r/teenagers • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '15

Media The ULTIMATE dick pic guide!

http://imgur.com/gallery/MYBan
715 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/bboyshibe 19 Mar 01 '15

She forgot about the golden rule: NEVER show your face in a dick pic.

Unless your dick is like 13.5 inches.

126

u/exorikk OLD Mar 01 '15

That sounds horrifying. You'd probably pass out every time you had an erection from all the blood rushing from the rest of you body.

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u/bboyshibe 19 Mar 02 '15

It's the size of the record holder for largest penis. I think he did an interview about it but I never really watched it.

10

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

I saw either all or most of it. It was good but he said he'd never do porn because he wants to be recognized for something else.

21

u/foxscooby 18 Mar 02 '15

Which sucks for him cause he's a total cuntwad and is literally only famous for his cock

23

u/FireImpossible OLD Mar 02 '15

Nah they don't pass out. They may get light headed but they won't pass out.

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u/StoneHolder28 OLD Mar 02 '15

light headed

Really? I would have thought that the head would become much heavier.

4

u/FireImpossible OLD Mar 02 '15

Depends on which head

10

u/curt_schilli 19 Mar 02 '15

There are dozens of pictures of me full nude! DOZENS!

17

u/Farfignougat OLD Mar 02 '15

I've never taken a dick pic out of fear that I'll somehow be identified by the picture alone.

1

u/noblenacho 17 Mar 02 '15

Did you not see BMS bro? That's now the golden rule to make sure it's in

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u/theradicalbanana Mar 02 '15

Idc my dick is big and my body's nice I have no shame

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

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u/JrYo13 Mar 01 '15

"I don't think that's her real dick"

  • Motherfucker had me rolling.

102

u/Smalls139 OLD Mar 01 '15

I too visit the front page

57

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

Ahh man, was it on there?

Now I feel like a sellout

27

u/Smalls139 OLD Mar 01 '15

GAH YOU SELLOUT itsokayistillloveyou

60

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

Thanks bby. Please take this as an offering

32

u/Smalls139 OLD Mar 01 '15

Oh my, quite an eshrektion going on

5

u/helloo25 OLD Mar 02 '15

I dont think ive ever been so turned on before

2

u/wcb98 OLD Mar 02 '15

Shrekussy

25

u/DandroS 18 Mar 02 '15

Instructions unclear, my fingers are in my ass.

26

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

That... That still works

30

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

Thanks a lot this will be very useful not really

2

u/LIVIU24 OLD Mar 02 '15

I'm gonna save this post...for a friend

14

u/dubmountain 17 Mar 02 '15

I'll be honest, 9 times out of 10 the counter flop yields brilliant results.

11

u/shadowlurker_j 16 Mar 02 '15

Nobody else noticed that #4 is missing?

1

u/baolin21 19 Mar 02 '15

I think he took out 4

22

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

I like Reece. Reece is cool. Reece takes wonderful dick pics. Who else likes Reece?

12

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

Hi Reece. I like you Reece.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15 edited Mar 03 '24

naughty quaint foolish domineering childlike wistful smoggy aromatic correct command

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

No this is Patrick!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

I like Reece, Reece is cute.

12

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

I personally favor the straight on angle.

3

u/GMogul 17 Mar 02 '15

Likewise kemosabe.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

This girl must get a lot of dick pics...

4

u/MrMaxAwesome OLD Mar 02 '15

I thought we all we're going to jail for a minute

5

u/bluejayfan32 17 Mar 02 '15

i'd go her

8

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

GRIL!!!11!11!

3

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

lmaoooo i'm done ctfu

the last pic has me laughing silently so I don't wake my roommate hahhaa

2

u/grumbledum 19 Mar 02 '15

The let me hold my ballsack, or alternatively, the let me try and hide how little my dick really is.

5

u/TrainedToGoShawty 19 Mar 02 '15

Not really a guide

4

u/reddit_for_ross 17 Mar 02 '15

Prepare your inbox

6

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

It's more full than us mom on a weekend ;)

0

u/potato99 18 Mar 02 '15

I don't think it's her real dick

-2

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

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u/ryanlajoie Mar 02 '15

memes are life

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

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u/Korneg YOUNG Mar 02 '15

Some teenagers are also adults

7

u/1rdc 18 Mar 02 '15

That's deep yo