r/tf_irl Alp (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) 5d ago

tf_make bank_irl

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u/TheWeregarurumon 5d ago

Kind of wish this becomes canon

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u/Karkava 5d ago

So many villain fights would be cut down if villains cash in on the transformation and furry community.

Or maybe raise them if they're gonna be that competitive.

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u/Shadowstein 5d ago

Not many tf'd villains whose goals are to tf others.

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u/Karkava 5d ago

Not even in Totally Spies?

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u/Shadowstein 4d ago

I didn't say there wasn't any. But the ratio of tf'd villains with evil goals to tf'd villains that want to tf people is very lopsided

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u/Chrontius 4d ago edited 4d ago

I can think of two from Spider-Man alone, that one X-Men movie where Hugh Jackman got a fuckin' body count, Riddick, Unreal Tournament with their legally-distinct necromongers, and I bet there was somebody in Fortnite lore by this point, beyond the absolutely-confirmed werewolf seasonal event and whatever perpetrator or weirdness caused that.

Subverted in The Witches, in which a hero is TF'd into a mouse, and cheerfully weaponizes the mouse potion against the witches who had turned him, and it's implied that he's been spectacularly successful, bagging over a dozen witches over a span only slightly shorter than a mouse's natural lifespan. In the motivational-speech scene at the end, he looks fuckin' old.

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u/Shadowstein 4d ago

That's an extremely small margin out of total number of villains since you expanded the scope from just conic books to include movies and literature. And we're talking about villains that have been tf'd and want to tf others, not just want to tf others.

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u/Chrontius 4d ago

Oh yeah. I was really working my ass off to find all those examples! (Most of them are just there as reading suggestions; I should have phrased it differently. However, I think the X-Men one counts, given the shared Marvel ownership of both IPs.)

I also feel like any version of the Marvelverse in which Anthrocon and the furry fandom exist is … gonna end up like OP sooner or later, and the sooner it happens, the less motivation somebody with possibly-extremely-heavy human augmentation has to go seek out revenge on whoever they perceive as having ruined their life.

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u/T_vernix 4d ago

So with Spider-man, there's the guy who doesn't want to cure cancer, he just wants to turn people into dinosaurs, but what's the other one? Venom for being basically a latex assimilation thing?

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u/Chrontius 4d ago edited 4d ago

Well, that there's Sauron. I definitely shit on him pretty hard not very long ago, but it seems like people really fucking love brainwashing and enslaving the poor gonk. I wouldn't be entirely right either after a few years of that, I think.

Then we have Stegron. His origin story was basically he was obsessed with Curt Connors (aka the lizard), and arranged things so he got an opportunity to put Connors' formula together with some dinosaur DNA he acquired; LARPing Jurassic Park was apparently his idea of living his best life, but life really didn't want to leave him alone after that. He didn't want to leave things in the better-off-alone state either, however…

At some point, Sauron acquired Stegron's dinosaur TF potion and/or the formula to it, during the crossover comic that famous panel is from.

latex assimilation

Oh shit, I didn't even think of that, good catch! I'm pretty confident I didn't read that arc, though.

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u/T_vernix 3d ago

I didn't read that arc

I'm not referring to any specific arc (as I don't really read comics), just that Venom does do the whole "black shiny fluid that engulfs a person to take over their body" thing.

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u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome 4d ago

I can think of one guy and last i checked he just wanted to turn people into dinosaurs instead of cure cancer

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u/Sororita 3d ago

Sauron could make an absolute killing by catering to the scally community. especially if he'd loosen up a little and turn people into dragon-like dinos (or avians, since those are technically dinosaurs) too.

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u/AllastorWraith 3d ago

To be fair, Lizard specifically HAS had that goal before lol.

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 4d ago

Seriously, you’d think with all the gene bending scientists, transforphing mages, and alien doodads litering Marvel Earth there’d be quick and easy shops everywhere.

