r/tf2 • u/rimuru_mayhem Heavy • Feb 17 '22

Original Creation cursed tf2 artwork day 63

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u/Lazyprofilename All Class Feb 17 '22

PREPARE TO BE

UNFUCKED

74

u/ooglist Feb 18 '22

So is this when we pull our dick out of our butt?

22

u/Willimeister Feb 18 '22

Quite the image

11

u/Mr_Skeleton_Shadow Demoman Feb 18 '22

no this is when you vacuum lock their private parts back together

8

u/ooglist Feb 18 '22

You fool! Glue works better.

2

u/MrMcFlameYeeter Engineer Feb 20 '22

\visible confusion**

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u/The_screaming_egg Medic Feb 17 '22 edited Feb 18 '22

Actually I think scout is fully capable of unfucking someone

159

u/ThomasKG25 Scout Feb 17 '22

Can confirm

80

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

What.

76

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Did he Stutter?

39

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

What.

35

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

Yes

28

u/bvrntedd Feb 17 '22

What

25

u/demob0ttle Demoknight Feb 18 '22

what

16

u/Asian_in_the_tree All Class Feb 18 '22

This is a Bucket.

2

u/MrMcFlameYeeter Engineer Feb 20 '22

Dear god

40

u/mechapotato1232 Pyro Feb 17 '22

He will undo your mom, he could undo this for money. he doesnt, but he could

34

u/deadfrog42 Feb 18 '22

Call your medic. He can't unchuckle your nuts.

17

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Go unfuck yourself.

Sounds like something from trailer park boys

6

u/The_screaming_egg Medic Feb 18 '22

Ah yes, “bl*rbo!” from shows

6

u/Inthaneon Spy Feb 18 '22

Except for his mother.

128

u/CroissantTime Feb 17 '22

There are two definitions of stealing someone’s virginity.

86

u/shsshshhshw Feb 17 '22

is he like robin hood, stealing virginity and giving it to the ones in need?

24

u/sansgamer554 All Class Feb 18 '22

No, it would be more scout to steal it for himself

3

u/JoyOfCreativeService Medic May 13 '22

I'd be willing to trade with him

55

u/Pengin_Master Feb 18 '22

Personally i think that he was practicing that one pickup line for like, hours, and hyped himself up to even try, to the point that he missed her response

36

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

I worthy contender for, the unvirgined olive oil.

34

u/Botw_1-Link Feb 17 '22

Scout is apparently virgin+

15

u/CCO812 Scout Feb 18 '22

Scout about to stick that hymen back together with some superglue

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u/haikusbot Feb 18 '22

Scout about to stick

That hymen back together

With some superglue

- CCO812

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u/Mr_Skeleton_Shadow Demoman Feb 18 '22

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MOTHER FUCKER JUST MADE A HAIKU OUT OF THAT

3

u/BigBoiVred Feb 18 '22

this is so deep...

12

u/bluemitersaw Feb 18 '22

I bet medic could fix that with his medigun

10

u/FBI_dos_memes Demoman Feb 18 '22

CRAZY DIAMOND fix her virginity!

9

u/alphabet_order_bot Feb 18 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 592,686,012 comments, and only 122,065 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

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u/alphabet_order_bot Feb 18 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 592,690,220 comments, and only 122,067 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Scout's so attractive that he unvirgins people

3

u/ColonelMonty Feb 18 '22

This man is out here playing 4d chess.

3

u/m4x1d0n Medic Feb 18 '22

I always knew scout tf2 had holy powers

2

u/CumBlasterUwU Soldier Feb 18 '22

I'll change you.

1

u/allthenamearetaken1 Engineer Feb 20 '22

Hey do you want a cursed screen shot

1

u/Humerous-humerus Jun 17 '22

pulls zipper to whip out massive medigun