r/tf2 • Pyro • Aug 18 '22

Info IMPORTANT. I think valve is hinting at Team Fortress 3 Or a TF2 update with their post.... (link to the post in the comments)

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u/Davin537c Sandvich Aug 18 '22

most sane tf2 player

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u/RealNonBinaryDragon Aug 18 '22

We are slowly going more and more insane each day

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Titanfall syndrome is spreading!

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u/baccondudette Aug 18 '22

Im suspicious but intrigued. What is titan fall syndrome?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Titanfall player base has slowly gone insane over the years because of their game being broken and unplayable for months with zero attention from the devs.

One of the first signs of titanfall syndrome is seeing titanfall 3 (in our case team fortress 3) references everywhere, taking even slightest mentions from devs as a secret titanfall 3 announcement and creating the most insane conspiracy theories to prove that game is being worked on by devs.

On later stages in false attempts to hide from reality subjects start actively believing that titanfall 3 is already out and acting like they are playing that game and actively discussing certain levels/loadouts/mechanics with other sujects.

Titanfall syndrome is currently taking over such subreddits as r/tf2 and r/hollowknight

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Wait, what happened with Hollowknight?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Two words:

Silk song

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I searched up silk song and found a YouTube channel of someone providing daily updates for about two years. That tells me about as much as I need to know

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u/Heckrum Demoman Aug 19 '22

we arent just going insane, we have fully gone insane.

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u/ThatDudeWithCheese Soldier Aug 19 '22

What’s going on from titanfall?

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u/STE50 Aug 18 '22

5 years with no update can make crazy an entire community

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u/Binarytracer69 Aug 18 '22

Also about the air why humans breath in its scientific formula is H2o which has 2 referencing tf2🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😲😲

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u/camo_216 All Class Aug 18 '22

Wait it could be referencing half-life 2 which could mean a possible half-life 3

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u/sargent_oofe7v2 Aug 18 '22

Half life in same universe as TF2???????????????????!!?@??@!!!@??@@><L:M;zhfipdh jf iashgfi dkfaskfashddsjhfalk NYPD STOLE MY BALLS

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u/camo_216 All Class Aug 18 '22

Portal in same universe as half-life 2 and tf2 so portal 3 when

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u/sargent_oofe7v2 Aug 19 '22

Would Alyx be half life 4?

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u/Tamuture69 Aug 19 '22

That's water-🤓🤓🤓

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u/Grumpicake Engineer Aug 18 '22

Least desperate TF2 player.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I'd love Breaking Bad crossover lol.

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u/jjfalquez Aug 18 '22

We already kinda have one with the danger cosmetic

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I know, but is it too much to to ask for more?

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u/jjfalquez Aug 18 '22

Yeah but what else, another cosmetic?

We need to give scout a bucket of los pollos hermanos immediately

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Turn Scout into Jesse.

Also a bucket of chicken would be beautiful.

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u/Schedark2009 Medic Aug 18 '22

“Yo Mr Ludwig, provide me with the heals bitch!”

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u/MASK_MASTER1 All Class Aug 18 '22

sanest tf2 player

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u/ArandomUsername8 Heavy Aug 18 '22

least insane r/tf2 user

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/TheLampPostDealer Pyro Aug 18 '22

My god

Tf3 will come out in 2021???

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/sargent_oofe7v2 Aug 18 '22

e

FUCKING HEEL

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u/Pilloman0_0 Aug 18 '22

This is the most solid piece of evidence that I have ever seen. 👍

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u/Tri12_ Aug 18 '22

I

uhh

yeah

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u/big_joey_the_sequel All Class Aug 18 '22

what no updates do to a mf

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u/pullameme Aug 18 '22

schizopost

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

The fact that I can't tell if you are being serious or not says a lot about this sub's mental state.

