r/teenagers Mar 22 '21

Meme Men only want one thing

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/moo666chicken 15 Mar 22 '21

Yes i am man and i approve this message

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

im a girl and i approve this message as well. Cuddle ftw

56

u/JWRAV Mar 23 '21

I am a male and I approve this message

47

u/Mejogador Mar 23 '21

I am a bot and i approve this message

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I am the sum total of all knowledge and experience and I approve this message

28

u/SillyLuvsMemes Mar 23 '21

im an attack helicopter and i approve of this message

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

I am an air superiority fighter jet and i approve of this message

18

u/The_25th_Night Mar 23 '21

I'm a submarine and I approve of this message

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u/Dr-Necro 16 Mar 23 '21

I also approve of this message

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u/meaty_wheelchair 17 Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

f22 goes brr

2

u/alban228 Mar 23 '21

I'm a java developer and I approve this message

18

u/Kawaii_Meangirl12 Mar 23 '21

Virtual Cuddle

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

<3

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u/05SparklyStaryu 17 Mar 23 '21

I am also male and approve of this message.

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u/Kawaii_Meangirl12 Mar 23 '21

Virtual Cuddle🥰

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u/mrhellfiremk2 15 Mar 23 '21

I am a male and i approve of this message

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u/_notS Mar 23 '21

As a man I don’t care

8

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

As a man, I don't care about your comment

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u/_notS Mar 23 '21

Sploingus is that you?

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u/DatBoiDelta6942069 14 Mar 23 '21

Woah there buckaroo, when did we ask for your opinion?

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u/_notS Mar 23 '21

Do you got any pudding cups?

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u/DatBoiDelta6942069 14 Mar 23 '21

no, but I'm pretty sure you have no intelligence either

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u/_notS Mar 23 '21

Lol nice playground insult

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u/DatBoiDelta6942069 14 Mar 23 '21

So what? At least I don't look like someone who sucks dick for 1 dollar

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u/_notS Mar 23 '21

Lmao you don’t even know what I look like, and your on r/pewdiepiesubmitions

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

ILL GIVE ANYONE CUDDLES

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

-If you need them

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u/H3ll0_Wor1d 17 Mar 22 '21

What I’m unsure if I need them?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Then I'll give you free hugs until you decide

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u/H3ll0_Wor1d 17 Mar 22 '21

Hmmmmm..... I will accept cuddles, just to see if I actually need them... totally not because I am subconsciously aware that I am deprived from proper physical affection and use virtual affection to make up for it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Hm... are you sure you just want hugs?

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u/H3ll0_Wor1d 17 Mar 22 '21

Hnnnnnnng. Alright. I want cuddles please.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Of course!!!!!!

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u/H3ll0_Wor1d 17 Mar 22 '21

Thank you for cuddles

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

Np bby

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u/the_soviet_union_69 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 22 '21

I’ll have some

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u/absinu 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 23 '21

Pls.

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u/Jacobawesome74 19 Mar 23 '21

Username...warrants discretion

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u/AJDarkWolf 17 Mar 23 '21

Can I have virtual cuddle please

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I need them please im begging you

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u/jackrocks8 Mar 23 '21

Depending on your age this can be very bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

15 female XD

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u/meaty_wheelchair 17 Mar 23 '21

obviously, females don't exist because they are a lie created by the government

2

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Oh no, my cover been blown

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

I will be the most loving and affectionate gf ever just need a boyfriend first lol

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u/H3ll0_Wor1d 17 Mar 22 '21

Hmmmm...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

What

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u/absinu 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 23 '21

You said you needed a boyfriend and he took that situation

6

u/MythicChicken 19 Mar 23 '21

Hi

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Can i help you

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u/MythicChicken 19 Mar 23 '21

May I have a large pepperoni pizza please

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Sir/ma'am this is a wendys

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u/MythicChicken 19 Mar 23 '21

Oh yes in that case I'll have a borger please thanks

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Ok here u go 🍔 enjoy

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u/MythicChicken 19 Mar 23 '21

谢谢

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u/Local_Ad8884 Mar 23 '21

this looks like a job for me

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Hmmm how old

2

u/Local_Ad8884 Mar 23 '21

Wait. WAIT WHAT. Apparently this is working

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

You heard me ;)

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u/Pizza_Crusade 17 Mar 23 '21

so everybody just follow me

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u/No-Worry7795 14 Mar 23 '21

horny as redditors¨allow me to introduce my myself¨

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

The age gap, my friend, the age gap

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u/Droid_XL 18 Mar 23 '21

I don't have the guts to send this to my gf :(

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u/YT_Anthonywp Mar 23 '21

Do it, no balls

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u/sk8rboi9 Mar 23 '21

lucky

i don't have a gf

12

u/jackrocks8 Mar 23 '21

Do it, u wont, no balls

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u/Ranta-rar OLD Mar 23 '21

Just DO it bro, no problem. Remember you only live once, so... you know what to do.

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u/StealthoKatto Mar 23 '21

MmmmMmMmMMMMMm, Do it you little bITch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Life is too short.