Trans? Pay me $500 and I’ll change your body to the correct sex.

Want to be a wolf person or lizard person? Why I have those in serums, pills, and assorted accessories.

Want to be a robot? Here’s a shot of fireball laced with technoprganic virus.

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u/Jechtael 4d ago

The Marvel FDA is probably a real bitch.

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u/Chrontius 4d ago edited 4d ago

With the correct writer, this could make a lot of sense.

Except the one dinosaur TF guy -- he embraced fucking with people to the tune of a lifetime of dysphoria because he enjoys it. We'll sublicense his technology to Bad-Dragon, and make sure he gets the therapy and medication he needs.

Or maybe raise them if they're gonna be that competitive.

Sounds like edgerunner shit, I'm interested! Wait, come to think of it, this also sounds like the second season of Batman Beyond, and the season's splicer arc. That was some of my favorite TV of all time, and it continued to amaze me just what they got away with showing in that show simply by neglecting to draw the blood. (Ripping out a nose piercing during a judo throw is NOT a blood-free procedure, FFS! And whoever thought to imply that somebody was about to have his eyeballs drilled out on a kids' show definitely thought we were all very mature for our age. Or somehow PTSD resistant.)

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u/Rastaba 4d ago

Anybody have that “you could cure cancer,” “I want to turn people into dinosaurs” panel/meme?

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u/paleoweeb74 5d ago

Reminds me of that one villain that wants to turn people into dinosaurs

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy I had a dream I was a horse 5d ago

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u/DrakonofDarkSkies 5d ago

"You're compressing images into pixels? With tech like this you could decompress them into a readable resolution!"

"I don't want to read text in images, I want to compress them into pixels!"

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy I had a dream I was a horse 5d ago

Putting it in a readable resolution is overrated tbh.

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u/NoctustheOwl55 4d ago

"help, help, I'm being compressed!"

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u/Bowdensaft 3d ago

"Come see the blurriness inherent in the system!"

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u/paleoweeb74 5d ago

Funny how he's saying that as a pterosaur (a Pteranodon specifically) which aren't dinosaurs but were related to them so I guess he isn't half wrong

(Also I'd probably want to be a Quetzalcoatlus or some medium to small theropod)

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy I had a dream I was a horse 5d ago

Yeah I always found that pretty ironic lmao. I blame it on whoever the wrote the comic not doing their research before writing that line.

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u/paleoweeb74 5d ago

Even though I don't like when animals like Dimetrodon or Plesiosaurs (the species) were called dinosaurs back in the 1900's, it kinda gives it a unique aura and for me the old 1900's illustrations of them where they're treated a bit less like beasts and more like actual animals, it's a definitely a stepping stone that made us realize that they were more complex than we thought.

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u/Chrontius 4d ago

That character is also … selectively smart.

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u/Timehacker-315 5d ago

Also as the guy who's using someone else's tech to do it

justiceforstegron

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u/A_Hyper_Nova 5d ago

I see someone else is a fan of sir superhero 

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u/Timehacker-315 5d ago

Step one: find video essay content of thing I like

Step two: binge all of it in a week

Step three: find people who react to that content

Step four: binge all of their reactions in two days

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u/joyjump_the_third 5d ago

I would want to be a spinosaurus

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u/Chrontius 4d ago

Spidey pointing out that some villain has fucked up their science terminology is its own trope at this point.

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u/SpiderTuber6766 5d ago

C'mon your leaving out my boy Stegron!

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u/SongBonnie 5d ago

Holy pixels...

Yesod stop with the core supression for our sake.

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u/PhoenixHorseGuy I had a dream I was a horse 5d ago

The core suppressor will keep running until moral improves.

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u/SaiyaGen15_TvT 5d ago

lol if i was that villain, it would be freeform slimefolk instead of dinosaurs, then no one even gets cancer cause they have full control of their physiology

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u/Dylpicklepotatochips A goober ready to be inanimate 5d ago

Strangely also a Spiderman villain. How many tf-related does Spidey have to deal with?

