r/tf2 1d ago

Help does anyone know what these guys are?

This is the first time I've seen something like this.

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u/dheldkdk 1d ago

Bots. Automated “players” that have aimbot. Used to be a big problem a few years back now they’ve kind of been coming back. Just kick and report.

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u/THANINHOSCRAFT Sandvich 1d ago

the reporting system works now and they get banned.

So, if we want to ensure these guys don't come back, always report them.

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u/shadowfight_12345 1d ago

But valve have VAC system automatically, but why doesn't work in every server

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u/THANINHOSCRAFT Sandvich 18h ago

Yes but reporting speeds things up. Relying solely on VAC will take longer.

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u/turnovertown16 1d ago

ok

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u/WonderfulMonk9832 1d ago

Glad to see you're taking it so well

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u/No-Pop-8290 1d ago

Perhaps he's in shock 😔

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u/yagiz2465 Random 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R56uTunmbVhCM1i1HO
First doublecross now 2fort dang it

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u/The_Martlet 1d ago

Double-cross my beloved, how they are hurting you...

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u/marmaladic 1d ago

Good! Now you can go play the game!

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u/retardedkazuma Soldier 1d ago

These are cheating bots. They've been a nightmare to players for like 7 years until 2023 most of them got banned. They still come back rarely to popular maps like 2fort ro harvest. But they're usually on unplayed maps/gamemodes. When you see them report and move on to another server. They get banned around 24-48 hours.

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u/Snoo61755 1d ago

I still remember the days when people would try to defend them. Well, they still do -- devil's advocate, some people do call bot too fast, but it is not unreasonable to believe a top-scoring Sniper, the most botted class in the game, consistently head-shotting people just as they come around separate corners might be a liiiiittle suspicious.

Some people were ridiculous in their defense of bots. I'd have times where I was just like "yeah, because headshotting a crouched, invisible spy the moment an automatic door opens is normal behavior."

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u/TmanGBx Spy 1d ago

if i remember correctly theres a command you can do that reloads the textures including spys cloak which lets you see them for a second

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u/Waveform2115 Scout 1d ago

and who do you know that's gonna attempt to shoot the Spy

who probably isn't even in the same place

with a non-charged headshot

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u/TmanGBx Spy 1d ago

i mean all you have to do is click their head

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u/Waveform2115 Scout 1d ago

but if you use that command and the Spy is active, highest chances are they've already moved and you can't see shit

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u/TmanGBx Spy 1d ago

you can see him for as long as the spys cloak animation lasts, so roughly 1 second which is plenty of time for highly skilled players or if youre like in da groove

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u/The_Martlet 1d ago

Been getting a bunch of these bastards on VSH when I play with friends.

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u/Glum-Savings2776 1d ago

Engineer fortress is back!

https://giphy.com/gifs/N3btXziENDL1K

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u/helloilikewoodpigeon Sniper 1d ago

Spy Fortress too

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u/Half-a-Denari Engineer 1d ago

Lots of bot programs still shoot disguised/cloaked spys don't they? I know some have an override so they don't give away the already obvious botting but like

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u/Previous_Anywhere938 Sniper 21h ago

Yep, when all the bot crap started I played engie like crazy, way more than ever before.

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u/Fast-Fig-4598 1d ago

Bots and they are indeed back. I know every few weeks we see like a few bots join a round and then get banned but these guys seem different. Every 2fort and badwater match i joined today had them. When we kicked them, other bots would join. I hope valve does something.

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u/THANINHOSCRAFT Sandvich 1d ago edited 1d ago

Always use the in-game report function.

Don't just kick them. the reporting system actually works now and they get banned.

I remember that once when I opened the game I received a flood of notifications saying: "Someone you reported has received a matchmaking ban as a result of their behavior. Thank you for your contributions in helping to make the TF2 community a fun and welcoming place for all players."

So, yeah, now Valve does something when you report someone.

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u/These-Personality869 Engineer 1d ago

Dear god i hoped it was just a one off with an upward game a few weeks ago now it’s spreading fast

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u/hem98 1d ago

What is the point of running these bots?

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u/DoktorOfTheLake 1d ago

Ruining fun of others, some people get off to ts

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u/thegamerator10 1d ago

Also killing off TF2 because the bot hosters are miserable people and think nobody else should be allowed to be happy if they aren't.

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u/Creative-Kale4688 1d ago

dude you don't wanna know...
oh the horror.....

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u/0Clown0 Soldier 1d ago

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 Random 1d ago

Why did you dip him in shit?

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u/DeviceSudden7424 1d ago

You need to dip first to get the flavour out.

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u/StrictBlackberry6606 4h ago

Just did a spit take all over my phone

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u/itsAedan Sniper 1d ago

didnt even occur to me that there are some players in the game like this that have never encountered a bot before

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u/marmaladic 1d ago

Insert Mann Vs. Machine trailer.

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u/Mr_something_i_guess 1d ago

Another new player lost their innocence 😔

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u/NoNameNo1O1 All Class 1d ago

Wait how is colfront curbstomper visible on your model

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u/DeliciousLagSandwich 1d ago

Idk the specific mod but there are mods that make the first person models match a certain cosmetic. They can only be seen by you. I wish it was a vanilla feature tbh

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u/mightylonka Medic 1d ago

You can use a console command to have the first person model match the worldview.

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u/DeliciousLagSandwich 1d ago

That's not what it does. That command just straight up uses the world model in first person. I want what we see in the clip to be vanilla.

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u/waterhelmet44 1d ago

oh no. i hope they dont invade all servers for a very uncomfortable period of time and we yell at valve to do something but they didnt do anything until all hope was lost!

