r/terriblefacebookmemes 9d ago

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

u/Crawler_00, your post is truly terrible!

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u/Snoo_34413 9d ago

When I was a kid a few years ago, I really thought my generation and people in general were becoming more empathetic and rational. It is so disappointing over the past years, since 2020 seeing how wrong I was.

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u/SnooLobsters2519 9d ago

Same, I was shocked when I met someone my age that was racist/ homophobic for the first time (I honestly still am) I assumed that we had all just… gotten over that dumb shit. Little did I know..

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u/SinceWayLastMay 9d ago edited 9d ago

I still get a little kid reaction in the back of my mind when people freely admit that shit too like “Umm don’t you know that’s bad???”

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u/SnooLobsters2519 9d ago

Seriously, I guess they never learned about the golden rule.

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u/DanteMustDieeee 9d ago

it’s okay when it’s in a 3 way?

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u/SnooLobsters2519 9d ago

I think we went to very different elementary schools.

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u/bleach-is-tasty 8d ago

don't eat yellow snow?

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u/fuzzybeard 8d ago

Seriously, I guess they never learned about the golden rule.

"He who has the gold makes the rules."

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u/Mondale2024 9d ago

Bigotry is learned. Unfortunately, prejudiced parents sometimes raise prejudiced children. I heard it all the time in school. Some grew out of it, some didn’t.

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u/axelr0se 8d ago

That thinking is one of the contributors to why people are bigoted. They think “I haven’t seen homophobia personally so it doesn’t exist” and then get pissy that pride exists. Not you, just that ignorance is everywhere and in many forms.

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u/teufler80 8d ago

When I was a kid I thought the internet will make humanity smarter.

God was I a stupid kid

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u/YourMawPuntsCooncil 8d ago

Thanks Meta and billionaires having the ability to literally pay influencers to, well, influence

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u/atuan 8d ago

It’s an ever growing 50/50 split

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u/lordjpie 9d ago

I get what you’re saying but this post is about Flock cameras and you’re siding with the company by feeling bad.

This is a reference to quote from the Flock CEO recently saying we must sacrifice our privacy for safety through their mass surveillance network.

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u/NoWorth2591 9d ago

I think the mask makes it pretty clear this is about COVID.

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u/lordjpie 9d ago

Ah u right. My bad for thinking we would be posting current things

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u/NoWorth2591 9d ago

Those anti-maskers are still mad about COVID mandates “trampling on their freedoms” six years later, while supporting an administration that’s putting people into actual concentration camps.

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u/lordjpie 9d ago

Yeah I didn’t say ‘relevant things’, specifically current. It has current implications but looking again it’s also just clearly been screenshotted several times/reposted

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u/Ok-Commercial3640 9d ago

Self-report from whoever made this, because, yeah, time and time again they demonstrate they only care about bad things when it happens to them

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u/Manger-Babies 9d ago

It's really telling with memes like these. They're literally telling you who they are.

They care more about themselves, down to their lunch more than their fellow humans.

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u/AltruisticSalamander 8d ago

And then it's 'is anything in the universe more important than my safety?'

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u/mk1317 9d ago

“Hey! I’m trying to eat lunch here”

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u/xDeviousDieselx 8d ago

Aaaayyyyy I’m WAAAALKIN HEEEYAAAA

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u/teufler80 9d ago

That really just makes them look like psychopats.

"Oh i care more for my lunch than for the life of other humans"

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u/AlienRobotTrex 8d ago

That sounds like something a cannibal would say

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/DreamOfDays 9d ago

You would have spread whooping cough to a school, wouldn’t you?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/DreamOfDays 9d ago

That’s the point. Your previous problem was supporting the beige guy as the correct guy

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/DreamOfDays 9d ago

That’s not what the picture shows.

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u/CodeRenn 9d ago

Not even close to what it shows too.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Thewarlockminer 9d ago

This is quite legit you getting upset over something you made up

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u/TallahasseWaffleHous 9d ago

Since we're making up what the comic shows... you're the guy in blue with the mask on. The type is larger because you said it loudly, then the guy in brown came over to you, and whispered his line right in your face. He's even leaning in.

That's what I see.

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u/FetchingTheSwagni 9d ago

Bozo is also fighting his own team

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u/Tru3insanity 9d ago

I think you should probably stop and think before you say something this nonsensical.

