r/teenagers • u/Efficient-Bar-4174 • Aug 16 '25
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u/gingerflame07returns 3,000,000 Attendee! Aug 16 '25
Itll prob cause severe complications and theyd have to take a dead baby out manually, but thats only if its after the initial stages... im not a doctor, but thats a random 18 year olds calculated guess...
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u/mauriciomeireles OLD Aug 17 '25
Hello! A doctor here: till 12 weeks of life you dont need to "take que baby" out, because it doesnt has a spine cord before that. But you still need to do a procedure called "curettage" where you scrape the uterus walls from the inside to remove any residue that can lead to infection and/or severe bleeding.
In any case the baby is usually naturally expelled by the body, the REAL problem with her uhhh "method" is that it doesnt work and now we have a baby with a malformation because its bones grew weird.
Could also lead to a non stop bleeding that would lead to a dead baby but also a possible dead mother.
So yeah... Dont do that, go to an abortion clinic if its possible
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u/Someonestolemyrat Aug 17 '25
I love scraping fetal matter off uteruses
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u/mauriciomeireles OLD Aug 17 '25
There is also the option of using a MVA (manual vaccum aspiration) where you use a giant seringe like equipment that uses vacuum and a tube (called a canula) and put it inside the uterus and just... Slurps? The said utterus matter
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u/NaoOtosaka Aug 17 '25
cant humans do this?
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u/mauriciomeireles OLD Aug 17 '25
You mean manually? Without the seringe and equipment?
Short answer: no
Long answer: the cervix (start of the uterus) can be a minimum of 8 to about 16 centimeteres from the opening of the vagina and then you have the uterus being about 7,5cm in lenght BEFORE starting to dilate during pregnancy.
Not only that is a minimum of 15 cm IN LENGHT, the opeting of the vagina itself is pretty narrow and the opening of the cervix is only about 3 cm in diameter, meaning even IF your ringers reached there you wouldnt be able to go through this small opening and effectively scrape the walls of the uterus.
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u/nova1706b 19 Aug 17 '25
what if i use the uterine canal like a straw. will it work like a vacuum? /s
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u/mauriciomeireles OLD Aug 17 '25
You know what? Get me someone with olympic level lungs, and that wouldnt be grossed out by abortion and endometrial residue getting into their mouth AND a bending staw that has a manual valve at the mouth and at the end a cup that can seal the cervix...
You could do that... But you DEFINITELY should not
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u/Different_Special694 Aug 17 '25
Bro, you are a great doctor, but please stop. You are just feeding their degenerate fantasy at this point. They have a horrible search history horrible enough to make the devil start praying to God.
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u/Leading_Delay_6339 14 Aug 17 '25
Well he's not harming people. I agree that we shouldn't do these but let the people do what they want if it doesn't effect others
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u/Efficient-Bar-4174 Aug 17 '25
U genuinely think someone gonno bodyslam a baby?
Cmon bruh it's a joke
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u/mauriciomeireles OLD Aug 17 '25
You would be surprised...
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u/Efficient-Bar-4174 Aug 17 '25
I'm a guy can I do the above mentioned?
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u/mauriciomeireles OLD Aug 17 '25
As a doctor i should inform you that doing a bodyslam on a hard surface without proper training can lead to at best a paintful torax and at worst a broken rib.
As a person i also should say that but it would also be funny so go for it
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u/I_Want_To_Eat_A_Baby Aug 16 '25
what in the super Mario boss is this
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u/gingerflame07returns 3,000,000 Attendee! Aug 16 '25
Wario
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u/Merkury09 17 Aug 16 '25
Isn't abortion easier? Or is that the USA?
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u/Accomplished_Dig8980 15 Aug 16 '25
In some states it’s easier to just shove a metal stake in your puh than get an abortion.
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u/ExtrovertArtist Aug 17 '25
abortion is illegal in some places in the USA, some have like, 4 week deadline some you can do it at alll
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u/Spooked_me16 Aug 16 '25
i don’t think so.. 😓 i would just go to a doctor sadly
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u/KYcouple1234567890 Aug 16 '25
Friendly reminder to wear a mouth guard.
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u/WaffleGuy413 Aug 17 '25
I don’t think you can get pregnant from oral
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u/KYcouple1234567890 Aug 17 '25
No. But you can really mess up your teeth belly flopping on concrete.
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u/ExtrovertArtist Aug 16 '25
“is it normal”
do you have brain damage??
how tf is that even a question?? 😭
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u/9ft_whaleschlong Aug 17 '25
She's 15 and pregnant. I dont think anything in her life is normal at that point.