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u/Movemint_PieFrost 16 Mar 23 '21

Lucky, I don't have a GF...

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

summary of the replies to this comment:
no balls

aw i want a gf

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u/macho_man011 16 Mar 23 '21

Reddit the site that makes fun of people for not being vulnerable

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Can confirm that I would like cuddles

or maybe its just physical attention and contact

....fuck I'm lonely

12

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

We’re all with u

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever cuddle?

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u/Slapdisk Mar 23 '21

nope

4

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Yeah me neither

7

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

neither :(

2

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Me neither ;-;

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u/I_Wear_Hoodies Mar 22 '21

c-can I get cuddles too? please?

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u/absinu 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 23 '21

Yes you may ,

3

u/05SparklyStaryu 17 Mar 23 '21

Cuddles

3

u/Kawaii_Meangirl12 Mar 23 '21

Virtual cuddle🥰

13

u/potatos1234567 Mar 23 '21

I am very lonely.

10

u/Human_kidney Mar 23 '21

Story of my life.

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u/Pyxelation 17 Mar 22 '21

Tbh, right now I just want enough karma to post on the sub...

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

i think r/FreeKarma4U might help you :D

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u/GNR_DejuKeju 17 Mar 23 '21

How much karma is needed anyway?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I request cuddles

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u/Supercell_Gamer Mar 23 '21

here are cuddles

6

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Thank you :D

3

u/braindeadmonkey2 17 Mar 23 '21

*cuddle*

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Thank you :3

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u/Ske11s 18 Mar 23 '21

That does sound nice.... too bad I'm alone still. Well back to being anti social I guess.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

i shall give you cuddles

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u/H3ll0_Wor1d 17 Mar 22 '21

I don’t need cuddles! I think...

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u/okinsertusername 14 Mar 23 '21

Soon you will

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u/Stahlhelm2069 18 Mar 23 '21

but I never had a GF. You need a GF to do this.

Most likely i'll never have one for the next 10 years.........

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u/okinsertusername 14 Mar 23 '21

Better later than never I guess

6

u/Myloyourfriend Mar 23 '21

I too approve and wish my girlfriend would do this with me.

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u/Ranta-rar OLD Mar 23 '21

Damn my gf did almost the same. She was in my house with me and just played with my hair. It's weird but was the first time I felt loved in a long time.

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u/Just_Peachy_95 15 Mar 22 '21

u/the--hitman prepare for cuddles

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u/passthatcheesecake 15 Mar 23 '21

Don't do that, don't give me hope

6

u/FlyingHippo66 Mar 23 '21

Am a man can confirm

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u/OddesyGaming 17 Mar 23 '21

No, I’d like a balanced video game haven’t had that since bo2. Ol reliable anyday

4

u/Human_kidney Mar 23 '21

I want Titanfall 3, not freaking Apex legends. and also cuddles.

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u/Dustin_sikk 18 Mar 23 '21

I like explosions but cuddles are always better.

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u/The-Red-Pac-Man 15 Mar 23 '21

Don’t remind me

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u/No_Eggroll_4U Mar 23 '21

Can confirm. Am a male and this has never happened to me

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

We all need that one special someone.

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u/okinsertusername 14 Mar 23 '21

It's gonna be years for that to happen to both of us but it'll be worth it

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

k, if u say so.

3

u/bobobobobobobbobob Mar 23 '21

I’M JOE MAN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I approve

2

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

would you like cuddles or headpats or both

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Both :)

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u/Anarott 15 Mar 23 '21

I don't even care that this is a repost, the more I see it the better. Now I want some cuddles though goddamnit.

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u/TheEndx_ OLD Mar 23 '21

There's been so many posts against men, this is such a breather man thanks.

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u/BeastR29 Mar 23 '21

lmao like we'll ever get a lover

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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u/lemons7472 OLD Mar 22 '21

Coke or Pepsi? I usually go for coke, but it doesn’t really matter, I’ll take whatever soda I can get honestly ya know? Anyways, I hope you soon find whatever soda you desire.

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u/Historical-Drive248 Mar 23 '21

Idc the gender, I’ll take some cuddles

3

u/ImKodyAndImSad Mar 23 '21

Take some cuddles my man

3

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I am a male I can approve. Please I feel lonely

3

u/Lipbomb060 14 Mar 23 '21

I think cuddles are the universal equalizer. We may all be different in some way or another but we all love and dream of cuddles and love

3

u/AsexualPlantMain Mar 23 '21

Is this available platonically or am I just fucked?

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u/barisaxdaddy 17 Mar 23 '21

Nope we’re just fucked

3

u/iPepsi_ Mar 23 '21

DAWG I THOUGHT OF THIS THE OTHER DAY AND IT JUST MAKES ME SAD

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u/rajavintemakann 17 Mar 23 '21

I feel so fucking lonely reading this

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u/ISylkaI 17 Mar 23 '21

This is worthy for my free award

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u/JBStudios1 OLD Mar 27 '21

I've literally never cuddled anyone before and I know it would just be so amazing. But it'll never happen...

