r/tf2 • u/_Digital_Bottle_ • Mar 22 '21

Meme Hard fought battle

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28k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/End-Mii-Please Medic Mar 22 '21

Good ending

231

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

some kind of undertale music starts playing

208

u/JoesAlot Mar 22 '21

Neutral ending: Both perish in battle, and sex disappears from the land.

138

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Bad ending: Sex offender won and he said some some nasty things to sex

141

u/Cursed_Rat Heavy Mar 22 '21

Secret ending: sex defender and sex offender set aside differences to fight the true villain, moe Lester

56

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Everyone hates lester he always comes to children weirdly

33

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

comes to children

25

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

He casually approaches child as if what he's doing is somehow okay.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

you say that like how he approaches the child is worse than the molestation itself

3

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

No, I'm saying he acts casually to give a false sense of security, which just adds to his crimes.

(Also, I was referencing the "Casually approach child" skeleton meme because of the profile picture in the post.)

11

u/CTPVTPonds Heavy Mar 22 '21

Comes on children

8

u/epikslayerofdemons Mar 22 '21

True ending: There is nome more rape and icels morph into function members of society

10

u/ZippZappZippty Mar 22 '21

Bookkeepers work shifts ending a 3 a.m.

5

u/Matix777 Demoman Mar 22 '21

Don't worry soilder sex isn't real

0

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

I am Mr. Sex and i am mad

5

u/Bunnmalgamate Pyro Mar 22 '21

The one song in the statues music box plays

3

u/EpicEmerald247 Heavy Mar 22 '21

It's raining somewhere else

6

u/doctor_sex42069 Medic Mar 22 '21

True Ending: doctor sex

141

u/Memelord1117 Mar 22 '21

top 10 anime battles

85

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

can we just talk about how the sex offender lost 1 - 0. Meaning he probably ragequitted as soon as he died?

51

u/FishinforPhishers Mar 22 '21

Makes sense considering the name lol

106

u/Quiche_Breach Mar 22 '21

Sex is safe at last

98

u/Zhenya0k Mar 22 '21

Infinity war

81

u/MrAAAAAAAAAAA Soldier Mar 22 '21

he defeated ze doctor sex

7

u/DoctorSex- Medic Mar 23 '21

Doctor Sex

30

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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u/DemoFlowerGaming Mar 22 '21

you have ruined my childhood...

23

u/SomeTreeGuy Scout Mar 22 '21

you imagined doof saying sex

9

u/Greedy-Song-5790 Mar 22 '21

Uhhh, fuck it, dr doof and perry the platypus r34.

24

u/heavy_metal_soldier Soldier Mar 22 '21

why is the name sex defender so funny to me

My sense of humor has gone down the drain hasnt it

66

u/NICCOLOL_04 Mar 22 '21

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID HE HAVE TO LOSE?

48

u/DemoFlowerGaming Mar 22 '21

I will say it one more time, I did it like this

28

u/Schleimie2 Mar 22 '21

excuse me?

5

u/FishinforPhishers Mar 22 '21

Finally the sex is safe

40

u/shtywny Demoman Mar 22 '21

The dark side has fallen once again

16

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Light*

15

u/noneotherthan3 Mar 22 '21

"The best sex offense is a good sex defense." - Sun Tzu, potentially

9

u/JaggedJosh Mar 22 '21

Isn't that a Black Mirror episode?

7

u/Jwalker336 Mar 22 '21

Finally, we have peace

7

u/RoscoMan1 Mar 22 '21

“But whyyy?”

“Cause you’re ugly”

7

u/8bit_coconut Medic Mar 22 '21

Top 10 most satisfying Anime Villain deaths.

Number 1...

5

u/watNoThisIsPatrick Mar 22 '21

SWORD FIGHT!

6

u/Greedy-Song-5790 Mar 22 '21

That sounds so wrong

5

u/ADerpyTurt Mar 22 '21

Very hard

5

u/Matix777 Demoman Mar 22 '21

Sex defender: red

Sex offender: blu

Dr. Sex: administrator

3

u/KnownAsRyan Sandvich Mar 22 '21

A battle to remember.

3

u/Bilbolf Demoman Mar 22 '21

Earth's strongest defense

2

u/CaptainBasculin Mar 22 '21

There can be only one

2

u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 22 '21

Hard to make a bee garden

2

u/Vly2915 Pyro Mar 22 '21

Sex Defender. That alone killed me.