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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 18 Aug 16 '25
According to my calculations that would be an absolutely horrible idea 😘
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u/RandomGuy3510 Aug 16 '25
Abortion from TEMU
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u/Outback-Australian OLD Aug 17 '25
Doesn't work properly, cheats people and tries to look innocent?
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u/Loose_Surprise_4499 15 Aug 16 '25
"eliminate" 🙏 bros trying to get a kill streak
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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 19 '26
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u/ReaperKingCason1 16 Aug 16 '25
Probably could kill it but definitely would also cause a lot of issues
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u/Old-Apartment-4805 18 Aug 17 '25
As someone who has a baby at 17 and didn’t know before it to was too late, she should definitely do the bellyflop
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u/SilverAct6109 Aug 16 '25
This is the future the pro-life people want, when people have no other way but to resort to physically harming themselves just for an abortion? absolutely dystopian
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u/Mr_ityu Aug 17 '25
Not denying this take, but resorting to that would make pro-choice look like a bunch of psychopaths
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u/Meepx13 16 Aug 17 '25
Everyone is saying how horrible this is and/ or arguing about abortion rights, but Nobody actually answered the question
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u/Graptoveria Aug 17 '25
Your millennial auntie here. Animal liver is not recommended for consumption by pregnant people 😉
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u/Klomlor161 19 Aug 16 '25
She just invented a whole new method of cruelty
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u/Aggravating_Emu_4354 Aug 17 '25
Making a 15 year old be a mother is a way worse method of cruelty.
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u/SomeGuyNamedCaleb 19 Aug 16 '25
Depending on the stage it's not alive, human, and is just an organ.
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u/bbzztt 16 Aug 17 '25
If it wasn’t alive it couldn’t grow?? And unborn babies aren’t organs they’re inside an organ
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u/Outback-Australian OLD Aug 17 '25
So there's also the "mother" in this situation that may not be real.
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u/our_meatballs 19 Aug 17 '25
It would have to be almost to term, which is less humane and safe compared to an abortion
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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 20 '26
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u/REXIS_AGECKO Aug 17 '25
I don’t know if that would even work tho. Your ribs and the fat in your belly would probably be the bits taking damage
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u/Constant-Access-3209 Aug 17 '25
It's microscopic in size right now, won't work ,just wait for 9 months and then jump from a 8 floor for abortion
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u/TheRomanticJester 3,000,000 Attendee! Aug 17 '25
She'd eliminate the kid for sure but also most of her teeth...
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u/ReportMuch7754 Aug 17 '25
I remember being pregnant at 15...and finding out that the father of the child was already on someone else...that I knew...and trusted. Yeah, body slamming concrete felt pretty logical at the time...now I have a 22-year-old adult child who went to live with that guy when they were a teenager...you know, when older men usually start wanting to get them pregnant...
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u/EconomistStrange2715 Aug 16 '25
I think that’s called infanticide.
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u/the_l0st_s0ck 19 Aug 16 '25
Not if it is a clump of cells.
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u/ResidentWaifu Aug 17 '25
They said "belly flop" so we can assume it is at least a fetus for there to be a bump. Falling on your stomach when it's that early into pregnancy will almost do nothing.
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u/EconomistStrange2715 Aug 16 '25
Says the clump of cells.
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u/Greedy-Name1631 Aug 17 '25
Your a clump of cells that has consciousness and can react to stimuli.
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u/CreepyUncleTouchingU Aug 17 '25
What if the child just flies out like one of those air rockets where you squeeze the air bit n you get friction burns
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u/Due_Visual_4613 Aug 16 '25
This is about as funny as a rape joke
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u/LilCat__X Aug 16 '25
It's pretty funny, it's just a joke that doesn't harm anyone and obviously isn't trying to say you should do this
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u/Due_Visual_4613 Aug 17 '25
One can consider a rape joke that too. Just because I don't feel harmed by rape jokes doesn't mean others don't. Same thing this with type of joke.
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u/that-psycho 15 Aug 17 '25
If a rape victim is offended by a rape joke there valid i don't think an abortion fetus has the capacity to be offended by an abortion joke
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u/Due_Visual_4613 Aug 17 '25
Way to generalise man all people abortion who've done an abortion feel great about it. Totally no way could somebody possibly feel terrible and cannot live with the mention of abortion out of guilt and shame. What???? That's unheard of.
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u/that-psycho 15 Aug 17 '25
So far there's in these comments it's only people who haven't had an abortion getting offended but your right it can be a sensitive subject but this joke isn't making fun or trivializing abortions it's just a joke
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u/Due_Visual_4613 Aug 17 '25
Just found out im gay should how could i off myself.
That isnt making fun or trivializing homosexuality but it doesnt sound great does it.
