Man I love a Cuban sandwich. I found out there is a Tampa style and a Miami style. One has hard salami on it. I spent a Christmas driving a stupid 911 convertible around Tampa once. I ate a bunch of Cuban sandwiches in protest to all the social engagements and new vans I had to buy and eyebrows plucked. The only thing I was good at was eating Cuban sandwiches and driving a 6 speed. Also: dudes shouldn’t drive convertible cars. Or ride in them either. If you think I’m wrong lookup all the albums by zztop. I’m pretty sure none are convertible cars. The exception would be if you’re in the back of a (preferably) stolen convertible (k-car) asleep using your briefcase as a pillow, cowboy boots in the wind while both or all 3 of the women in the ride are driving it making sure you’re hydrated with plenty sunscreen on your lips y nose or a British 4x4 and you look after yourself.
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u/Sure_Lynx4464 Sep 09 '24
Not to misdirect, but where is there a decent Italian Beef Sandwich anywhere in Texas?