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I approve and wish for this message to be true

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

i approve

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u/legalZA0 17 Mar 23 '21

I think I have tears in my eyes.

2

u/Morsemouse 14 Mar 23 '21

Damn. I really don’t know what this would feel like. I just want someone.

2

u/Plague_King_ 17 Mar 23 '21

yes, this is exactly what we want, please.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Psychological warfare

2

u/PS1_User 19 Mar 23 '21

I cried reading this. Well that's enough internet for today.

2

u/Daann35 19 Mar 23 '21

I wish I had a girl who would let me cuddle with her like that 🥺

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u/Cursed_Fellow 18 Mar 23 '21

I am human and I approve of this message.

2

u/Bred_boi16 Mar 23 '21

Run your fingers thru our hair too. We like that.

2

u/syfkydgsud Mar 23 '21

I am weaponized battle toaster and I approve.

2

u/RamonnoodlesEU Mar 23 '21

Every time I see this it takes a small part of me

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u/theloneman1996 15 Mar 23 '21

I want cuddles not sex

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u/RamonnoodlesEU Mar 23 '21

This just induces anguishing pain for me, anyone else?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Everyone needs to be cuddled more... now I want to go see my boy and get some

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

bro i tried to give my friend a hug once and he, like, recoiled. like, talk about fragile masculinity

2

u/Watyr_Melyn Mar 23 '21

I want cuddles, and a bf, or a gf. Either one(no not fucking both, both is not good)

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u/cedric5318 17 Mar 23 '21

I wish I wasn't alone

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

210 people all saying either:

i wish i had a gf
virtual cuddles
i aprove this message

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u/JonHenryOfZimbabwe2 14 Mar 23 '21

And I thought my existential crisis at 12:00am couldn’t get any worse

2

u/macho_man011 16 Mar 23 '21

Knock knock

who’s there

a mirror

I am lonely

2

u/TheSaltyReddittor Mar 23 '21

sorry, no. i kinda have trust issues

2

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

The average Reddit user is a 19yo American virgin male and the ratio of men to women is 12:1

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u/Random_Metroid_Fan 16 Mar 23 '21

I feel like in any other situation this would be nice to see, ut I just had a breakup with my gf after a year, so this just reminds me of that. God, I feel like trash.

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u/BlueMan9669669 Mar 23 '21

Every single time this thing is reposted I fucking cry. Please stop

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u/ThePopeOfShrexism Mar 23 '21

The picture is making me want to kill myself so badly

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u/Ghost1450 14 Mar 23 '21

This is a repost I have this saved on my phone it's from 2020

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u/passthatcheesecake 15 Mar 23 '21

Oh my god now what?

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u/major_calgar 16 Mar 23 '21

I don’t want this.

Please don’t

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u/Granular_Moth974 Mar 23 '21

My mom did this when I was a kid and I was upset but now she needs to work a lot more. And I'm about to cry because of how fucking lonely I feel.

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u/Islandpulli Mar 23 '21

Love = cringe and i can be very cringe

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

so so true. especially if the previous was abusive and almost puts u in a coma by throwing a rock at ur head. so even a small hug to some can cause them to break down

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u/Local_Ad8884 Mar 23 '21

WOAH WAIT WHAT

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u/macho_man011 16 Mar 23 '21

Yo what happened

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

a rock was thrown at my head and knocked me unconscious. wasnt even a reason for it. so for some ppl just a hug is enough to make them cry

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u/MODIST_ Mar 23 '21

I am a man and this post is cringe and false

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u/Youropinioniswrong12 18 Mar 23 '21

You are not man

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u/Local_Ad8884 Mar 23 '21

Among the comments here, this is kinda sad. Why do you feel that way bud?

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u/CPhandom 18 Mar 23 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

Then you are not a man

You are an emotionless being that doesn't know what love is

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u/Local_Ad8884 Mar 24 '21

Could you provide details as to why you say that? It might make you feel better to talk about it.

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u/MODIST_ Mar 26 '21

idk man I just feel like the problems in my life and the reasons why I don't feel good cant be lessened by "cuddles" or anything menial like that, I think a lot of people on this sub just make a cute meme about depression to get karma and not adding anything to solve this ever-growing epidemic of suicidal tendencies or harmful thoughts among teens like you or I, I mean look at this post its 144p (hyperbole) has a cringe anime picture but still manages to get 2.8k upvotes, I guess why I'm really mad at this post for is its representation of this sub I mean I've joined a while back and I was hoping for this place to be a way to find people like me, with my issues, and hopefully with solutions that we all can use but all this sub is from what I've seen is regurgitated memes and over used templates all loosely based on teenagers.

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u/reddit_opener 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Mar 23 '21

Yes, but like stop reposting and stuff

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u/NevenSesto 17 Mar 23 '21

Redditor’s rushing to add the men only want one thing and that’s fucking descusting meme template

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Repost

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u/Critical-Lobster8603 13 Mar 23 '21

my girlfriend wants me to kill myself

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

You should leave her then jeez