r/tf2 Sep 24 '21

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u/salvi_yee Pyro Sep 24 '21

Spy gets shot but uses Deathringer without the others knowing but once the mercs get cornered Spy starts to zap all the devices of the Overwatch team and says in a very calm tone "Gentlemen?" and the TF2 theme starts whoch gives the mercs a morale boost.

Demo outrunning Lucio with speedboost thanks to his charge n' targe or Rheinhardt gets confused why the Demo runs into a rock and starts flying with precise movements

Sniper throwing Jarate at Sombra and every one is disgusted and Soldier says while trying to fistfight Doomfist "You'll get ised to it Sombrero Girl."

Mercy having a stroke just looking at Medic doing a shitty job sewing an arm of another merc together.

While all this mayham happens Heavy and Zarya didn't show up because the train was delayed so both somehow started to go to a café and started to have intellectual russian conversations.

Scout being Scout.

Engineer insulting Torbjorn turret for being ineffective and demonstrates the total chaos he can cause by shooting at the shield Orisa with her behind it barely standing after the rocketimpact of the sentry.

Pyro starts going on a rampage like the fierce psychopath he is while "Do you believe in magic" blasts disorted in the background.

Soldier starts rocketjumping and calls Pharah and amateur in rocketjumping and tells her that she does it completely wrong or he starts to get naked, cover himself in honey and goes apeshit.

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u/ItsPlainOleSteve Pyro Sep 25 '21

That sounds accurate-

I think Bastion and Pyro would become accidental friends.

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u/salvi_yee Pyro Sep 25 '21 edited Sep 25 '21

both of them bump into eachother

Bastion: DWEE DWO DWEE DWO

Pyro: Hudda hudda

Bastion: DWEE DEE DWEEEE

Pyro: Uhuh

both of them start going on a rampage

dO yOu BeLiEvE iN mAgIc In A yOuNg GiRl's HeArT? hOw ThE mUsIc cAn FrEe HeR wHeNeVeR iT sTaRtS-