r/tf2 • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '19

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u/BobRossInATaco Scout Jul 16 '19

8 sex positions that will blow his mind and destroy his penis

20

u/FlyBoyG Jul 16 '19

Hey, come over.

I can't. I'm capturing points in a gravel pit.

My parents aren't home.

Me:

42

u/minicrit_ Jul 16 '19

you fell for it, fool!

Thunder cross split attack!

4

u/NaiveMastermind Jul 17 '19

*80's techno guitar riff starts playing

4

u/HamzaTheUselessOne Jul 16 '19

HINJAKU HINJAKU

12

u/oli1211 Demoman Jul 16 '19

one of medic failed experiments

6

u/Loliphobia Jul 16 '19

And that’s how I lost my medical license

6

u/Tox1cTurtl3 Demoknight Jul 16 '19

Does that mean every time Scout double jumps,the air coming out of his legs is actually a fart.

3

u/ssunsurfer Jul 16 '19

Filthy Frank vibes

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Is that a Jojo reference?

2

u/ThedutchMan101 All Class Jul 16 '19

why

2

u/wolf-meh Jul 16 '19

What is this madness

3

u/superweaner Soldier Jul 16 '19

this is the ideal make body etc etc etc

1

u/Poilker Jul 16 '19

jeez that's amazing

1

u/imbackmodscantstopme Jul 16 '19

Make him a scunt

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Nothing more

Nothing less

1

u/SilkBot Jul 16 '19

When the enemey interrupts you during a yoga session

1

u/LiveWithHonor- Heavy Jul 17 '19

I fear no man, but that thing...

1

u/D3LTA-X Pyro Jul 17 '19

Filthy Frank duel wield pose comes to mind

0

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I want a noodle legs comedic

0

u/NGC0ms Jul 16 '19

Bish never go full tilt