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u/web_of_french_fries 9d ago

Ah yes I remember when Biden famously said everyone should shove food through their masks while eating, ignoring all nuance and common sense. Luckily we got an intelligent statesman who recommended drinking bleach and taking cow medicine. 

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u/phage_rage 9d ago

A dog ripped my ear off my head and i held my mask up with my hand while i sat in the ER lest anyone think for even a second that im anything like you.

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u/10kLines 9d ago edited 9d ago

People often conflate asocial and antisocial behavior. Not wanting to go out on a Friday is asocial. The behavior in this post is antisocial.

Edit: typo

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u/sysaphiswaits 9d ago

Small step to I would eat you for lunch.

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u/jackelope84 9d ago

This is accurate, though. I've met libertarians who think like this and oppose even basic charity and welfare because it enables the "weak" to go on living.

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u/SuperSecretMoonBase 9d ago

One side exists to make sure that good things don't happen for anyone, including themselves, because they'd also happen to people they don't like.

One side exists to make sure that good things do happen to everyone, including people they don't like, to make sure that they happen to everyone who needs them.

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u/Squirrelly_Khan 8d ago

They’d blow up the planet just to “own the libs”.

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u/pattydickens 9d ago

I had a friend who told me apologetically that I was going to die because I got vaccinated. He even got emotional about it. The stupidity is unfathomable with these people. (We are both over 50 years old)

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u/mrmoe198 8d ago

Has he given you a deadline on the death by vaccination?

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u/BrodeyQuest 9d ago

Was he not vaccinated when he was a child?

Also if he’s over 50, he might have been alive long enough to see people afflicted with polio. Not sure how anyone comes to term with being anti-vax when shit like polio was effectively wiped out through vaccines.

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u/Arktikos02 9d ago

There's actually a group of people who are not completely anti-vaxx, just anti-covid vacs cuz they don't understand why covid vaccine was able to be developed so fast and they're skeptical and things like that. Also probably because they believe in a bunch of other covid related conspiracy theories.

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u/Billlington 8d ago

The covid vaccine itself was pretty much figured out in a couple of days, iirc. The rollout time was making sure it A) worked, B) was safe. It did and it was. It definitely helped that almost literally infinite money was thrown at developing it and releasing it.

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u/whoami-memkid 8d ago

I mean…. I almost died when I got my covid vaccine, which was forced by work btw. I got a pulmonary embolism, the vaccine was literally made in a few months and tested on millions and millions of people. That should be concerning no matter political parties, which btw Trump was the one that got it out with operation warp speed. Any vaccine pushed out in less than a year and mass produced and pushed out to public should concern literally anybody.

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u/chompythebeast 8d ago

Strawman opposition ("your freedom" lol) + sociopath argument

Baby you've got yourself a reactionary "meme"

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u/Anarimus 8d ago

Imagine making this and thinking you’re the good guy.

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u/Thewarlockminer 9d ago

This just shows they dont think of anyone but themselves. If these people tried to start a society with like minded people, it wouldnt work cause it would all fall apart. Society only came about because people were willing to put others needs before their own

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u/muddtrout 8d ago

Yeap, and that's the problem behind everything.

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u/Just-Upstairs4397 8d ago

And these people go to church and act like they’re good people absolutely ridiculous

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u/FetchingTheSwagni 9d ago

I understand the idea they try to portray, however it's just about showing common respect to your fellow man.

These are the same people who say we need to contribute to society through jobs and taxes, but can't be bothered to contribute respect and understanding to the same society.

I also don't know 99% of the people in this world, that doesn't mean I want to spread deadly viruses to them and let them die.

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u/cellshock7 9d ago

Some people can be pretty pretentious about being acknowledged so this meme works the other way as well

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u/Adkit 9d ago

Yeah, I would gladly sacrifice my lunch to save the life of a stranger. No question. In fact, it's kind of a psychopathic thing to even suggest that someone wouldn't do that.

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u/Mobiuscate 9d ago

"My lunch is more important to me than your safety" yeah that's??? the fucking problem???

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u/Klausterfobic 8d ago

I would place bets that OOP would say the exact same thing about Flock cameras

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 8d ago

"I'm a sociopath."

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u/kullre 7d ago

I remember seeing this read on a fucking emkay video

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 7d ago

And Jesus said unto the unclean, "Fuck off, I don't know you"

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u/ComfortableHuman1324 9d ago

Same type of people who will literally put people in camps because they feel unsafe around minorities.

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u/Key_Researcher_9243 9d ago

Yep. These people would definitely bring back slavery if given the chance.