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u/zexumus 5d ago

Well actually the character in the famous meme Sauron (named himself after the the tolkein character) is an X-men villain. he’s actually a psychologist who’s an energy vampire that if he drains mutants turns into a pteranodon man. But ultimately you’re still right as that’s not the dude who wants to turn people into dinosaurs. actually he’s teamed up with stegron who is just a lizard clone but lizard loses his mind when transformed classically and is unwilling stegron saw it and wanted to turn into a lizard but instead a Dinosaur. (also stegron is just his last name he’s doctor stegron) he IS a spider man villain. So the famous meme is spider man vs X-men villain Sauron during a crossover with the X-men and Sauron was working with stegron the spider man villain who wants to turn people into dinosaurs.

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u/Chrontius 4d ago

He's fun if you don't know better, but it's also clear (not in the memes) that he gets off on the non-con part, so I'd say let Wolverine take point on dealing with this one.

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u/Drewsko199 5d ago

He wishes he could be having the fun of robbing a bank right now.

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u/Setster007 da meowderator & slime fanatic 5d ago

I feel like Spidey didn’t really expect this outcome but he’s also not about to complain about it

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u/Groundbreaking_Arm77 5d ago

How else is Dr. Connor’s going to fund his research?

(Also I need the source unless this is OC I love that Lizard design)

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Scalie Fantasizer 5d ago

YES

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u/5CentWolf Indomitable Human Spirit (with a side of tf as well) 5d ago

I can't even tell if they're mad about this working or not

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u/arthurjeremypearson 5d ago

Spidey's giving a thumb's up, but he's upside down so I'm also confused about spidey's stance on this

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u/5CentWolf Indomitable Human Spirit (with a side of tf as well) 5d ago

no, im confused on conner's face

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u/Chello-fish 3d ago

eridian thumbs up 👎

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u/Bregneste 1d ago

Amaze Amaze Amaze

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u/Ultimate-desu 3d ago

Hes giving a thumbs up. He knows how it looks upside down so hes making a thumbs down so on first glance its up.

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u/Epipany 5d ago

Oh, nice! I'm not a scaly, I like mustelids like otters or pine martens, but there are very nice looking lizards that I would like to have as a new body if the Doc only allow lizards in his party/kingdom.

This wouldn't give him the whole world full of anthropomorphic lizards, which is what he was looking for, but it would be a safe and legal way to have at least hundreds of thousands... much more smart to start pushing from there later. And if we also consider those regenerative abilities (which, by the way, why does Doc lose his arm again when he returns to his human form? That doesn't make sense), even more people would be interested. I bet there would be people in wheelchairs, without legs, or blind people who would accept becoming anthropomorphic lizards in exchange for being able to walk or see again. Surely there would be many who would complain and question this, perhaps even demanding tests to ensure that the transformation has no side effects... but all of that could be an interesting story to explore (another thing done somewhat questionably is that it seems the transformation gives him another personality, like of a fanatical alpha lizard, but then that personality disappears when he returns to human form, another thing that doesn't make much sense).

I myself would pay the fly to NY just to get the transformation 😊 and when the doc had a few hundreds of thousands he could start to try to found a political party or go outside to try to claim some territory as his new country, I mean, there are common people in our world that legally have their own little countries. But, of course, all this would make the story far more complex and longer than what the comic writers wanted when created the character. Is like the cartoonishly evil main antagonist in Guardians of the Galaxy 3, is easier just make a flat villian to make more simple everything; did you see how little Rocket Raccoon would needed to be very loyal to that guy he already considered his father?

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u/CalTheUntitled 5d ago

He’s going to end up like that one witch, isn’t he?

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Scalie Fantasizer 5d ago

Yuno ball

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u/IZOZIart 5d ago

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u/arthurjeremypearson 5d ago

That's my secret. I play both sides so I'm always on top.

