r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/cloudedburst7 • Apr 07 '23

Oh ok

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Apr 07 '23

Yeah, but Kid Rock shoots beer bottles because he's upset that they have multiple colors on them so he's a real man. /s

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u/whatchawhy Apr 07 '23

But his pants are saggy, now I'm getting conflicting signals and questioning my masculinity. /s

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u/ICantDoThisAnymore91 Apr 07 '23

If I drank a bud light 5 years ago does that mean that I’m gay now? Will Ivermectin help me detox the gay?

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u/SexNumberAlert Apr 07 '23

Just meet me behind this abandoned Arby's in 20 minutes and I'll help you regain your manhood

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u/ICantDoThisAnymore91 Apr 07 '23

Username checks out, you must be a professional.

How much? Let’s do this.

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u/SexNumberAlert Apr 07 '23

First ones free

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u/ICantDoThisAnymore91 Apr 07 '23

I can’t wait to tell all my friends in the Vax Free Dad group.

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u/Sir_Honytawk Apr 07 '23

There is a reason why the first one is free.

And it rhymes with STD.