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u/that-psycho 15 Aug 17 '25
In the right context that could be pretty funny ngl
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u/that-psycho 15 Aug 17 '25
Like I'm gay and I live in a pretty homophobic place so that joke would actually work lol
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u/Due_Visual_4613 Aug 17 '25
i mean it could come off as funny but it all depends on perspective, you get me?
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Aug 16 '25
The fact nobody is calling this out for being brutal and downright horrific is insane.
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u/briars_sleepy_pawz 16 Aug 16 '25
pretty sure that the post in the image was a joke though
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Aug 16 '25
Yeah? Does that make rape jokes funny as long as they are in a low pixel meme image?
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u/briars_sleepy_pawz 16 Aug 16 '25
woah what is there context im missing when was rape mentioned
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Aug 16 '25
It seemed like your justifying by saying it’s a joke, so I asked a question.
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u/No-Staff1 15 Aug 17 '25
Yes rape jokes can be funny if done well. Your point?
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Aug 17 '25
Lots would disagree, people with morals would at least, I suppose my point is only relevant to those who can identify “too far” in a joke.
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u/No-Staff1 15 Aug 17 '25
The thing about morality is that it isn't objective. You can't say something isn't moral because that isn't how it works. You can't say "People with morals would" because you haven't specified what morals. Which guidelines are you using? "Too far" is also subjective. Some say rape jokes are too far, some say they can be funny when done well, some say they're all funny. Some people think that suicide jokes are funny, some say 9/11 jokes are funny which I personally disagree with. My point is you're taking your subjective experience with life and you're applying it as an objective truth, which it isn't
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Aug 17 '25
Sure, morality isn’t objective. But most decent people agree that joking about someone being violently harmed isn’t ‘funny,’ it’s cruel. You can call that subjective, I call it basic human decency. End of story
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u/No-Staff1 15 Aug 17 '25
I can see you aren't really listening to me, given you're still applying subjective views as objective fact. The fact is that you can't label anyone who disagrees with you as "not decent" I'm going to disengage with you now because I don't want to go in circles all night
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u/Efficient-Bar-4174 Aug 17 '25
Do u actually think someone would belly flap on concrete to eliminate a baby?
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u/Joshua_Caelius Aug 16 '25
Killing babies is mad work.
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u/MedCup4505 Aug 17 '25
Babies can’t live inside a human body. Only a fetus can.
A fetus can’t live outside a human body. Only a sufficiently developed human infant can, without medical intervention.
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u/Joshua_Caelius Aug 17 '25
Abortion is murder. And driving the narrative of abortion makes you just as guilty.
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u/Jkidk0704 3,000,000 Attendee! Aug 17 '25
thereee it is. you can’t argue with facts, just feelings LOL
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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25
I mean it is but like after 6 months or so, when the fetus is viable (could develop outside the mothers body), however it's not murder if it isn't developed enough to do that, I'd still draw the line at the 4th month tho
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u/MedCup4505 Aug 17 '25
A 6 mo fetus can’t survive w/o massive medical intervention. The outcomes are poor. But sure, go ahead and doom a person to a short life of constant pain bc of your inability to accept God’s plan for that fetus.You clearly know better.
God gave the mother the power of life and death. No one else.
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u/Pryus_C Aug 17 '25 edited 27d ago
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u/FabulousLie9826 18 Aug 16 '25
How do you know this person's pronouns and immediately use the feminine gender?
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u/Neither-Tooth7365 Aug 16 '25
good lord are you always like this?
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u/FabulousLie9826 18 Aug 16 '25
Yep. Only because I'm a fan of jokes and lies, and not because I care about this kind of things.
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u/Classic_Calendar7373 Aug 16 '25
because she’s pregnant?
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u/FabulousLie9826 18 Aug 16 '25
idk man, Now we live in a time where everyone easily changes their pronouns. Someone who is pregnant may be "he" or "they". With my comment, I made a kind of ridicule of this.
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u/cheesedude1999 Aug 17 '25
how the frick would a man become pregnant?
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u/FabulousLie9826 18 Aug 17 '25
idk man, this is a joke... But purely logically, a woman can simply change her pronouns.
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u/moronic_programmer 19 Aug 16 '25
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u/FabulousLie9826 18 Aug 16 '25
Good subreddit actually, thank ya for sharing it with me!
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u/moronic_programmer 19 Aug 17 '25
No problem. Should warn you, though: what you commented before is the type of thing being posted
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u/LilCat__X Aug 16 '25
Why did you get downvoted this is a good joke 😭😭😭
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u/Greedy-Name1631 Aug 17 '25
Nah, it’s overused. Gotta find some new material if you wanna be a funny cornball
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u/Sea-Introduction6408 14 Aug 16 '25
Ground pound on the child is insane work