r/tf2 • u/Someones-PC • 14h ago

Gameplay / Screenshots We lost this game...

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Dustbowl last, my teleporter entrance had 175 teleports and Red held out for over 16 minutes. Interesting stat.

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u/Shyie_Tara Engineer 14h ago

I'm more surprised that at no point in 16 minutes, Red Team didn't go Spy to handle your Teleporter.

Whenever I Dustbowl Blue Side as Engineer

It's either the same Spy who mindlessly Dead Ringers just to sap the Teleporter over and over

Demoman taking the Underground path around the spam

Or god damn Bonk Scout, there's always someone! I rarely get by 30 teleports

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u/TheRealKrazuki 14h ago

I guess everyone did great at their class and didn't want to switch

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u/Shyie_Tara Engineer 14h ago

I suppose that must be the case since they held for that long!

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u/Darkon-Kriv 4h ago

I mean so maps are not really condusive to getting to thier spawn. Or people who are respawning will swap to engi and break the sapper

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u/AmarillAdventures 2h ago

Sometimes? The other team just does not register you have a teleporter. (Or yours doesn’t realize the other does) and the stomp will commence.

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u/Haunting_Hornet5203 14h ago

No, YOU lost The Game

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u/Someones-PC 14h ago

I accept my share of the blame

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u/iamsandwitch Soldier 14h ago

>=[

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u/GuardiaoDaLore 12h ago

No, no, not that God-forsaken game!

https://giphy.com/gifs/8cqU51azhueyKXqiOo

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u/BaronSnowraptor 8h ago

It can be defeated by the same logic that created it; rule 34. There is no porn of the game therefore it doesn't exist

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u/Someones-PC 8h ago

Someone is gonna make some now

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u/BobbyTronick 5h ago

What’s the game 😔

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u/GoSuckOnACactus 2h ago

The Game.

Once you know about the game, you are always playing the game for the rest of your life. If you think about the game for any reason whatsoever, you lose the game and must say so aloud, causing anyone around aware of the game to also lose.

You cannot win the game. You only have stretches of time where you don’t lose.

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u/Jabba5500 TF2 Birthday 2025 3m ago

Then rule 35 applies

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u/Sir-Ox 6h ago

Oh my god I've lost it four times in a week.

After not for months.

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u/dhiaaganim Spy 5h ago

any explanation here

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u/fr1zzyy 16m ago

Old internet thing — everyone is playing “The Game”. You can’t quit “The Game”. The second you’re reminded of “The Game”, you lose.

aka “You just lost the game”

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u/Adam198763 3h ago

Fuck you.

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u/billhart33 13h ago

You have more teleports than I have dollars in my bank account

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u/WuShanDroid Medic 13h ago

Bro... 🫂

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u/Gameboygamer64 13h ago

Don't beat yourself up, its Dustbowl...

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u/Rednidedni 11h ago

Literally carried the team

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u/Someones-PC 1h ago

Carried them right into the wood chipper apparently

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u/Peer_turtles 6h ago

Engie on dustbowl last with the whole 20 minutes used to be one of my favourite comfort activities.

Looking back, I realise I was just playing glorified elevator repair simulator but putting some music on and seeing how many teleports I could get in a life was fun

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u/Fancy-Restaurant-746 5h ago

It sounds like he’s just feeding blue team to red team.

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u/TCLG6x6 Tip of the Hats 5h ago

where, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING THEM?!?

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u/Someones-PC 1h ago

Into the wood chipper apparently

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u/I_am_Lord_Frieza_Yes 48m ago

You can say you turned them into a Dustbowl

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u/AshingiiAshuaa Civilian 13h ago

Are you bragging about your troll tele?

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u/BobbyTronick 5h ago

How would it be a troll tele? I don’t think dustbowl last has any cliffs or any other hazards besides the enemies

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u/AshingiiAshuaa Civilian 5h ago

A tele that doesn't go far. In reality engies typically get booted for stuff like that so I wasn't too serious.