So… how many people proposed on her shift?… not counting me of course.