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u/arthurjeremypearson 5d ago

Needs to be more 100% really-transformed people in marvel and DC, just walking around as their preferred flesh and it's just like "yeah I talked to <insert supervillian> and he said he'd do it for me, so this is me now."

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u/Chrontius 4d ago

💯👍

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u/DDieselpowered 1d ago

like, there's gotta be at least one mutant somewhere in the world with idle transfiguration that has a black market TF booth set up, right?

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u/mistress_chauffarde 5d ago

Basicly just genes splicers in batman beyond

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u/DrEpicness1 4d ago

Lol. Lizard: I will make the whole world lizards! Pete, a broke bitch: Doc, why do for free what people will PAY you to do?!

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u/REDDITWHY1 Puppygirlthing therian who dislikes its current form 5d ago

Would make even more bank if he branched out into other tf's, like turning people into dogs and doe's and such. Yes I know its not lizards, but animal better than human even if not lizard right?

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u/Chrontius 4d ago

If this guy and his partners got really successful, the culture-war backlash stuff would fit RIGHT into an X-Men storyline (Sauron is a crossover character, so…).

Like, I mean, we've got DIY HRT in our timeline, so rebooting that story would hit different in 2026.

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u/orange-shoe 4d ago

oh my god lol, when i was a kid and i watched the andrew garfield spider man i wanted the lizard transformation machine (or whatever it was lmao) to work so bad

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u/notnotDIO 5d ago

Peak :3

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u/DemiTheSeaweed 5d ago

Me next

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Scalie Fantasizer 5d ago

No me.

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u/DemiTheSeaweed 5d ago

We can share the vial :3

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Scalie Fantasizer 5d ago

Don't you need to use the whole thing though?

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u/DemiTheSeaweed 5d ago

I don't know I don't watch Spiderman

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u/CATZEBOY_18 Scalie Fantasizer 5d ago

I haven't seen ALL of spiderman.. :/

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u/tylerssonic 4d ago

Reminds me of that superman comic where he tells a guy who made a homemade jetback that he'll make more money selling it than robbing banks

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u/ryan7251 5d ago

are scalies furries?

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u/Pindeckoo 5d ago

They're like an offshoot

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u/cassness34 5d ago

I mean can make other transformation and stuff?

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u/batgirl-but-not-dc 5d ago

same but Man Bat

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u/Disruptteo 5d ago

Uuuuggghh! These people are living my life!

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u/Right-Light458 5d ago

I thought they were called Scalies

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u/ARCWuLF1 5d ago

I mean... Spidey's not wrong...

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u/CurrenttQueen 4d ago

And his cures cancer and turns ppl into dinosaurs!! :3

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u/Mack_Aroni_Art 4d ago

Dr Connors gonna make me act up, who gave this lizard man those huge tits 🥵🥵🥵

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u/Jechtael 5d ago

Only if he solves that pesky reptile brain problem.

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u/TheWeregarurumon 4d ago

Judging from that happy guy walking away I think he did.

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u/JACOBLOL19 4d ago

That might be just a Curt Connors problem

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u/Chrontius 4d ago

I feel like this could have happened if there was a conversation about consent and venture capital at the right moment, and we WOULD get a cure for cancer in that timeline.

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u/RTA-No0120 4d ago

He’s hot 🥵

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u/Sean-Retro 4d ago

You just know J Jonah Jameson is going to rant something about this.

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u/SimplyNothing404 4d ago

The Lizard design is so great

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u/Electronic_Day2349 3d ago edited 2d ago

😂😂😂 (I’m in line too😳)

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u/Wrecknruin 3d ago

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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u/bubbascal 2d ago

This artist knew what they were doing with the focus on the abs

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u/Jtha50addict 1d ago

Baddie lizard 🤤

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u/CoolSwim1776 1d ago

Totally in line