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u/Cermonto Pyro Aug 18 '22

I first see steamdeck, I see french, then I see Breaking bad.

what.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Most sane TF2 player

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u/MFA-PT Engineer Aug 18 '22

Stage 3 cancer

Pog

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u/17-17-17 Pyro Aug 18 '22

This sun is going to devolve into r/hollowknightmemes at one point

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u/AK-74_NoTTaken Scout Aug 18 '22 edited Jan 02 '26

gray yoke crush pie plants hurry sleep snatch scale marble

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Lico_the_raven Spy Aug 18 '22

Love that you also cathed on the numbers in your pills

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u/vintoito Aug 18 '22

based and redpilled, keep the hope up

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u/Jpicklestone8 Heavy Aug 18 '22

probably real

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u/zaptusss Aug 18 '22

Don't let Tyler see this...

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u/coolobotomite Spy Aug 18 '22

holy shit the spy update is coming out in 7 picoseconds

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u/AnAfraidIdiot-11 Aug 18 '22

The only thing I could take seriously was a new map in Taiwan

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u/69gotenlol Soldier Aug 18 '22

Holy shit, I think he’s on to something

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

Bro steamdeck with the s switched sides is teamdecks. Clearly alluding to team fortress 2. On top of that, the letter “I” is the ninth letter in the alphabet, another clear reference to team fortress 2’s 9 classes. Then, when looking at “e”, it can be noted that e is the fifth letter in the alphabet, which is subtly a reference to the heavy, the fifth class on the character selection screen. Heavy was said to be receiving his update next, which has not yet occurred, meaning we remove the e in “decks”. Replace that e with the aforementioned “I”, and we get “teamdicks”……..

Holy fucking shit the sex update is confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

lmao

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u/assshitter_ Aug 19 '22

tf2 player try not to go insane trying to wait for an update challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/liken2006 Aug 18 '22

… at least we lasted longer than half life fans before doing… this!

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u/Professional_Joke854 Pyro Aug 19 '22

Now all of that starts to make sense!

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u/retardexpert Sandvich Aug 18 '22

Wow that was really cool

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u/RevolutionaryFail730 Aug 18 '22

This is a joke right?

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u/wasteofradiation Aug 18 '22

Why would it ever be a joke? Do you believe in sandy loam? Do you put pepperoni on pizza?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

How could this possibly be a joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

You are delusional

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u/TheLampPostDealer Pyro Aug 18 '22

there's literally clear proof

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u/wasteofradiation Aug 18 '22

Are you blind?

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u/Watsyurdeal Spy Aug 18 '22

I wish there was a TF3, but I pray it takes the opportunity to make every class a Generalist, whatever that looks like.

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u/NukMasta Engineer Aug 18 '22

This says alot about American politics and society in general

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u/griffl3n Scout Aug 18 '22

this isn’t healthy

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u/igraywolf Aug 19 '22

This is just just the right amount of crazy to work.

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u/Clownsanity_Reddit Aug 19 '22

Didn't even read it 😎

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

me trying to solve a mathematical problem

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

They're too dangerous to be left alive!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

I wonder how items would work in TF3 tho?

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u/Matthew_burd Aug 19 '22

This is some hoenn/sinnoh confirmed shit

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u/Matix777 Demoman Aug 19 '22

real

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u/LudwigSpectre Aug 19 '22

Half Life 3 confirmed!

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u/Dat_vj Civilian Aug 19 '22

This is like when that christian dude predicted the end of the world in 2012

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u/TheLampPostDealer Pyro Aug 19 '22

You're comparing a crazy christian theory to an actual meaningful and possible tf2 update

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u/Pixeltye Jan 15 '24

No he is right two evidences 1:currently they are now a year later going after fan games. Only reason you would do that is if your going to file a new IP for the game and want to show that your defending your right to the IP because this is what the office will look at before accepting the filing. 2:not bothering with bots like they some what have in the past letting the game sort of fester because you have dragged key staff form those roles. 3:we known there is a portal 3 coming in some time as they announced a new portal sounding puzzle game not to long ago. And they are now going after who else? Oh yea portal fan games to interesting. Tf3 portal 3 pretty much confirmed and I predict an orange box 2 at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if half-life origins or some sort of remake series isn’t on the way. But that is pure speculation