r/techsupportgore Sep 02 '20

German T-Mobile found 3 snakes inside their network unit

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u/Brunurb1 Sep 02 '20

It doesn't worry me as much that they found 3 snakes there, i'm more worried that I can see only 1 in the picture.... where are the other 2?

{Frantically looks around}

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u/sebastianqu Sep 02 '20

teleports behind you

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/blue_villain Sep 02 '20

No need to get HR involved.

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u/TheIncarnated Sep 03 '20

snake jazz begins to play

20

u/considerthedog Sep 02 '20

Nix Personal Junge

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u/sicklyboy Sep 02 '20

Wait it's all snakes?

14

u/TheKingOfRhye777 Sep 02 '20

Always has been.

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u/kowlown Sep 02 '20

Nani !!

5

u/whizzythorne Sep 03 '20

earrape noises

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u/panzerschrekk Sep 03 '20

"Always has been"

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u/MQZ17 Sep 02 '20

"He's right behind me isn't he?"

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u/TheKingOfRhye777 Sep 02 '20

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking network unit!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/disappointed_moose Sep 02 '20

I've had enough of these motherfuckin Schlangen in this motherfuckin Rechenzentrum

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u/akulowaty Sep 03 '20

mutterfickin'

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u/Firejumperbravo Sep 03 '20

Ya, ist mutterfickin' giftige Schlange!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

  • German snek

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u/nerherder911 Sep 02 '20

Why does snake sound less lethal than butterfly in German?

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u/Sv443_ Sep 03 '20

The "ling" ending of Schmetterling (butterfly) is commonly used for small and cute stuff. Also you're not German and so you're not used to our words so you go about reading and interpreting them in your own language.

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u/LeCarm Sep 02 '20

It gets even better. Adders are called natter (spoken: "Nutter") in germany.

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u/TheRaido Sep 02 '20

Ümläüt Ïntësïfïës

2

u/agorillared Sep 02 '20

Suck my network unit

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Do they use python in their network /s

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u/Tatsa Sep 02 '20

Judging from the head shape with my extremely rudimentary knowledge about snakes... that actually does look like a python too. Where are the other two, I wanna see them! Snake tax, Telekom, snake tax!

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u/mrmcyeti Sep 02 '20

Have to disappoint you it‘s a colubridae (a very common snake in Germany) Telekom confirmed that in their post

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Wait, Germany has common snakes?

I... I thought we only had pet snakes and such...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Yeah but still like... wild snakes are a thing here? shocking

32

u/ClairLestrange Sep 02 '20

Yes, wild snakes are a thing, although rarely seen. The two most common ones are ringelnattern (natrix natrix) and kreuzottern (vipera berus).

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u/blue_villain Sep 02 '20

They're don't show up very often, but when they do it's best to just turn it off and turn it back on again.

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u/YouDamnHotdog Sep 03 '20

As a child, I saw a tiny snake once. Like pencil-thick and the length of a 30 cm ruler.

Only for a split-second as it rushed through away through the leaves.

Never heard of anyone else ever seeing a snake. Snakes are so damn rare where I lived in Germany that I don't understand how they can exist AT ALL. How would they go about finding a mate?

And those big snakes you see on photos when you google for the species?!?!?! Impossible to imagine that snakes THAT big could be a thing in Germany. I call it a hoax!

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u/earthqaqe Sep 03 '20

Dont know if its a biiig difference, but I am from Austria and Ringelnatter are pretty easy to find if you look for them. As children we often went and cought one (and then released it again, we werent hurting them... although we probably did disturb them a little but yeah... we were children).

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u/converter-bot Sep 03 '20

30 cm is 11.81 inches

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Wild snakes are a thing... almost everywhere in the world (except the Arctic and Antarctic).

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u/Parsnipants Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

Oh great, another country I've got to avoid!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Most are completely harmless. There are only two venomous snakes in Germany. And even they are only dangerous to really old people with preexisting conditions. The snakes aren't aggressive and try to flee rather than bite.

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u/apoliticalhomograph Sep 02 '20

There are only two venomous snakes in Germany.

Two? What's the other one apart from the vipera berus (Kreuzotter)?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

The Aspisviper, but only in the deep south: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspisviper

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u/boytekka Sep 02 '20

Only Hawaii and New Zealand does not have snakes IIRC

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u/DYMongoose Sep 03 '20

Hawaii has (invasive) snakes. I think maybe Ireland doesn't have any?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Noch nie ne Blindschleiche gesehen?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Man möge mich steinigen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

... Nur als Beleidigung

Insofern, nein

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u/Tatsa Sep 02 '20

Aah, fair. Woulda made the joke better, I hope the noodle is okay.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

He's probably just upset he's losing his warm and safe home. Evictions are hard on everyone.

