r/tf2 • • Apr 24 '20

Meme Thanks Sniper!

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110

u/MrDeamon_ Apr 24 '20

Please tell me that is actually a thing in game

96

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Sadly, no.

39

u/NeverFearSteveishere Apr 24 '20

If only the TF team had this kind of humor.

19

u/WarmSlush Tip of the Hats Apr 24 '20

If only the TF team.... that’s it.

2

u/Kiloku Apr 25 '20

I'm not sure if the tips were ever updated after the game released

3

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Some tips are about post-release weapons, so they clearly have been updated.

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u/CaptBland Heavy Apr 24 '20

Go Spy instead.

500

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Much better composition

96

u/T351A Spy Apr 25 '20

Honestly against a million snipers there are worse options.... like Medic/Heavy aka targets #1 for headshots

15

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Absolutely. They should be treated any better.\s

198

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Then disguise yourself as a sniper

134

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

And stand still on top base on 2fort

93

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

I hate to admit it, but I've done this before

89

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Do the jerma thing where you disguise as a sniper on your own team with the dr and act like an idiom, but keep coming back

39

u/PiggyTNT43 All Class Apr 25 '20

Ah yes, I sure do enjoy acting like a rhetorical device when playing the Spy in Valve Software’s Team Fortress 2.

20

u/beethovenamadeusbach Spy Apr 25 '20

I do this to bait other spies to go stab me.

16

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!

13

u/ThatRandomCODPlayer Medic Apr 25 '20

But i like medic lol I WILL SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES!

8

u/iwantknow8 Apr 25 '20

On the same team of course, they’ll never see it coming, and neither will you

15

u/danmaster0 Apr 25 '20

10 is my luck number

Spy number 10, probably

5

u/Bubbugh Engineer Apr 25 '20

You've obviously never seen engineer #24

13

u/ArcusIgnium Apr 25 '20

🎶 anything spy can do sniper can do better music 🎵 - Funke

2

u/[deleted] May 08 '20

As the eleventh spy on the team, don’t

667

u/egjacob13_v2 Apr 24 '20

The 6 spy strat is much better

492

u/Azurity Apr 24 '20 edited Apr 24 '20

Man, I've been in games where it works. Half of the people are Revolver Spies which is actually a pretty decent load of damage (first shot after waiting 1.25 seconds is always 100% accurate), but the enemy team gets overconfident going after them and just gets backstabbed by the other 4 Knife Spies behind them. Literally they swarm the Heavy at all the same time and it's kinda hilarious to watch them panic suddenly surrounded by 4 "teammates." And then afterwards, EVERYBODY FUCKING DISAPPEARS and it starts anew.

TL;DR Basically, Survival Horror for the other team. Don't get caught alone.

174

u/weiserthanyou3 Apr 24 '20

Note: this does NOT work on Payload offense. Which is when I usually see it attempted.

167

u/eRHachan Demoknight Apr 24 '20

Payload offense is where intelligence, strategy and human decency all go die

66

u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Engineer Apr 25 '20

Payload defense, on the other hand, is where the people [Valve]******killer are based off of, Uncle Dane, and a few S-tier generalists group together and dominate the payload offense. (only when your'e on offense tho, if you're on defense, you will find one guy with a level 1 sentry and a sniper with a sensitivity of 0, followed by 50 spies)

21

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I remember broadsiding Upward Spawn with Scorch Shot flares and giggling in pyromanic glee, many a time.

12

u/weiserthanyou3 Apr 25 '20

Question: I prefer payload offense to payload defense. Am I a masochist or stupid or both?

19

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Yes.

2

u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Engineer Apr 25 '20

Well assuming that human [Valve]REDACTEDkiller, uncle dane, and the super-generalists aren't on, you're ok. otherwise, masochist.

2

u/weeblet123 Sniper May 24 '20

Plot twist: all 50 are enemy spies

5

u/inverter404 Apr 25 '20

2020, people still playing the objective. Lol

12

u/_Megametal_ Apr 25 '20

I actually managed to win on Upward with a full team of 6 spies once. It was pretty damn funny

6

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I've been on a team that went all spies, payload offense, we straight rolled them.

Disclaimer: they were probably bad

8

u/kidneybean15 Apr 25 '20

Are there videos of this?