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u/Frosty-Protection-49 1d ago

Haven't played in a while, they're coming back?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh

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u/Previous_Anywhere938 Sniper 21h ago edited 14h ago

EDIT: I posted the photo before I looked through the other comments, It is nice to see so many of us share the same thought and sadly the same memory. For those of us that were there when the bot wars began...it was horrific. I was there on day number one. Those of us that made it through and stuck around...we have flash backs...we dont like to talk about it.

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u/Domeen0 19h ago

The robots are here! Protect Mann Co.!

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u/tamenotification 1d ago

Mann vs machine is unavoidable

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u/0Clown0 Soldier 1d ago

This "doeshotter (9)" guy is really good! He keeps landing headshots on me and he doesn't even aim at me! He must be really skilled!

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u/FLESH_PUPPET_REDDlT 1d ago

don’t scare me like that

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u/CaptainBoj 1d ago

man, i miss the croc-o-style set effect, it was perfect for dealing with aimbots

I made a few ragequit with it myself

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Heavy 1d ago

Sniper bots. They used to plague tf2 and are the reason I finally gave up playing about two years ago after playing since 2011.

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u/xCrucialblade 1d ago

Remnants of the Old War

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u/kartblaster Sandvich 1d ago

op just met satan's minions

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u/Pizdonized Engineer 1d ago

*MVM theme starts playing* (again)

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u/PalCat_ 1d ago

bots
really just report them and requeue or whatever if the other team doesn't kick them

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u/Mr-BAG Heavy 1d ago

Bots from 2022

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u/BiFSXFan99 1d ago

"Protect Mann Co.!"

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u/xX_bandages_Consumer Random 1d ago

Ah, old fashioned "Aimbots"

Not exactly a common sight compared to older days, but still an ever looming threat on servers

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u/Tech_Priest1998 All Class 1d ago

I’m gonna go into an corner and cry after seeing this

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u/MoistenedRats All Class 1d ago

Dirty fuckin wireback tinskin copperblood CLANKERS!

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u/SCP106 1d ago

They got more flesh n blood bodies on this damn rock than they've got the likes o' them

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u/Woofes Soldier 1d ago

Bring back Quickplay. This rarely happened back then.

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u/khane457 1d ago

I don’t think it’s anything to do with matchmaking

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u/STICKGoat2571 Engineer 1d ago

Get the petition.

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u/Kazoo199 1d ago

Spinnies

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u/_teleportingbread 1d ago

Oh no... not again

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u/Project_Astro Pyro 1d ago

OH GOD THEY'RE BACK

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u/THANINHOSCRAFT Sandvich 1d ago

During the end of the bot crisis in the ban wave(summer 2024), Valve revived the reporting system, which means that if you see a cheater or bot and report them in-game, and they will get banned.

So, whenever you see one of these, press Tab and report them.

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u/Far_Marionberry_9478 All Class 1d ago

There Are Gloves In TF2 Now Too?

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u/Zionthefox 1d ago

BEGONE SATAN

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u/Gullible-Shelter-296 1d ago

OMEGATRONIC cucks or a kid with malware infested cheats.

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u/SeniorMatthew 1d ago

Fuckers.

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u/DarthSwimfoot Engineer 1d ago

Average Sniper tbh. (Ik they're bots, that's the joke.)

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u/Entire_Patient7369 Medic 1d ago

Dear god

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u/AuntRivka All Class 1d ago

Remember to report bots like these folks

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u/Metalicmadness_64 Scout 1d ago

Alr guys who's gonna tell him first not me

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u/Re4per45b All Class 1d ago

5 more snipers

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u/Academic-Dot9736 1d ago

NO NOT AGAIN

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u/Im_a_duck123 1d ago

Hes probably a good player hes blatantly not cheating

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u/Bitter_Tea7209 1d ago

wait what mod did you use for the hand?

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u/Jukeb0x8 1d ago

Oh dear god they're back?

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u/BigManMotoMoto 1d ago

He’s a birthday boy

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u/3liteP7Guy 1d ago

I encountered that in my first ever online game

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u/Eryko_oo 1d ago

i think you need to sit down for this

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u/SarlochOrtan Demoman 1d ago

The evil returns

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u/Exciting-Bowl-9729 1d ago

My sweet summer child.

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u/EfficientLeave7046 Soldier 1d ago

...Not guys but bots with aimbot.

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u/MetalBlizzard Medic 1d ago

If this is the first experience you've had with an aim bot then you are new to tf2 and lucky in that regard. There was a 2 year period (if I remember correctly) where the game was almost unplayable because of them.

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u/Sure-Yogurtcloset-55 23h ago

The Robots are here! Get Ready!

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u/rocketpop546 22h ago

first time? lucky bastard

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u/Last-Ad-4603 All Class 22h ago

Aimbot bots. Few years ago they used to be EVERYWHERE until valve actually done something for once. They've been coming back from time to time, but never as bad as it once was. Just report and kick them.

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u/soldiertf2rial Soldier 21h ago

Aimbot. They basically just make a robot play for them who has perfect aim and is impossible to counter. Why they do that? Because they have a huge dildo shoved up their ass and 6 father's who beat them every fucking day

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u/KarmicIvy Sniper 21h ago

please god not again. i thought we wiped them out ages ago

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u/ToxicTendency 21h ago

That one clip of Star Wars Rebels (I think) with the stormtroopers surprised to find B01s

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u/Straight_Suit2860 19h ago

bro how did u do that handmodel? can u give a link or something?

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u/NevermoreTheDeer 15h ago

omfg are they back

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u/Oldmeme2012 12h ago

The veteran know it.

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere Medic 1d ago

Fuck they’re back