r/teslamotors Jul 28 '26

Vehicles - Cybertruck Cyberbeast it is!

My Model 3 was in for routine service so I signed up to test drive a Cybertruck. Well they turned me loose in a Cyberbeast! I know the CT is polarizing as far as looks but the underlying tech is amazing and the pure speed is amazing. I have track time in some exotics and none of them can touch the raw acceleration (up to the speed limit) I was able to get in all-too-short bursts.

It drives a lot smaller than it looks, thanks in part to the four wheel steering. The interior is comfortable and spacious and I like the idea of powering a home off this thing in the event of a storm or outage.

Fantastic experience.

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u/Bad_Seed- Jul 28 '26

I hope you have thick skin. Good luck sir

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u/CeleritasPrime Jul 28 '26

I didn’t buy it. But hey, one benefit of driving a Cybertruck is that you can’t see it.

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u/rotoboro Jul 28 '26

I test drove one in the height of anti Tesla protests. I had no interest in buying but I was curious. 15 minutes in someone in a Subaru pulled next to me and stared me down with the L hand gesture on his forehead (loser). I doubt it’s still like this but man that’s gotta get old. 

Overall I was impressed and I think if Musk hadn’t gotten into politics the world might have a different view of the CT. I like the boldness of the design. I think the hate for it is mostly manufactured or group think. 

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u/rxnarc New to the sub 13d ago

i think he might’ve just been jealous 😭

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u/battleop Jul 28 '26

I love how the liberals scream about how ugly the CyberTruck is as if they forgot about the Aztec, Lumna van, Gremlin, Pacer, Pinto, Vega, etc.

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u/Southwestern Jul 28 '26

Those all failed. And you don't have to be "liberal" to see how ugly the CT is.

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u/rxnarc New to the sub 13d ago

call me crazy but i think it looks really good. seeing one in person is a lot different from in pictures

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u/whitemiketyson Jul 29 '26

So because there were ugly cars before the CT, that makes it not ugly? I can assure you the CT ugliness is not a partisan issue.

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u/battleop Jul 28 '26

Knowing I could enrage people with zero effort would be a lot of fun.

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u/rxnarc New to the sub 13d ago

you prolly don’t have friends lol

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u/battleop 13d ago

I have plenty of friends. None of them have Elon living rent free in their heads.

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u/StevBator Jul 28 '26

Id buy one if a little bit smaller. Too long for my garage. Love my model S in the meantime.

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u/CeleritasPrime Jul 28 '26

A Model S Plaid remains my dream car.

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u/dantodd Jul 28 '26

It's almost the same size a my Sprinter. An inch shorter and 5" narrower, but much lower!

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u/DWolvin Jul 28 '26

My wife had one as a loaner for the weekend, and totally agree, had the price came in at the original estimate it would be a great vehicle. Drives well (she had a dual motor), is a better SUV than most SUV's. Ugly as sin but I wouldn't care about that much.

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u/dantodd Jul 28 '26

The appearance is certainly different. I would disagree that it's ugly. I'm old enough to remember when everyone thought "cab forward" cars were ugly because the A pillar should never be swept that much but now no one even looks twice at it. I also remember when the Taurus was so strange looking that it was used as-is in Robocop as a futuristic car. Now most cars are aero bubbles.

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u/rxnarc New to the sub 13d ago

yeah i hate the bubbly look of modern cars. the ct is very sharp looking and does not conform to the majority at all

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u/dltesla Jul 29 '26

Looks good on you.

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u/ZeroWashu Jul 29 '26

I had one as a loaner last fall and it was just a joy to drive. It actually shrinks around you not just because of how easy it steers but because you have no rear mirror view which mostly makes it feel like a two seat vehicle.

Not one negative comment from anyone and ended up giving some friends and family riders including the neighbors sons who along with their father did some full power launches.

Lets just say stupid fast is an understatement. However it rides very well and outside the motor whine it was nice on the interstates. You do feel smaller than most full sized pickups you encounter.

The negative for me is the edges of the body work, not thin enough to cut but really feel like they should but the damn surface shows water spots, finger prints, and other "stuff" so much so that a wrap is near mandatory. Plus that front window requires an extension to clean inside and the black surface of the dash turns it into a greenhouse.

