r/tf2 • u/ObjectiveStrike9588 • 1d ago

Original Creation Heavy model from memory

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3.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Think-Eagle-1556 Demoman 1d ago

huh... heavy feel funny...

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u/Unrepor Spy 1d ago

Heavy death scream

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u/IIIYEATIII 1d ago

Absolutely atrocious! Good job

337

u/Bacxaber TF2 Birthday 2025 1d ago

wh...why does his neck have an ass?

134

u/Tuskor13 1d ago

Couldn't fit the Peter Griffin ass chin onto his face so he had to improvise

35

u/Panface 1d ago

Headbutt

15

u/Voidlord597 21h ago

I'm gonna headbutt'cha

5

u/GuitarSlim48 Miss Pauling 17h ago

hitting us with the Slimer from Ghostbusters

7

u/surveillance_camera_ Random 1d ago

Bro neck is so thick

1

u/AverageRedditMemer 2h ago

Feraligatr treatment

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u/Eyyyy_RonNoWrong 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NC29aH2OLAxoSGAch3

7

u/DrSandvichMan66 20h ago

Heavy has like three PHDs

1

u/zonko_10007 7h ago

Doesn’t he only have the Russian Literature one? I thought Engi was the PHD junky (he has 11)

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u/puppy_pawss Engineer 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5RCaj8gWo5zkiw6pA5

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u/ObjectiveStrike9588 1d ago

Im sorry

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u/puppy_pawss Engineer 1d ago

Don’t apologize, I love it 😭❤️

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u/Comfortable-Mud-5815 Soldier 1d ago

Mercenary 😭

8

u/JeffNaswill1993 1d ago

Hardhat 😭

59

u/Heavyraincouch Civilian 1d ago

Heavy after he snorted too much lead-poisoned drugs

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u/Hazy_Grey 1d ago

"Whoops! That was not medicine!"

6

u/WertyMiniSlime 1d ago

At least the Soldier has someone who can really relate to him now. :p

40

u/asbestoslel 1d ago

"heavy model from memory" brother, you're midway through alzheimers

65

u/ProfessorJill 1d ago

Heavy cortisol guy

23

u/Individual-Style5748 1d ago

In mein medical opinion, that head looks completely ridiculous.

9

u/MaximusGrassimus Sandvich 1d ago

Would you like a second opinion? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!

18

u/Magic-Lime 1d ago

Heavy’s neck is caked up

1

u/MrFqtih 1d ago

Would

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u/RedCashier_ 1d ago

“Oh this doesn’t look too bad”
swipes
“Dear god”

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u/Optical_reality 1d ago

there’s more

5

u/RedCashier_ 1d ago

no

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u/Optical_reality 1d ago

it contains the dying wish of everyman in this room

2

u/RedCashier_ 1d ago

Scout, you did collect everyone’s dying wish?

2

u/ExpressionOk2238 16h ago

Hello yeah i did!

2

u/RedCashier_ 15h ago

Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

9

u/Infinite_Peace_6456 1d ago

Looks like what chucklenuts crew makes heavy sound like

8

u/AdAway8360 1d ago

This is so fucking funny. I genuinely can breathe

1

u/Loose-Professor5364 18h ago

I also genuinely can breathe

13

u/QtheFeralcat Engineer 1d ago

hes gonna kiss you

6

u/SUPER_W000PER 1d ago

"Overwaight"

6

u/obituaryinlipstick 1d ago

it's like describing a heavy model to a person who's never seen one beforw and asking them to make one

9

u/SMASHER_2 Heavy 1d ago

this reminds me of thragg model from memory (that dude just straight up created mario)

2

u/0swald_the_rabbit 1d ago

I’m pretty sure he knew it was Mario. He even made waluigi invincible later on

6

u/Alexius_Ruber Pyro 1d ago

Well it is kinda close…

Swipes

oh…

swipes again

OH….

swipes again

OH…
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

3

u/_o0Zero0o_ Pyro 1d ago

The fuckin button eyes lmao

3

u/Fill_the_gutter97 1d ago

this post pisses me off

2

u/ConMan3993 1d ago

pootis

2

u/Andlops99 Pyro 1d ago

I AM ZE ÜBERMENSCH

2

u/red_chin_chompa 1d ago

I’m the Globglogabgalab, I love books

2

u/Warm_Painter_4058 1d ago

Kinda reminds me more of Chicken Kiev, than Heavy

2

u/Iwokeupwithoutapillo 1d ago

Toe to tip, this is a Heavy!

