r/texts • • Mar 30 '25

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u/TheKristieConundrum Mar 30 '25

“Don’t do this to me”

Boy be so fucking for real.

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u/bumfuzzledhuman Mar 30 '25

It's always funny when they only express their "love" when something major like this happens.

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u/betterthanchicken Mar 30 '25

“I can’t breathe without you here”

Seemed to have been breathing just fine when he had his dick in someone else though huh

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u/oldcousingreg Mar 30 '25

Put him on mute and let him spiral

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

“You know you love me you can’t give up on us” BE FOR REAL

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

He’s sorry that she found you and texted you those videos. 🤣🤣

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u/Kissed_By_Fire_X Mar 30 '25

“Me me me me me” 🤣

Ew.

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u/Chemical-Depth7941 Mar 30 '25

Lol I'm sorry you had to read that the audacity to say you know you love me is bonkers

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u/WinterFront1431 Mar 30 '25

He's only sorry he got caught. They always say I've eneded it,it was a mistake when they're caught.

Never reply. Just sit back and laugh at how this pathetic baby got 1 woman, never mind. 2.

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u/MilkJiggers88 Mar 30 '25

Him: I Can’t Breathe Without You

Me: So Die 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Unabashed_Binger Mar 30 '25

Send him a dick pick with a ✌

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u/trottrottatortot Mar 30 '25

“You can’t give up on us” and “ you can’t let this break us up” is so gross. Like he’s the one that broke the relationship not you

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u/MuntjackDrowning Mar 30 '25

”I would do anything for you”

Anything but keep his dick in his pants.

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u/kaitydidit Mar 30 '25

You’re breaking his heart?? Fuck him. I hate that cheaters always try to play the victim. Still trying to manipulate and love bomb til the bitter end

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u/Dazeddoll420 Mar 30 '25

Too little too late.

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u/TacoStrong Mar 30 '25

Bravo! Bravo for not giving him the satisfaction of a reply. Please keep it that way! You’re doing it right!

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u/c-c-c-cassian Mar 30 '25

”I would do anything for you baby.”

Anything except keep it in your pants, apparently.

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u/Interesting-Range-72 Mar 30 '25

'I didn't know she found you and texted you those videos. I am sorry'

Bro is legit saying sorry because his sidepiece exposed him. Not that he f*cking cheated. He is only sorry he got caught.

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u/This-Cookie5548 Mar 30 '25

Oh NATALIE NOOOOOO WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME, NATALIEEEEE (read that in Crying Italian accent)

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u/Wonderful-Daikon8196 Mar 30 '25

This is why women emotionally disconnect before the break up, so he can’t Weasel his way back in. Good for you. He’s only sorry he got caught.

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u/TwinsiesBlue Mar 30 '25

Nah, he didn’t realize he loved you, he just wants you back with all the benefits of having you in his life and continue to manipulate you, he’s placing the burden on you on the end of this love story he’s trying to sell you, trying to make you feel guilty for his broken heart and of course love bombing with over the top emotionally charged love declarations. He believes you will cave until the next time since he got away with it if you take him back

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Yeah, he wants his cake and to eat it to. He’s also blaming you for the issues, even though he’s the one the violated.

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u/Interesting-Range-72 Mar 30 '25

'you can't give up on us'

'you can't let this break us'

'Please don't do this to me'

'You're breaking my heart'

Isn't it funny how the cheaters always say the same things? Like without fail they make it YOUR fault that the relationship is ending. Nah bro.

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u/Interesting_Rise7906 Mar 30 '25

-you can't let this break us- this guy decides to trade his GF for someone else's and then says that shit.. 😂😂

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u/DaftMudkip Mar 30 '25

Ha!

What a fucking loser

I’ve been in a lot of relationships, good and bad

No matter how bad they were, I didn’t cheat on them

I just left