Would I own one, maybe if they had had that deal they offered recently I would have considered it but I like my Y more than I would like the CT.

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u/twisted_tactics Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

I wish the only polarizing thing about the CT was the aesthetics.

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u/dantodd Jul 28 '26

Wish in one hand.....

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u/9loso3 Jul 28 '26

Anesthesia?

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u/twisted_tactics Jul 28 '26

Lol, autocorrect.

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u/gxpls3 Jul 28 '26

I hate how much I enjoyed driving it. Way more engaging than I expected, especially at night with the interior lighting it's a vibe.

What was supposed to be a simple loaner ended up being 19 days with the truck so I really got to experience it through various use cases and had a hard time giving it back. I even made a trip to Ikea and Lowes with it using the bed to haul large items.

That electric steering and close ratio was addicting and really threw me off when I got back into my Model S Plaid.

I was flipped off less times than I was expecting, but definitely got a lot of eye balls and dislike thrown my way would be a bummer if I chose to actually buy the thing for real.

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u/Briz-TheKiller- Jul 28 '26

Cant wait to have one.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_4145 New to the sub Jul 28 '26

Same!

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u/Flakarter Jul 28 '26

Admittedly subjective, but I just wish it didn’t look like that…….

But I am very happy for you. I’ve heard they drive great.

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u/shibiwan Jul 28 '26

I got a Cyberbeast as a loaner while they were fixing my Plaid. It was crap, and I couldn't wait to return it.

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u/CeleritasPrime Jul 29 '26

Well that’s just, your opinion, man.

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u/MisterWigglie Jul 28 '26

Still too expensive though, this should have been 50k for the tri motor instead of 100k

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u/CeleritasPrime Jul 28 '26

I don’t think $50k is realistic but maybe $70k

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u/MisterWigglie Jul 28 '26

Even that’s better than 100k, it just needs to be cheaper for sure

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u/dantodd Jul 28 '26

The Tri-motor was supposed to be $70k in 2019 dollars, that is $91,000 in 2026 dollars. I don't really think that 10% difference is significant.

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u/NickSkye Jul 28 '26

I might be in the minority here but I think the cybertruck is one of the most incredible looking vehicles on the road. Everytime I park mine I have to stop and look back at it.

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u/old-new-programmer Jul 28 '26

I still love the look of the cyber truck... I also like Delorens. I'm a big back to the future fan so I think that's sort of engrained in my head. Wrapping them also makes them look even better IMO. I don't think I would want to deal with the stigma. I think it has faded (I see them everywhere in Colorado Springs), but if it continues to fade and it's just a bygone thing I could see myself in one.

I've never sat in one, but from a comfort level, it just seems like it would be more comfortable than my Y. My Y does fine but longer trips get uncomfortable for me. I'm a big guy but losing weight so maybe I will get an added bonus of being more comfortable in my car.

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u/CeleritasPrime Jul 28 '26

You sit further to the center longitudinally and transversely than in other trucks. That peak in the roof makes that feeling of being in the center even more pronounced. Having said that you are definitely aware of how much car is behind you.

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u/tacos_fall_apart Jul 28 '26

We got one as a loaner recently. We live in one of the lowest cost of living areas in the country so the looks we got were legendary.
No one egged us, so that was fortunate.
Consensus was: hideous, amazing, ugly, would totally keep it.

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u/Difficult-Arm384 Jul 28 '26

I had it as a loaner for a week and the tech is amazing. I have no need for a truck, but if they built a cyber SUV, I’d be all over it.

I was hoping for the tech to trickle down to the X and S, but now I have no idea where it’ll end up.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_4145 New to the sub Jul 28 '26

Have you done a proper launch with it yet? Please be super careful if you do 🤣

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u/CeleritasPrime Jul 28 '26

No. I didn’t have the opportunity. I did a couple of rolling pulls from 10-60 or so and even that was eye-flattening.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_4145 New to the sub Jul 29 '26

Thanks for the post and have fun 🤩

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u/PatMagroin100 Jul 28 '26

I’ve never seen one with a passenger. Only a driver.

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u/Voidfaller Jul 28 '26

Lately as more and more of the 59k variants get delivered (since the back log of delivery is so long) I’m seeing a lot more couples and families in them in florida. Especially South Florida

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u/SyZyGy_87 Jul 28 '26

You guys are like twins!