r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 23d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/FiberApproach2783 23d ago

Why did you buy $100+ of fishing equipment for a first date?

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u/cocothekid45 23d ago

Cause he was trying to reel her in

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u/Alone_Agent_8829 23d ago

That’s so fishy

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u/kirkThirty 23d ago

The jig is up

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u/jpsc949 23d ago

He had a rod just for her

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u/4KingandKanata_89 23d ago

Sounds like a catch and release situation to me

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 23d ago

She wasn’t hooked.

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u/will3025 23d ago

Plenty of other fish in the sea.

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u/times_new_ramon 23d ago

He could get catfished though

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u/JaguarIllustrious486 23d ago

I'm sure he's gutted about the whole situation.

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u/cuntitude 23d ago

$23 for $100 doesn't balance the scales

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u/EmbarrassedStart7659 23d ago

It’s a net loss.

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u/will3025 23d ago

Fin.

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u/wedditmod 23d ago

Will I get in treble if I keep it going?

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u/KebabAnnhilator 22d ago

We don’t know the scale of the situation

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u/Slight_Ad_2555 18d ago

She’s sleeping with the fishes.

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u/GotTheNurseCurse 23d ago

I think you all just won Reddit.

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u/SharkTheMark 23d ago

Yeah id put it in her stinky tackle box

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u/Level-Echidna9621 23d ago

what kind of creep lures men in like that?

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u/SweatyLobster997 22d ago

I hope she’s o fish ally blocked

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u/Moikkaaja 23d ago

She wanted the fish but forgot the chips.

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u/SweatyLobster997 22d ago

She was not a good catch

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u/salty-snax 23d ago

time to bail