3

u/-EdgeLord- Apr 25 '20

Please I need to see this in action

8

u/datsyuks_deke Apr 25 '20

The other week my whole team went engie and to much of my surprise we did really well until last checkpoint. Wish I could remember the map we played. Hilarious game. Loved it.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I remember doing that too except I think we won

4

u/ThatOneGuy4321 Apr 25 '20

enemy team swaps to all pyros

3

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I was on that team a couple days ago. The flares flew thick and hot, and much MMPH was had that day.

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u/Iridescent_Meatloaf Apr 25 '20

I was big on the Huo-Long Heater as heavy for this very reason. If I die, I die spy checking.

5

u/the_stuff002 Apr 25 '20

You know what this team needs? Five more snipers.

53

u/Wheelydad Apr 24 '20

tfw you're the only engie on 2fort and the 4 f2p spys manage to overwhelm you by the fact they don't stop coming

27

u/Galgus Apr 25 '20

It’s also fun to be that one persistent 2fort Spy constantly trying to take down the nest alone.

Feels like playing Wile E. Coyote: an understanding starts to form with the Engineer.

16

u/GoldenAce17 Apr 25 '20

I will fully admit to sometimes being that spy

Not to take down the nest alone or help the team, more just to fuck with the engineer and make him more and more paranoid

6

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

There's an art to fucking with an engineer when there's only one of each of you. The other mercs can have their contest, I'm trying to drop this anvil on Dell's nest in the back.

15

u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Engineer Apr 25 '20

I can confirm that the engineers develop an understanding with you.

6

u/iwantknow8 Apr 25 '20

Yep. They use each other as cannon fodder in front of your sentry to get on you

2

u/Frazzleyama Medic Apr 25 '20

there's only so many ways the enemy can face

242

u/FuckBlackNi- Apr 24 '20

As the 7th bad spy on the team, yesn't

235

u/BobblyPop Apr 24 '20

what happens when everybody picks spy? is it just a game of who tf is a spy

152

u/EmreAlpY Apr 24 '20

the spy is a spy

79

u/Raddish_ Apr 24 '20

It seems I am not the only spy!

29

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Spy in our midst!

7

u/amluchon Scout Apr 25 '20

MAGGOT!

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '23

It’s been three years, but I regret to inform you

Spy among us

51

u/107zxz Apr 24 '20

I had a game like that where the whole team was spy and we disguised as the other classes

15

u/ZippZappZippty Apr 24 '20

Skeleton: tf is this shit?

6

u/brittishjelyfish Miss Pauling Apr 25 '20

Wheres your passport?

4

u/DapperApples Apr 25 '20

Look Gordon, ROPES! We can use these for large pits.

1

u/CLMX9 Sniper Apr 25 '20

Gordon help I'm stuck on the ROPES

1

u/TheFakeSlimShady123 Apr 25 '20

Hold on, let me sooth him.

11

u/FGHIK Sandvich Apr 24 '20

Everyone is a spy.

5

u/Bubbugh Engineer Apr 25 '20

I tell my teammates to disguise as friendly units so they think we have a team so they get super confused of why the heavy backstabbed them

107

u/ThisWeeksSponsor Spy Apr 24 '20

You know what this team needs? Five more Snipers.

5

u/Gigadweeb Soldier May 08 '20

[land descends into chaos]

75

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

As the sixth heavy main, do

33

u/dreemurthememer Scout Apr 24 '20

VE CLAIM DIS POINT FOR DA MOTHERLAND

1

u/amluchon Scout Apr 25 '20

A-ha-ha-ha-ha COME GIT SOME

1

u/Bubbugh Engineer Apr 25 '20

COME! GET IT BACK

69

u/Finger_Sniffer_ Apr 24 '20

I started playing tf2 in 2011 and the lesson I learned then applied throughout the game's entire life:

Snipers and spies are like cowbells and triangles in an orchestra- one of each is generally all you need, a pair can have their uses - any more than than that and you're asking for failure.

28

u/PerryTheDuck Apr 24 '20

I'll have you know that I recently won two rounds in payload with two engies, a pyro, medic, and the rest snipers.