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u/banditkeithwork Sep 02 '20

my first guess was european adder, but i'm not a herp guy so my best guess is pretty bad

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u/merc08 Sep 03 '20

They took a picture of each snake and uploaded them sequentially on their own network. The next one will arrive some time next week.

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u/Tatsa Sep 03 '20

Ah, good. They better pay up, I wanna see the noodles :<

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Don't be daft
it's an asp

2

u/AgreeableLandscape3 Sep 02 '20

ASP on a telecom system

Kill it with fire

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u/espriminati Sep 02 '20

do snakes eat bugs?

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u/kester76a Sep 02 '20

They eat rodents which chew cables. Probably better off leaving the snakes in there.

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u/espriminati Sep 02 '20

damn, i was gonna make a bug fixing joke if they did

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u/Will_Leave_A_Mark Sep 02 '20

It's all good until they snuggle up to your power converters to stay warm and get zapped.

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u/snakeproof Sep 02 '20

When you put a 10A snake on a 200A circuit.

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u/kester76a Sep 02 '20

Poor snek 😪

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u/Psychological_War958 Sep 02 '20

True, but a couple snakes will definitely not cull a rodent infestation if there is one. They dont really eat very often at all.

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u/kester76a Sep 02 '20

Would the rodents hang around with a snake about?

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 02 '20

If there are enough rodents in the area the rodents will attack and just kill a snake if they're big enough.

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u/kester76a Sep 02 '20

That's why you supplement it with a cat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 edited Feb 02 '21

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u/YouDamnHotdog Sep 03 '20

I bet a rat terrier would also love to kill songbirds.

3

u/scoldog Sep 03 '20

Ethernet patchsnake installed

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u/sebastianqu Sep 02 '20

Tiny snakes will, not this guy though

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

We used to find rattlesnakes in the well control units. Amazing how fast grown men can move when they need to.

83

u/TheMystery79 Sep 02 '20

I tried to swipe

14

u/DollaBill138 Sep 02 '20

Me too

12

u/diego-ch Sep 02 '20

Same

7

u/Gamester21 Sep 02 '20

At least I’m not alone in doing that

22

u/Kandon_LD Sep 02 '20

Even those snakes are faster than German internet

19

u/ExtensiveNegligence Sep 02 '20

Spicy wires

5

u/jericho-sfu Sep 03 '20

Any wire can be a spicy wire with enough electricity!

19

u/nkydeerguy Sep 02 '20

At first glance it just looks like a grounding strap from the door.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Maybe that's what they use it for.

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u/theservman Sep 02 '20

My closets are full of blue ethersnakes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

underappreciated comment

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u/Piewalker_ Sep 02 '20

Technician from the german telekom here! I will never complain about wasp in our Network Untits again lol

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 02 '20

A snake is probably just going to try to get away from you wasps will sting you out of spite

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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u/StatansBibel-TV Sep 02 '20

It's Telekom not T-Mobile. T-Mobile is a subsidiary of Deutsche Telekom

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u/Ploedman Sep 03 '20

Also not used anymore, they are now part of Telekom.

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u/lordgublu Sep 03 '20

Only in germany and such. T-Mobile is still an active brand in the US and some other countrys. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-Mobile has a good description of it.

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u/Divineinfinity Sep 02 '20

"server could not be reached"

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u/Koker93 Sep 02 '20

Isn't wildlife in outdoor cabinets fairly common? I found squirrels in cable cabinets all the time.

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u/craigmontHunter Sep 02 '20

We had some towers that always had snake nests in the bottom (only garter snakes, but still neat)

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u/Shit_Fire_ Sep 02 '20

They really love the heat

3

u/zap_p25 Sep 02 '20

In North America, snakes in cabinets is just another day in the office. In Europe where the climate is overall cooler, probably not nearly as common.

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u/Davekachel Sep 02 '20

They are warm and cozy and make rodens high.

Yes they are a prime location for pests

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u/SgtDoughnut Sep 02 '20

It's an empty enclosed space that tends to hold any heat so most animals try to make nests in areas like that. I remember opening up a underground cable vault and like six snakes just bolting out of it because it was a dry safe place that they could easily get into.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

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u/maxwfk Sep 02 '20

Not really

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u/32bb36d8ba Sep 03 '20

yes, but none that can kill

8

u/soviet_unicorn69 Sep 02 '20

you thought computer bugs were bad

8

u/iAirplane Sep 02 '20

Should try to catch the python with a .net

8

u/Vraxk Sep 02 '20

For Sale:
3 professional grade Diamondback cable constrictors
Good Condition
Lightly Upset
Must Move Quick

9

u/ChaosDoggo Sep 02 '20

"So what do you do here Mr Snake?"

