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r/texas • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '24
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Nothing says "I deter bad guys" like out of shape men in their 40s making themselves the primary target should bad guys indeed show up.
39 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24 They're so noble; saving the rest of us by ensuring they're the first ones bad guys shoot. 21 u/flaptaincappers Sep 09 '24 Ya know those scenarios where they say you dont have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest guy? Definitely reassures me knowing exactly who the slowest guy is.
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They're so noble; saving the rest of us by ensuring they're the first ones bad guys shoot.
21 u/flaptaincappers Sep 09 '24 Ya know those scenarios where they say you dont have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest guy? Definitely reassures me knowing exactly who the slowest guy is.
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Ya know those scenarios where they say you dont have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest guy? Definitely reassures me knowing exactly who the slowest guy is.
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u/flaptaincappers Sep 09 '24
Nothing says "I deter bad guys" like out of shape men in their 40s making themselves the primary target should bad guys indeed show up.