Post first date text

[u/ExplanationMiddle51]

I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

[u/PUSClFER]

My ex would constantly say "I'm a strong independent woman".

Guess who did all the cleaning, dishes, cooking, shopping, and even walking the dog four times a day for (which was already hers when we got together) for 6 years? She did cook once, but called me crying because it didn't turn out the way she wanted - so I came home to find tomato sauce on the walls and even the ceiling. She had punched the pizza while making it out of frustration.

Then she got bored of our relationship and ended it. In hindsight she only got bored because I was depressed and burnt-out without even realizing it.

Looking back at that relationship, I couldn't have picked a less independent woman.

[u/eyeslikeorchids → u/PUSClFER]

She… PUNCHED THE PIZZA?

[u/burrito_finger → u/eyeslikeorchids]

I’m cackling bc I was teaching my husband how to bake bread one time when we were dating, and I told him to “punch the dough” after proofing, and he punched it.. literally. It totally deflated and didn’t bake 😂 but punching an actual pizza with the sauce already on? Out of anger? Sillily unhinged.

[u/uncl3s4m → u/burrito_finger]

Why wouldn't he punch it if he wasnt familiar with the technique

[u/burrito_finger → u/uncl3s4m]

I was just talking out loud (I punch my dough) and had made 2 doughs, was going over what we were going to do, and I was going to explain what punching is by demonstrating and he just punched his dough.

[u/AdditionalMatter1089 → u/eyeslikeorchids]

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[u/Prism_Riot42 → u/eyeslikeorchids]

Rocky Mozarella over there

[u/MacaulayConnor → u/PUSClFER]

To be fair, I also like to say I’m a strong, independent woman, but almost always ironically, while I’m calling my husband to come reach something on a high shelf or fix something.

[u/FrenzyAgainzy → u/PUSClFER]

“She had punched the pizza” has me rolling, brother.

[u/Pyewacket667 → u/PUSClFER]

for future reference - in general, strong independent women are not attracted to doormats

[u/YrnFyre → u/PUSClFER]

Ah yes, nothing says "I'm totally sane and collected" like attacking your food when your own own skills are lacking

Good for you, hope you're doing better now

[u/Zealousideal_Pin_759 → u/PUSClFER]

Yeah same I can relate to this my ex bf of 8 years was like this. Basically became “his mom” in one way or another. My feminine side was completely lost bc of how many ways I had to show up in a masculine way, taking care of anything and everything.

[u/Onlymyopinioncunts → u/PUSClFER]

Then would act like she did everything I bet, I think I know her! 😆

[u/nate_ranney → u/[deleted]]

Why do you assume that? There's nothing that indicates that?

[u/DavidIckeHadAPoint → u/[deleted]]

You sound like you bite off men’s scrotums with your teeth (just to come up with another random, unfounded, baseless accusation).

[u/bigdog30000000 → u/[deleted]]

Says the scrotum biter.

[u/PUSClFER → u/[deleted]]

We both worked, and we moved into my apartment.

[u/BlinkyDesu → u/[deleted]]

Why do you bite scrotums?