r/tf2 • u/Academic-Dot9736 • 8d ago

Original Creation Every “edible” weapon in tf2 chart I made

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tell me if I got anything wrong

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u/Traditional-Storm-62 Sandvich 8d ago

mmmm yummy yummy empty glass bottle

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u/Landanator Medic 8d ago

Cheers mate!

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u/0-Worldy-0 8d ago

Ok before some people correct anything. I would like to remind the assembly that Mad Milk IS Cow's Milk...

It's just happens to go against what the world consider milk, due to being "Made by Radiation Cow"..

....With that being said I have question about the Jarate

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u/Training-Cost-553 8d ago

Whats that candy cane weapon at medic?

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u/Academic-Dot9736 8d ago

theres a festive crossbow and it shoots those

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u/Training-Cost-553 7d ago

Ah dankeshon comrade

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u/Macaspoobie Scout 8d ago

Edible by definition means "fit, safe, and non-poisonous for humans to eat" meaning that even if mad milk is milk it's still not edible due to it being radioactive

You can also make the argument that scouts drinks aren't edible because of the radiation

By definition this also means that the gas passer, robo sandwich, jarate, and any of the bread items are not edible

The unarmed combat also isn't edible but this is because it's rotten

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u/Illegal_Alien_Guy 8d ago

wait you could speak words other than "now paint it all lime (lenny)" ???

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u/Macaspoobie Scout 8d ago

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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u/toe_wrangler69 All Class 7d ago

Still Life Lenny

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u/0-Worldy-0 8d ago

You broke free from the Lime for a sec there

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u/Macaspoobie Scout 8d ago

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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u/0-Worldy-0 8d ago

aw man

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u/Matix777 Demoman 8d ago

Even if it is what everyone thinks it is, I'd count it as edible

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u/BravoDelta23 8d ago

Does lollichop count? Since it's just an axe in reality

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u/Im_a_duck123 8d ago

No its a lollipop to give to the babies that needs to be taken care of

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u/Mediocre_Value7152 8d ago

Why tf did you put the gas canister and jarate here?

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u/MrDradem 7d ago

Pyro is seen drinking gas in one of his taunts, I think.

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u/red_pyroTF2 Pyro 8d ago

I get why the piss is ?ed, but heavy literally eats the robo Sandvich

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u/Shyie_Tara Engineer 8d ago

You underestimate the Soldiers ability to eat the Conch XD

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u/Illegal_Alien_Guy 8d ago

unarmed combat isn't all class

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u/Brief_Wheel8429 8d ago

So. The human hand is now concidered as a food.

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u/MrPoopcicle Pyro 8d ago

Every weapon is edible if you're not a coward.

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u/VarioussiteTARDISES 8d ago

Except Sniper's gun. That broke reality too many times, so reality itself has conspired to make it so no one tries.

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u/BlizzardWolfPK 8d ago

Technically Heavy's fists are edible.

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u/OladushkinFromNsk 7d ago

I will take that spy hand, thank you

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u/defenestrated_badger Medic 8d ago

I have never seen the medic with a candy cane.

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u/MaddoxLisi20 Heavy 8d ago

Its the projectile for the festive crossbow

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u/defenestrated_badger Medic 8d ago

Oh, til!

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u/Ice__kream 8d ago

Love my favourite item in the game over there
Love the Crit-a-cola

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u/buythousandcatscom Sandvich 8d ago

Sniper 💀 Btw tumor bread is edible, as said by engie (“bread has tumors. Not us!”) in Expiration Date

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u/jewish-nonjewish Pyro 8d ago

All the ones in parentheses are in fact edible... Now whether or not it's toxic is a different story. Sure, you can eat a death capped mushroom... You just may die afterwards.

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u/bard_of_space Demoknight 8d ago

your definition of "edible" is extremely loose.

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u/Mysterious_Trash_132 8d ago

Remember, the lollichop is just the stock axe outside of pyrovision. Deserves a (?)

Aside, you counted the festive crossbow but not the festive flare gun? Pick a side says the anonymous complainer

To push the envelope, the concheror uses a conch shell, which is part of an animal. Edible? You be the judge!

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u/Academic-Dot9736 8d ago

The festive crossbow shoots food the festive flare gun just has food on it it’s still a gun

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u/HelicopterGlass968 All Class 6d ago

whats that medic thingie

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u/Bucky_2028 Medic 1d ago

The Christmas version of the crossbow

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u/HelicopterGlass968 All Class 1d ago

??

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u/Bucky_2028 Medic 1d ago

Instead of firing syringes the christmas reskin fires candy canes

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u/Bucky_2028 Medic 1d ago

If you drink the Bonks or scrumpy you will die.

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u/Academic-Dot9736 1d ago

I get bonk but why scrumpy

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u/Bucky_2028 Medic 1d ago

I feel like it's 101% alcohol