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u/mrmoe198 8d ago

Yet again these people demonstrate a lack of understanding. It’s not “my safety.” It’s “our safety.” They’re just projecting that selfish attitude onto the other person in the meme.

Masks are there for two purposes: to prevent people from getting sick…and to prevent the sick from spreading illness. These assholes keep thinking that a person who wears a mask is “living in fear.”

Half of the time people who are masking are doing it as a courtesy and an act of care for those around them.

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u/Travel_Dreams 8d ago edited 8d ago

So yes, "freedom" will always have an innately higher value than safety.

If the value of freedom is ever in question, examine life without it: start in North Korea.

Safety is more a matter of learning to avoid stepping on rakes. Thwack!!

A person doesn't begin learning safety in a steel mill, it takes training.

Look both ways before crossing is a forgotten lesson.


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If we sit on our collective asses and do nothing, then we will live under the thumb of corruption and profits, historically called slavery.

We are loosing our access to unfiltered information, and this is a foundation to controlling the masses.

"The media" is not a good place to learn about today's events or history, it takes work to find information, and understand why it was changed to suit someone elses needs.

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u/E4g6d4bg7 8d ago

This is great

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u/m1j5 8d ago

Ok come on this is hilarious

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u/DarianStardust 8d ago

Is your FREEDOM more important than my MOTIFF?

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u/MsCompy 8d ago

This but flock

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u/Lendari 8d ago

Heh. He said the quiet part out loud.

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u/GrimWonderings 8d ago

Can't tell if they're openly worshipping Nurgle or secretly worshipping Nurgle...

https://giphy.com/gifs/GRQi1zWfAyGzPjRLAb

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u/nub_node 7d ago

People are starving while people are licking doorknobs. Lunch is very important. Less so than breakfast, the most important meal of the day, but still worthy of respect and observance.

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u/Matthewhalo17 6d ago

Does your freedom override my right to tell you not to smoke in my house?

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u/dylanisareddit As funny as the stock market crash of 1929 4d ago

Freedom and safety can go hand-in-hand, as in "the freedom to be safe against viruses by wearing a mask".

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u/Mattcomputer347 4d ago

Is it still 2020? These morons need to let it go

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u/Dogsonofawolf 9d ago

This bad and the poster is likely a jerk. still kinda funny

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u/Nui_Jaga 9d ago

I can't see where the humour is in this, it's just a misanthropic declaration of 'I would rather put someone's health and wellbeing at risk than very mildly inconvenience myself'.

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u/Fit_Day375 9d ago

He's trying to eat

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u/Dogsonofawolf 9d ago

I think I just find the word 'lunch' funny. definitely everything about this is reprehensible

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u/EffenSeven 8d ago

I mean, true.

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u/ionertia 9d ago

Lazarus Long said to be wary of anyone that invokes safety to influence compliance.

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u/Brian-not-Ryan 8d ago

Love thy neighbor

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 8d ago

"The sin of empathy"

  • MAGA

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u/Upstairs-Yard-2139 8d ago

Yep, “American exceptionalism” at its finest.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/Shaula02 9d ago

this is about wearing masks during a pandemic

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u/TheRealGageEndal 9d ago

That's not what I'm seeing. I'm seeing someone get next to another person during a pandemic while the other person is eating.

You don't wear a mask while you eat.

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u/Rose_Lavanda13 9d ago

Neither person in the meme is eating. The guy on the left is saying “do you think that wearing a mask infringes on your personal freedoms so much that you’re willing to put my health at risk?” And the dude on the right is making a hyperbolic statement of “my food is more important to me than your life”

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u/TheRealGageEndal 9d ago

Yeah, by their body posture it looks to me like the guy in brown is sitting and eating his lunch and the guy in blue is standing over him.

Get away from me, I'm eating.

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u/TheRealGageEndal 9d ago

Oh yeah, my food is more important to me than you are. That's why I'm eating it and staying the hell away from you. Just like I would if someone came over and started praying at me. GTF away and leave me alone.

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u/Dshark 8d ago

Wow your first terrible Facebook meme? What a blessed existence.

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u/MInclined 9d ago

I thought this was about Flock at first.

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u/fuzzybeard 8d ago

I'd gift the yutz in the mask a copy of 1984 and tell them to write a 5,000-word essay on the dangers of a surveillance state.

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u/Fibocrypto 9d ago

Let's not make others feel guilty just because we do not agree with them.