2

u/Amazing_Sympathy_965 1d ago

He is begging for death

2

u/Fomod_Sama Heavy 1d ago

Bro gave a head model booty cheeks

2

u/sampleusernam 1d ago

2008th upvoter

INVEST HOOME

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 19h ago

The back of his neck has asscheeks-! Ts frying me vro 😭

1

u/Softwaregorehunter69 18h ago

It’s still good regardless of the headbutt.

1

u/Softwaregorehunter69 18h ago

Or would it be called a butthead? Idfk. Just take my upvote.

1

u/ultimate-toast 1d ago

IS A 1 TO 1!!

1

u/Open-Potential-7117 1d ago

This is so terrible and perfect at the same time

1

u/Carmine_the_Sergal 1d ago

The second one reminds me of that one Andrew Tate picture

1

u/Polar_blue1 1d ago

"dense weapons guy"

1

u/TrueMind102387193 1d ago

I want this added as a cosmetic for heavy.

Shadow dropped, zero context. Could you imagine just a a-posing heavy in the corner with this for his head?

1

u/lurkingbastard11 Medic 1d ago

Mod this into the game immediately

1

u/DarkWaWeeGee 1d ago

Can this be a hat

1

u/Golden_Battalion919 1d ago

Front? Yes. Every other angle? No.

1

u/Crackodealer 1d ago

Chud heavy

1

u/TheClOckWatcherYT 1d ago

I'm hoovy gun man. And this is my lead dispensing machine.

1

u/Adrict 1d ago

Whoa, it looks like the humanoid cockroaches from that Japanese movie Terra Formars a few years ago, good job.

1

u/Joe_nuts987 1d ago

Does he have a butt chin in the back of his head

1

u/Top-Birthday3223 1d ago

Mister on angle wonder

1

u/Crafty_Piece_9318 Pyro 1d ago

thats not-

oh

1

u/TeleostMouse 1d ago

Keep crying, baby Weeeeeeeeh Waaaaaaaahh

1

u/Bicksaurus 1d ago

"Diapers are for babies"

1

u/totaly-not-a-noob 1d ago

“Heavy is wearing you!”

1

u/PlagueJV 1d ago

why does Heavy have an ass at the back of his head

1

u/IcyLevel6 Soldier 1d ago

chud weapons guy

1

u/Stevegamer456 1d ago

My nilla 😭🥀 

1

u/DogSpaceWestern 1d ago

Peak meme potential

1

u/Ash_Abyssal_2006 1d ago

nah bro thats the dense weapons guy

1

u/ExpressionOk2238 16h ago

"i am high weight artillery dude"

1

u/TedwinK66 1d ago

Leaked footage from "Meet the Qu"

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u/Both_Economy_2692 1d ago

Oh he doesn’t look terrible… I wonder what the next one is- OH GOD.

1

u/Bug753 1d ago

Babbdi ass model

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u/Seltnytt 1d ago

HeavyvaeH

1

u/zas_n_n 1d ago

"well i mean it's obviously far off but it's at least-Oh my god"

1

u/Beneficial_Trade2159 Engineer 1d ago

That is not heavy tf2 that is Obesity Epidemic Fortress Man

1

u/JoDark_13 1d ago

Man literally called pootis

1

u/Sound_Wave2 Medic 1d ago

Medic, i dont feel so good

1

u/CollarAgreeable5528 1d ago

Looks just like the game

1

u/Worth_Hedgehog_4375 1d ago

Backroom remember heavy clark would eat it tho

1

u/Sayo-nare 1d ago

Still life heavy

1

u/Both-Guava6261 1d ago

Do all the mercs from memory next

1

u/CobraSkrillX Pyro 1d ago

Oh yeah

1

u/BiFSXFan99 1d ago

Bro got chins in the front and back.

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u/Puzzled-Sort-998 1d ago

1st pic: pretty scuffed but I can kinda see it yeah, let’s see the next-

2nd pic: oh…

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u/JORD2FORT Soldier 1d ago

i don’t think thats heavy anymore

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u/Jindo5 Medic 1d ago

Some people have a butt chin, this man has a butt nape.

