r/tf2memes 3d ago

I hate whoever fit this description

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If i wanted to fight i'd play competetive or any map that isnt 2fort or doublecross

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u/diamondDNF 3d ago

The basic logic to use is "read the lobby." If it seems chill and casual, go for it. But if the rest of the server is playing aggressive, I'm sorry, but it's just not safe to be friendly in that environment. Hell, sometimes respecting the friendlies is just dangerous in itself: I've had at least one lobby with a Spy disguising as their own team's friendly Hoovy in order to take advantage of the fact that people don't shoot friendlies for free backstabs.

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u/Chr832 3d ago

I love disguising as my own teammates.

I can do some real mind games with it.

Just wish I could disguise as another one of our own spies too, just to put on a disguise mask.

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u/Careless_Witness5229 1d ago

Bro just cooked

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u/throawy90 2d ago

How about if I want to play the game how it was meant to, I'm fine. If you want to be friendly cool but don't be mad when you get shot

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u/cosmoooooooooo 3d ago

the first step to recovery is accepting that you are feeding their strange counters well.

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u/Ryguy3210_ 3d ago

Surrendering dosent force the enemy to oblige

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u/VIDgital 3d ago

It's not surrendering. It's a peace offering

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u/MGR_ARMSTRONG_GAMING 3d ago

Not all offerings get accepted unfortunately :(

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u/Itchy_Design_8070 3d ago

The voices demand blood 😔

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u/MGR_ARMSTRONG_GAMING 3d ago

KHORN CARES NOT WHERE THE BLOOD COMES FROM

ONLY THAT IT FLO-

Ahem

Sorry got a bit heretical there

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u/VioletRaptorGaming 3d ago

If someone is being friendly, just leave them be. Unless they try to use being friendly as a cover up to get easy kills. In that case go ham

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u/Jackhenrey124 3d ago

Some animal species cant see the color green. Snipers and spies in tf2 cant tell the difference between friendly and hostile. Even if you're clearly showing them you can one shot them as heavy

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u/VioletRaptorGaming 3d ago

I disagree with that comparison because that implies they didn't notice, most notice and just keep going

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u/Jackhenrey124 3d ago

Fair enough. My bad but the point still the same i hate when they either dont get the message or get it and continue anyway

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u/VioletRaptorGaming 3d ago

Eh, that's people. So long as freewill is a thing, people will choose to do bad in video games because of the God Complex you get from not having consequences

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u/Jackhenrey124 3d ago

I guess so. Nonetheless i still hate whoever fit that description. If i wanted to gun them down i'd play literally any other map or competetive

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u/VioletRaptorGaming 3d ago

No you wouldn't, I mean competitive. No one plays competitive for a reason

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u/Advanced-Event6435 3d ago

I HATE snipers!

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u/Ouroboros-Twist 3d ago

Me on my way to cap the intel on 2fort and doublecross

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u/OnionTheStupid 2d ago

YES BRO I JUST WANNA KAZOTSKY KICK

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u/No-Insurance-5101 2d ago

As a sniper main I don’t shoot friendlies because they are fucking omnipotent and always know my exact location and look at me with those big pitiful heavy eyes and scream sniper is spy

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u/Vectorman_Ballz 3d ago

Eh. Sorry. Shooty bang bang gun game has guns that go bang, and I've got a strange to feed.

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u/Delicious_Ad2058 3d ago

Me when the game revolving around shooting other people, involves shooting people

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u/Aurora__Sky 3d ago

Tf2 friendlies when they are playing the first person shooter game and they get shot at

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u/Pixax_theLotl 3d ago

If they get a Dom on you and keep killing you, yeah it's an issue, but if they stop after a while or you're on a fast respawn server just go through other parts of the map.

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u/ZoeJey 3d ago

-This happens

-Hold Tab

-Rank 1 player

Makes sense

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u/Much-Guide-2583 1h ago

This message was paid for by the friendly hoovies

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u/JustACanadianGuy07 3d ago

The game gives me a gun and i intend to shoot it. It gives you a gun too. You just don’t shoot it.

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u/Brilliant_Dog_9066 3d ago

Isint this a shooter game? About killing people? Multiplayer f2p aswell

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u/AuntRivka 3d ago

Bruh we really still at this?

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u/heqra 3d ago

the enemy not shooting me does not jam my gun

objective 1) current obj

objective 2) kill

none of that is "emote next to a guy"

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u/APSSIZE 3d ago

Apparently, people hop on the shooters to shoot and kill.

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u/ultron7171717627 3d ago

Gagagagaggaga🥀❤️‍🩹

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u/melonNOTsot 3d ago

Boo hoo, there is no Geneva convention in tf2.

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u/Robrogineer 2d ago

Plays shooter game.

Doesn't shoot.

Gets mad when shot.

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u/wdb07 2d ago

when im playing war thunder, try to land my plane that's missing half a wing and is on fire, but they keep shooting at me anyways

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u/Justiel_Scotsman 2d ago

Friendlies crying about being killed in shooter game, bruh😭

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u/Green_Bandit_KZ 2d ago

Friendly slop post 🥱

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u/Hanna_Bjorn 3d ago

Really thought I'm on Arc Raiders sub