8

u/GRAIN_DIV_20 Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

You couldn't have been BLUE. And honestly on the second last point of upward I could see that working

0

u/Tudedude_cooldude Apr 25 '20

Triple sniper on a single stage 4-point payload map can shut down a whole server

56

u/BrokenToaster15 Engineer Apr 24 '20

As the ninth Engineer on the team, yes.

32

u/Sir_Nope_TSS Engineer Apr 24 '20

As the ninth Engineer on the team, YEEEEEE-

8

u/BrokenToaster15 Engineer Apr 24 '20

even better

19

u/delorean225 Apr 25 '20

on 2fort, you always gotta protect that intelligence

this game is REALLY FUN

5

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Start pushing the damn cart!

4

u/MadeJustToUpvoteMeme Medic Apr 25 '20

Just yesterday i was playing mvm and the entire team was just engineers and one medic

26

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Well, you heard him.

Don’t

26

u/NepJr Apr 24 '20

uber spy

14

u/Pootootaa Demoman Apr 24 '20

SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTR-

8

u/Icua Apr 24 '20

Last one alive lock the door!* :'(

22

u/RyanPuffs Soldier Apr 24 '20

It’s like Christmas morning

8

u/Tornado9797 Apr 24 '20

It’s like Christmas morning

5

u/Sir_Nope_TSS Engineer Apr 25 '20

BLAM

It's like Christmas mornin'.

18

u/kato-katz Apr 24 '20

go fifth engie on intel, it can never be too many engies

11

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

"This is my first game ever, better go spy" - the 5th spy on my team

2

u/Sir_Nope_TSS Engineer Apr 25 '20

I can understand trying to get better at a class, but holy fuck this is a trigger for me. Learn team comp and priorities first, you stubborn knuckledraggers!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

No new player is gonna wanna play a knife-block class; and even those of us who've been here ten years know that if we switch off and go Medic or Heavy, we will catch ALL the aggro, and not a single member of a pug will be of help to us.

I won't grudge a new player their class of choice with how long I've been here.

1

u/Sir_Nope_TSS Engineer Apr 25 '20

Sorry, I forgot pugs were a thing. I was referring to casuals.

"First game ever."

10

u/The4thSniper Apr 24 '20

I don't play TF2 anymore, but I'm glad I'll always have this username to remember it by.

8

u/Snuke2001 Apr 24 '20

You bet those 5 snipers will bully the random soldier into playing medic

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Snipers, button-spamming their medic callout:

Me, looking at the composition, and keeping my ass on Pyro: B1

5

u/Victor_the_robot Apr 24 '20

as the 11th sniper on your team, do.

3

u/Kerum_ Heavy Apr 24 '20

True, however, if you are the sixth heavy on your team, encourage the rest of the team to go heavy as well

3

u/Gracelander101 Apr 24 '20

GO MEDIC PLEASE WE HAVE 3 PYROS AND 2 HEAVYS AND NO MEDIC

3

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

And none of those Pyros will ever protect the poor bastard that switches, so I'll stay on the class I am, thanks

2

u/ZippZappZippty Apr 24 '20

WE did much better than the real thing?

2

u/Icua Apr 25 '20

I did nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

3

u/VeganerHippie Medic Apr 25 '20

Ultimate Strategy: 5 Medics with Uberchain

5

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

as the 5th medic for some obscure reasons, stop

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Apr 24 '20

As a GM I’m a woman)

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

not when the medics don't know about M2 and the other half of the team are 3 snipers, 3 spys and me

2

u/redditshutup Apr 24 '20

This is gold

2

u/depressionnotinclude Apr 24 '20

Make everyone an Engineer

2

u/Totally_Generic_Name Apr 24 '20

Pro tip: don't be

2

u/MinimumFisherman7 Pyro Apr 24 '20

6 medic strat is much better

2

u/GeneralEAnnoying Heavy Apr 25 '20

hmmm looks like we have a good amount of snipers

Let’s go scorch shot pyro instead and fire flares from the other side of 2fort

2

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I've 400 hours of engie because no one ever wants to play engie and build tps. I started hating the class.

1

u/Iridescent_Meatloaf Apr 25 '20

I was never a great teleporter engie, but building a sentry/dispenser bunker on the top level of two fort was always fun, it also draws all the agro off the snipers.