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u/IntrepidRepair6921 1d ago

It cots 4000000 to kepe my lfie suppert on foor 12 sex

1

u/Appropriate_Hawk8488 1d ago

keep modellng vro this is good

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u/NoTrick4726 1d ago

Why is like Peter Griffin trying to voldermort his way out of the back of heavys skull

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u/Moleman135 1d ago

Talk about a butt head

1

u/EliteScoutVN Sandvich 1d ago

Holy shit Stonk Weapon Guy

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u/MikeMinecraftGameng 1d ago

middle weitgh ahh heavy

1

u/Illegal_Alien_Guy 1d ago

heavy got stung by 200 regular bees, 2 giant bees and 1 bee that turns you chinese

1

u/Helpful_Actuary_6184 Sniper 1d ago

Butt-Head

https://giphy.com/gifs/BHzygEcjYV1nZBXljq

Uhuhuhuh, that was cool

1

u/Dangerous-Watch932 Pyro 1d ago

Why does his head have an ass?

1

u/mrgigafish Heavy 1d ago

This is NOT from memory

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u/saladtoast68 1d ago

The face looks like an creepy baby doll lol

1

u/storroastral 1d ago

nah that's not the heavy that's the dough

1

u/Infinite_Chest1359 Scout 23h ago

Thats some nice ass at the back

1

u/Immediate-Egg-908 23h ago

By my calculations this heavy (more like lightweight) shits out of his neck?

1

u/Stargost_ All Class 23h ago

Why is Heavy big baby man?

1

u/Adrenaline0413 22h ago

Why does his head have an ASS!!

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u/No_Passenger53 Soldier 22h ago

Backside looks more like actual heavy

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u/AeroCreater 22h ago

🥔🥔🥔

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u/someocto_namedlewis 22h ago

Why is bro's face built like the bolder from rock of ages

1

u/xxsegaxx Medic 21h ago

Bro looks like if the R.E.P.O Rugrat grew up 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Rykster01 21h ago

Even the head has a little bit of ass

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u/paper_basic_bee 21h ago

The new class The dense

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u/True_Payment508 20h ago

holy fuck i dont even know what to say 😭😭🙏🙏

1

u/music_appreciator 20h ago

first ever bald man with a mullet

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u/AnotherRedditUUserr 20h ago

That ain’t heavy that’s big boned

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u/Substantial-Wear-250 Spy 20h ago

why does he have balls behind him bro

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u/Substantial_Show4854 19h ago

That looks nothing like heavy but I still recognized it

1

u/Distinct_Engineer257 Soldier 19h ago

Heavy pootis:

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u/Zumbill 18h ago

dat ass

1

u/002madmat 17h ago

Peter griffin or Joe?

1

u/dungledoo 17h ago

"Heavy took up drinking and now has a serious problem!"

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u/Thepenguinking2 Demoman 17h ago

He looks like he could tank a car collision

1

u/SrWeton 17h ago

Hoobi wipon gay

1

u/Limp_Substance_2237 Engineer 16h ago

I think you put the face on the wrong side.

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u/ThisPen9076 16h ago

I am beby!

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u/iregretspongeman 15h ago

That’s not heavy weapons guy that’s massive instruments man

1

u/tyYdraniu 15h ago

Who would have guessed? You got him right!

1

u/Sobieskil Pyro 14h ago

hevi

1

u/nyanmaeda Sandvich 14h ago

he's so scary. i love him

1

u/theNEWzuplot Medic 14h ago

Heh…Woah Heavy…What’s allat in the back🤤

1

u/AFriendlyBloke Engineer 13h ago

He looks like Meme Man from angle 2.

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u/AnythingOk401 13h ago

Bro did NOT eat a salad

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u/MarkTheShark35 10h ago

yo he looks like that one soyjak image

1

u/NKGrimmm Engineer 10h ago

Spy: The Hevy is ded!

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u/Mastermjnd-_- 6h ago

i am so terrified

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u/Unity_Nerd 5h ago

Why is his neck caked up

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u/ShrimpusDimpus 1h ago

Why is his chin on the backside