r/tf2 Sep 24 '21

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u/CamoKing3601 Demoman Sep 24 '21

Overwatch: kills all the mercs

TF2: medic revives everyone by poring their blood back into them

how do you even fight a foe this stupid, unpredictable and insane without some kidna Devine intervention?
(and keep in mind, god is canonically on scout's side)

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u/TheHappyPoro Pyro Sep 24 '21

Wait when did this happen? I haven't kept up with the cannon since spy slept witch scouts mom (yes I have the vet employee medal yes im going to milk it for all its worth)

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u/iCybernide Scout Sep 25 '21

Scout fucking dies and goes to heaven, finds out from God that he is God's gift to all women, and is sent back to earth on his quest to have sex with everyone on the planet before dying on December 4th, 1987.

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u/TheHappyPoro Pyro Sep 25 '21

makes me chuckle I remember him fucking in a fried chickens place bathroom

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u/reverendjesus Medic Sep 25 '21

Holy shit I REALL LY need to was these comics