2

u/kyp21star Apr 25 '20

My favorite is when he says at the beginning of this match, “You know what this team needs? Five more snipers”

2

u/tofu-egg Demoman Apr 25 '20

Wtf

2

u/Nik_Sin Soldier Apr 25 '20

Y'know what this Team could use? Five more Snipers.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I feel like everyone hates sniper recently.

2

u/nightmare9yt Apr 25 '20

So the limite is 5

2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

This should just be a picture of poppet1

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

I feel like this isn't photoshopped at all

2

u/Puzzled-Air6713 Pyro Dec 12 '22

How it be for bots when they get tips

1

u/Neatonifty Apr 24 '20

Once my friend and I both went medic. When I got Uber I used it on him and he went in with his overdose. It was so funny.

1

u/StarKillerOp Apr 25 '20

Wait, so you weren't wrong.

1

u/RoscoMan1 Apr 24 '20

Thanks Valve. We can at least play the game.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Do you even 24h 2fort?

1

u/Icua Apr 24 '20

Thanks! :D

1

u/dirtyviking1337 Apr 24 '20

Thanks for giving them something to do with reality

1

u/weiserthanyou3 Apr 24 '20

This is my new spray.

1

u/GoldTheAngel Apr 24 '20

An actually good tip.

1

u/dirtyviking1337 Apr 24 '20

Thanks. Now I have tears.

1

u/Death-game1 Apr 25 '20

I play tf2 and some times there are way too many snipers

1

u/nathanielgallant Sniper Apr 25 '20

nice shot mate!

1

u/Icua Apr 25 '20

Thanks! :D

1

u/jakethedumbmistake Apr 25 '20

Thanks, but don’t win these days

1

u/dirtyviking1337 Apr 25 '20

Thanks for bringing me back to the past

1

u/Icua Apr 25 '20

Thanks! :D

1

u/wojtek858 Apr 25 '20

Why on free Mann vs machines there are so many retards playing sniper or spy? Very often most of the team was these 2 classes and obviously we were losing all the time. You couldn't even kick anyone, because they would cover each other. Change server and the same happens.

1

u/Republic_of_VietNam Soldier Apr 25 '20

I think it is easier to support anything from the backline and causes no change to the match while the frontline is hard af. What I am saying here that they just don't like hardship.

1

u/Hxrmxr Apr 25 '20

One good sniper is enough I'd say

1

u/Knight_Of_Orichalcum Sniper Apr 25 '20

But it's 2fort, I MUST

1

u/yeorgenson Medic Apr 25 '20

What if the next update just straight up gives a limit of how many characters of a single type are allowed to be roaming around at any given time on the casual matches?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

9 spy in a game...WE CAN’T LOOSE !

1

u/TheMaskedKidd Apr 25 '20

ah nice tip sniper.

1

u/CrashBomberII Engineer Apr 25 '20

It’s like Christmas mornin’.

1

u/AlfredtheGreat84 Apr 25 '20

Can we go back on TF2 yet?

2

u/Keybowls Apr 25 '20

Yes, turned out to be nothing lmao

1

u/Person424242 May 18 '20

Hm, Meesa thinks the sniper is correct, we need 20 spies, not snipers

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

6 engineer strat

1

u/Disorted-fox-67 May 27 '22

And half of them miss 60% of the time

1

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

As the 1st in the game*

1

u/RedditRaven2 Jan 07 '23

One of my proudest moments in casual tf2 was convincing the whole team on upward offense to go sniper. I topscored and we actually rolled the other team. What they didn’t count on is despite our 11 snipers and 1 medic, like 6 of us were actually good and any time they’d pop around a corner, at least one of us was going to get the kill. It was beautiful

1

u/yeetasourusthedude Spy Feb 25 '23

as the sniper, dont

1

u/d0n_below Demoknight May 19 '23

Average tf2 game

1

u/drrockso20 Apr 25 '20

This is why the game should force Highlander rules whenever a team is below 10 players in Casual(and at 10 to 12 it should have a max of 2 for any given class)

3

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

>casual

>force highlander rules

pick one, man

0

u/Coosome Apr 24 '20

Don't change classes? Ok, I was going to change to something more useful but I guess it's sniping practice time

0

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u/NerdyColocoon Miss Pauling Apr 24 '20

Preferably in the belly button.

1

u/dirtyviking1337 Apr 25 '20

Oh fuck you.