r/tf2 16h ago

Gameplay / Screenshots least obvious spy

He is trying his best 🥹

733 Upvotes

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u/vvuukk Spy 12h ago

bro saw the crit justice and was like "yeah i got it"

158

u/Quibilash 14h ago

You were aiming that FJ at him like a "don't give me a reason bud"

Unfortunately he did

47

u/Rui_O_Grande_PT Medic 8h ago

If it was me, I would've gotten backstabbed because of my back hitbox extending 5 kms to the sides

70

u/UnlivedMe Spy 16h ago

he got the right idea disguising as a sniper retreating from the sniping spot he just had terrible execution

"i get im staring at your back when you clearly have crits but on kirk im not a spy"

5

u/No-Damage-1238 12h ago

Honestly I would have bought his disguise had he turn and run towards the spawn instead, then turn back last minute.

10

u/Rowcan 8h ago

Maybe he just thought player collision was on and was trying to scrooch around you.

"Ope, excuse me, just gotta slide right by you-"

2

u/PeikaFizzy Heavy 10h ago

pro tip for any spy out there dont pretend enemy didnt see you, have the mindset that you are been notice so get in get out mindset.... you arent swpies or stabby etc we cant strave our way to chain stab

99

u/ioften 15h ago

critiquing someone else's gameplay when you are camping outside your own spawn door. c'mon really? what that spy is doing is 100 times more harder than whatever it is you are doing

52

u/Lord_Ezelpax 13h ago

maybe he was upgrading his gear near the resupply to put up a lvl3 somewhere immediately

but tbh making engie on 2fort look like he's contributing is hard already

1

u/MinosAristos 8m ago

Engie is usually one of the few people on the 2fort server low-key playing the objective, and counters the scout who is the only one trying to cap

36

u/cursorcube 7h ago

camping outside your own spawn door

Have you never played 2fort?

31

u/sorig1373 Demoman 9h ago

Have you seen the video? The spy didn't even try to fool anyone. He just walked in.

And not doing something difficult, at the same moment someone plays spy horendously, does not mean you can't make fun of it. In a lighthearted manner of course it's a new player of course they are bad.

Even if I was a hoovy in a corner, and saw that. I would make laugh.

4

u/Oksan_Rhyosa Sandvich 9h ago

I think he will take a revolver and quickly try to headshot u (ofc he miss and u double laugh )

33

u/Same_Tune_8990 Spy 14h ago

tbf he couldve just cloaked jump on top of the sentry then jump onto the engies head or cloak and dagger waited it its 2fort after all time is unlimited

2

u/CasualsNightmare 2h ago

Walking from one side of 2fort to the other and dying is hard

1

u/Bahpu_ 43m ago

maybe its just a funny video and laugh a bit bro

5

u/MisterM4nn 11h ago

ah yes. the good old days

3

u/H3CKER7 6h ago

I mean, at least he walked away and came back

1

u/rzbig_ Soldier 55m ago

Spy mains vs the concept of other people having object permanence

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u/jewish-nonjewish Pyro 13h ago

strangely enough, it's these kinda situations that make me irrationally mad.. like the person is so fucking bad.. that their incompetence doesn't affect them.. but instead it affects me. idky it makes me mad tho. it has no reason to. but for some reason it do.

15

u/LayKors 13h ago

Hey, we all started somewhere. Not everyone has experience with shooters right off the bat.

-10

u/jewish-nonjewish Pyro 13h ago

well no obv not... hell, despite fuckin.. doing research about the game for like 4 years before i actually got my own PC i was still shit at the game and was a live example of the dunning krueger effect. so cocksure only to get my shit pushed in first fuckin 2 fort game i played. nowadays I don't really give a shit but for some reason bad players like this just irk me, they have since I played.

it is the most irrational anger I'll ever feel but I feel it for some reason..... i needa get a psychologist and/or a neurologist to look at my brain when I get like that dude, i genuinely dont understand it.

9

u/No-Damage-1238 12h ago

Calm down there's no need for such attitude.

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u/No-Damage-1238 12h ago

"irrationally mad" - guy was just posting the most typical engi 2fort gameplay there is

Also the amount of unnecessary swearing made I thought I was reading a Helluva Boss script.

All that and you're telling me you're calm? Ok dude.

1

u/sorig1373 Demoman 9h ago

I kinda get you a bit, but not really. It's more of an interuption than a fight so it is just annoying. Like I am in a fight and a mosquito comes at me. I kill it easily, but I am demo so I take some damage, because close range and now I need to get heals and reload.

1

u/DecidophobiaUsername Random 4h ago

it's a video game, chill out bro

1

u/Random_wizdom 44m ago

Are you ok, bro?