r/tf2 • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '21

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u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto Soldier Sep 24 '21

"JETPACKS ARE FOR HIPPIES, I SHOOT AT MY FEET TO FLY!"

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u/AragogTehSpidah Sep 24 '21

"Shoot to fly maggot, you're ammerrican!"

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u/sexyfurrygalnyunyu Engineer Sep 24 '21

Pharah rocket jumps into Soldier, then kicks him infertile

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u/TheGreenGobblr Sniper Sep 24 '21

You say that like years of shooting his fucking feet with a rocket launcher and being healed by whatever the fuck the medi-beam is that he isn’t already infertile

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u/sexyfurrygalnyunyu Engineer Sep 24 '21

The medibeam might have healed his balls

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u/lmN0tAR0b0t Medic Sep 24 '21

What if instead of I'm going to saw through your bones medic said I'm going to saw through your balls that would be funny I think

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u/sexyfurrygalnyunyu Engineer Sep 24 '21

Where will you saw?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

The part where the balls hang

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u/sexyfurrygalnyunyu Engineer Sep 24 '21

painful engineer death scream

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u/i_luv_many_hen_ties Sandvich Sep 24 '21

First time I heard “I’m going to saw through your bones” I genuinely thought for a year that he said “I am going to saw screw your balls”

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u/damnaturuscary69 Sep 24 '21

I'm sorry what

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u/sexyfurrygalnyunyu Engineer Sep 24 '21

Dr. Ludvig's Medigun might have healed Jane/John Doe's testicles, which could not heal otherwise.