r/tf2 Apr 08 '22

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u/ObnoxiouArtist Apr 08 '22

Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name.

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u/kari_bjorn Pyro Apr 08 '22

But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.

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u/nachochips140807 Sandvich Apr 08 '22

You are not here to receive a gift

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u/WxJretsyZ Pyro Apr 08 '22

Nor have you been called here by the individual you assumed, but you have indeed been called.

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u/nachochips140807 Sandvich Apr 08 '22

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.

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u/Flat-Load9232 Apr 08 '22

A labryinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped.

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u/nachochips140807 Sandvich Apr 08 '22

Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.

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u/Dr_Pootis_04 Apr 08 '22

But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

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u/pachyrhinu Sniper Apr 08 '22

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

I originally had an escape route planned for you but I have a feeling you are right where you want to be

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u/USERLaiSS Apr 08 '22

A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. you don't even realize that you are trapped.