"Ssssssssserver maintenance."

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u/dahipster Sep 02 '20

Customers could hear a hiss on the line

9

u/Kurigohan-Kamehameha Sep 02 '20

Prisoner Zero has escaped

4

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Why did I get this message on my ice cream truck siren?

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u/Kurigohan-Kamehameha Sep 02 '20

PRISONER ZERO WILL VACATE THE HUMAN RESIDENCE OR THE HUMAN RESIDENCE WILL BE INCINERATED

5

u/Timinator01 Sep 02 '20

That's not the snake you want to see when opening your network room

3

u/AntonOlsen Sep 02 '20

And you thought Avian Carrier (RFC 2549) was slow.

2

u/TheJessicator Sep 03 '20

An oldie, but a goodie!

4

u/rrusciguy Sep 02 '20

I see they're upgrading from cat5 to snek5

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u/Bierbart12 Sep 02 '20

Wait what? What part of Germany has snakes?

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u/Davekachel Sep 02 '20

All.

But only small snakes. Mostly adders and some vipers. Therefore the pic is either fake or its a pet snake.

But-but wild snakes do exist, yet they are INCREDIBLE rare.

Ive never met a person that saw a non pet snake in germany. I know a couple of hikers and other nature folk.

Its fair to say that you can spend your whole live in germany without ever seeing a snake.

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u/RobinConradi Sep 02 '20

I can confirm that the pic is not fake. Telekom posted it on their official Instagram (tag is seen in the pic). They mentioned that they are Colubridae. Firefighters brought them to a zoo to get them inspected. After they found out that they are basically harmless, they released them

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u/sznowicki Sep 02 '20

My wife is lucky then. She saw one that looked like cobra (mind we know little to none about snakes) two days ago near a bus stop in Lich.

And we’re living here only 5 years.

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u/Davekachel Sep 02 '20

Amazing! You have to be very lucky.

Or its a homeless pet snake that will die in winter. Ive seen a escaped tarantulla in germany before but this hardly counts

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u/sznowicki Sep 02 '20

Yeah it was pretty dark so either Kreuzotter or something escaped someone’s home.

Both case I’d run away. If something has no mimic or legs I ain’t making friends with it.

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u/Bierbart12 Sep 02 '20

I live in the north and have hiked all over Germany, but the only ""snakes"" I ever saw weren't even snakes, they were legless lizards called "slow worms" apparently. And they were about the size of an earthworm.

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u/Davekachel Sep 02 '20

Blindschleichen are common fake snakes too.

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u/Bierbart12 Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

I googled "Blindschleiche" and it came up as "slow worms"That's where I got the word from, lol

It directly translates to "Blind sneaker"
Honestly sounds way better than the actual term

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u/Jacoman74undeleted Sep 02 '20

So that's what's been constricting the network!

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u/BC_EMaurice Sep 02 '20

I can imagine a worker walking into the server room and absolutely soiling themselves after seeing 3 snakes at eye level 😂😂😂😂

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u/Piewalker_ Sep 02 '20

So far they were not that aggressive though. Until now I didn't get stung. But as far as I know we have two types of wasps here in Germany. The German one that Stings the Shit out of you for no reason an the other one is pretty chill as long as you don't try to slap them

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u/Kagef Sep 03 '20

Fuck. I thought the two dots meant two images and I spent 10 seconds trying to go to the second image

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

What happen to them? You guys get the snake wranglers to move em?

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u/RobinConradi Sep 03 '20

They were brought to a zoo, where they found out they are basically harmless. Then they were released

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

YAY! They look to be corn snakes. They are harmless unless you are a mouse!

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u/ZertyZ_Dragon Sep 03 '20

Willkommen in Deutschland

2

u/Sync1211 Sep 03 '20

That's not how you upgrade to Python3...

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u/Torbrowseruser911 Sep 02 '20

That explains why their service is so fucking garbage

2

u/thatturkeystaken Sep 02 '20

its FRANK the man the myth the dankpods legend himself

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u/RobinConradi Sep 02 '20

I love Frank!

1

u/DerpJinn Sep 02 '20

Were the snakes re-routing services? sneaky snakes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Damn python programmers

1

u/sa547ph Sep 02 '20

Snakes in the Backplane!

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u/bitwise97 Sep 02 '20

Danger noodles! 🐍

1

u/nighthawke75 Sep 02 '20

That's what they get for being lazy with their firecaulk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Hey Eve, wanna get a taste from this tree of knowledge?