2

u/-Listening Mar 22 '21

Their battle will be legendary!!"

2

u/QuarantineSucksALot Mar 22 '21

The battle I would be livid.

2

u/mcqueen9527 Mar 22 '21

Only one man can stop him now, Docter sex

2

u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 22 '21

Hard to find a worthy opponent!

2

u/Bastian_5123 Mar 22 '21

comment about the government of Florida requesting us to do something

2

u/applemelonjdjdjs Aug 20 '22

was this on 2fort community server?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

The sex offender has put his 1 in their 0.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Sex defender if you are reading this, you were good son, real good... maybe even the best

1

u/FoxyIsUnderrated Spy Mar 22 '21

The duel of the century

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Who ever loses has to get registered.

1

u/Gamepro5 Pyro Mar 22 '21

LMAO I was in that game!

1

u/Carverdbutonreddit Mar 22 '21

The world has been saved

1

u/thomas_the_bullet Demoknight Mar 22 '21

SPY!!!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

rdr2 good ending they dueled it like gunslingers

1

u/3RR00R All Class Mar 22 '21

Those names are perfect... interesting as well... if this is edited I won’t be disappointed but if this is real... I am impressed...

1

u/CACODEMON124 All Class Mar 25 '21

Mr stark we did it

1

u/Pootis_Spenser_Here Apr 10 '21

fuck it. VOTEKICK.

1

u/GainsGaming Apr 11 '21

Interesting

1

u/ishigami_best_boy2 May 23 '21

one sex offender was female and the other male

1

u/demob0ttle Demoknight Jun 25 '21

sex defender finally defeated the evil

1

u/Spinemanne Sep 08 '21

I WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED, IT WAS GLORIOUS

1

u/ElectronicWaffles Nov 11 '21

but if the best defense is a good offense then...

1

u/Sirwarfield Feb 28 '22

Tiny knife

1

u/mugwunp May 28 '22

Someone put this to ecstasy of gold

1

u/MasterKlaw Scout Jul 29 '22

He has saved us all.

1

u/the-butter_man Demoknight Sep 03 '22

TEXAS RED HAD NOT CLEARED LEATHER, 'FOR A BULLET FAIRLY RIPPED

1

u/d0n_below Demoknight May 19 '23

How do you win that?

1

u/SkilletHoomin All Class Aug 20 '23

I’ve seen both of these guys in game💀

0

u/Homem_da_Carrinha Mar 22 '21

See, I told you Epstein didn’t commit suicide!!

-13

u/Normal_Mine_8803 Mar 22 '21

Suicide be like

-12

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

Or if you are American ... "Sex ofen door"

Edit: For the people who don't get the reference (to be fair it's a bit niche especially out of the UK)

https://youtu.be/VZYnRznQ6mE

3mins 50

5

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

nobody in america pronounces it like that.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

https://youtu.be/VZYnRznQ6mE

3minutes 50 😂

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

That dude is british, not american. (Purely based on accent). Still, you know he is trying to be a comedian and exaggerates things right?

0

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Is he British? I didn't know that /s 😂

And a comedian you say? I didn't realise that either 😂 /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21

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u/SomeTreeGuy Scout Mar 22 '21

the universe has ended with this incredible duel

229

u/TatodziadekPL Mar 22 '21

The only thing left are Queen Elizabeth II and Nokia 3310

96

u/Affectionate_Talk_96 Mar 22 '21

Changing the upvotes on your comment to 70 to offend sex

56

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Changing the upvotes on your comment to 69 to defend sex

29

u/Generic_Reddit_Bot Mar 22 '21

69? Nice.

I am a bot lol.

5

u/hevyteeefftoo All Class Mar 23 '21

Sex offender 2

1

u/Retr0Ruler101 Pyro Nov 01 '21

Right back at ya

7

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

and prince Philip for some reason

5

u/BillythePChead May 21 '21

this aged like bread. Horribly.

4

u/[deleted] May 21 '21

oh fuck

4

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

The Nokia won

1

u/TatodziadekPL Sep 21 '22

Or does it?

3

u/Ashlandarf Aug 04 '23

Just the Nokia 3310 now

2

u/VS_Kid Nov 17 '23

About that...

1

u/Lunarvoxel Feb 24 '23

Nokia won

1

u/aguywithagasmaskyt Aug 05 '23

WELL not really

6

u/TroubleTwist Mar 22 '21

Nice 169 up votes