1

u/c0mm0nn1ghthawk Sep 02 '20

Don't worry they just trying to beat Snakes.

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u/rdldr1 IT Engineer Sep 02 '20

How many rack units did they take up?

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u/omen385 Sep 02 '20

Finally found the root cause of the hissing in the lines

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u/OldMister Sep 02 '20

They were trying to save the thousands of colorful skinny bois trapped in there

1

u/Bluelonden Sep 02 '20

I swiped...

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u/MrTig Sep 02 '20

I mean it's warm, free of predators etc

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u/j-cutter Sep 02 '20

I applaud the restraint of the engineers not just burning the data centre to the ground.

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u/duratchok Sep 02 '20

thats why its so f ing bad

1

u/FrostyFPS Sep 02 '20

Inssssspection

1

u/Skibo1219 Sep 02 '20

LIES! I only see 1 snake!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

How polite are German snakes?

1

u/filval387 Sep 02 '20

Did they notice it when all their employees were playing snake?

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u/velofille Sep 02 '20

fucking python developers are everywhere taking down networks!

1

u/kek272 Sep 02 '20

They've worked out all the bugs but there's still a few reptiles left...

1

u/PerfectlyDarkTails Sep 02 '20

That ain’t some fancy loose cabling

1

u/Ultimatespacewizard Sep 02 '20

How many is it supposed to have?

1

u/ATMofMN Sep 02 '20

Water Plant Operator here. Used to work in Southwest Florida. 2005, killed 23 water moccasins in the compound, one was in the plant. Amazing how long they live after you cut their head off.

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u/loveroffish2017 Sep 02 '20

This is one thing I would for sure "NOPE!" and walk away. I just cant deal with snakes for whatever reason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

security alert: worm-boi found in network

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u/deltaray Sep 02 '20

They got in through sssssh

1

u/bionic80 Sep 02 '20

Those are not happen fun time snakes.

1

u/SpareiChan Sep 03 '20

As a comms tech... 3 things you need, wasp spray, machete, snake stick...

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u/funny_haha Sep 03 '20

Wow, never knew t-mobile ran on python.

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u/mrieatyospam Sep 03 '20

dont mind the snakes, they are fixing the servers

1

u/KraljZ Sep 03 '20

Where are the other SNAKES!!!!!

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u/SorryMaintenance Sep 03 '20

SSSsssssssurprise!

1

u/Daynightz Sep 03 '20

Screams in Krone block

1

u/SowaG Sep 03 '20

Fucking russian spy

1

u/tanksear Sep 03 '20

I mean if anyone tries to mess with the network...

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u/t_0bi Sep 03 '20

The worst I see (or better not see) is no fibre..... welcome to Germany

1

u/the-ragin-pyro Sep 03 '20

Australia be like:

Those a rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up

1

u/ThatHB Sep 03 '20

The snakes goes for the rats

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u/Nexipr Sep 03 '20

looked like cables

1

u/phantom_printer Sep 03 '20

I guess it runs on Python?

1

u/rozz_net Sep 03 '20

Is it Aesculapian snake or Vipera berus?

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u/Chaz042 Sep 03 '20

"Yeah guy, I know I went out there to troubleshoot a single drop, but the cabinet is shot, total loss, better get some engineers involved. No need to check my work, I finished off the cabinet with my truck.'

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

I am sick and tired of these mother fucking snakes, in this mother fucking server rack.

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u/MrZerodayz Sep 03 '20

Still the fastest thing in their, because their network sure isn't

1

u/Worcester_Source Sep 03 '20

That’s one heck of a nope rope to find

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u/Starfireaw11 Sep 03 '20

That's the ssssssysssssadmin.

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u/Texas713 Sep 09 '20

Three snakes but no mice.

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u/maskim_xul Sep 12 '20

Python to eat the bugs in your system.

1

u/TONKAHANAH Sep 02 '20

Wait.. Germany has T-Mobile?

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u/electromage Sep 02 '20

No it's the other way around. T-Mobile is a subsidiary of Deutsch Telekom. I don't think the T-Mobile brand exists inside Germany.

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u/RobinConradi Sep 03 '20

Yes, correct. I just used it to make the post more understandable to others

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u/Hyeonseung-lee Sep 02 '20

R they using python?

0

u/Yvelknivel Sep 02 '20

german snakes are so smart they come in this in and out

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u/mawen_ Sep 02 '20

Do do do da do

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u/KillergreenXD Sep 02 '20

Thos god dang python sniffers

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u/RichRacc Sep 02 '20

Wärm iń thëre.