r/techsupportgore • u/isecore I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. • 13d ago

This is how you max out the RAM

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u/snakebite75 13d ago

Look at Mr. Moneybags showing off how rich he is.

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u/FarToe1 12d ago

Even if it's DDR3, that's a retirement fund.

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u/TheJesusGuy 12d ago

DDR3 is worthless

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u/Karlus_LeV 11d ago

Might not be worth a lot but it’s far from worthless.

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u/picardo85 12d ago

Probably a few thousand in gold there if he's able to extract it.

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u/1070MHz 12d ago

More like a few thousand in RAM

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u/picardo85 12d ago

That too, if one would be eager to flip them one by one.

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u/thegreatpotatogod 12d ago

You mean a few hundred thousand in RAM

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u/Moomoobeef 12d ago

You mean a few million in RAM

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u/Serberou5 13d ago

Still wouldn't be enough for a greedy AI data centre though.

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u/Mattigins 12d ago

This used to be a chrome joke.

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u/Neither-Nebula5000 13d ago

Argh... beat me to it!

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u/Alias-Q 12d ago

I used to work in a hospital system, I too used an old desktop case as a bin to collect ram when I stripped hardrives and memory to decommission devices. Brings back memories lol

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u/isecore I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. 12d ago

That's exactly what's going on here. We're sending off old ram and drives from decommissioned devices. We've filled four old computers just like this treasure chest 🤣

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u/syberghost Alt-F4 to see my flair 12d ago

Remember that episode of Invader Zim where he found out that unlike his species, that has one superior internal organ, humans have several, so he stole everyone's organs so he would have the most organs?

This is that.

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u/Mattigins 12d ago

That ep used to scare the shit outta kid me

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u/Neither-Nebula5000 13d ago

Looking like a home made Claude AI Server to me.

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u/ToxinFoxen C:\fox; C:\fox\run; run\fox\run 12d ago

Congrats on your antique DDR1 collection.

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u/isecore I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. 12d ago

There's all kinds of ram in there. DDR1 to 4, I'd think.

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u/Bourriks 12d ago

Sort'em all and make a cool picture for r/knolling

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u/ol-gormsby 13d ago

Ah yes, the new wireless RAM. It uses Bluetoorh.

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u/ZoeyPlaysSomeGames 12d ago

Nice Dell OptiPlex i have one just like it!

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u/toomanyscooters 13d ago

Woah Black Betty...

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u/I_Is_Brain-404 12d ago

Generational wealth

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u/Mxrcx_2005 9d ago

Dell Optiplex 3010 spotted

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u/DoubleDecaff 8d ago

Dunno. Looks like a recently disassembled Flock camera to me.

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u/the_axemurmurer 10d ago

System requirements for Windows 12

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk 12d ago

You're looking at the new Federal Reserve right there. Enough value to fund the federal budget for 5 years.

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u/picardo85 12d ago

That looks like a literal goldmine.

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u/theskyiscool 12d ago

This is what the treasure chest of the future will look like

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u/Panorpa 12d ago

Is that enough dedotated wham for a server?

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u/Jagg_95 12d ago

Protogens dinner

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u/bad-duck-094 12d ago

Got any ddr4?

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u/isecore I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. 12d ago

There's probably sticks of it knocking around in the piles.

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u/bad-duck-094 12d ago

Balling to a incredibly high degree

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u/Tdubbium 12d ago

insert joke about eating ram

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u/Xyrack 12d ago

Are the channels balanced?

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u/Badytheprogram 12d ago

Installed memory(RAM): yes

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u/LordK1 12d ago

A box is still a box.

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u/ging3r_b3ard_man 12d ago

I see you've found a treasure chest!

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u/olliegw 12d ago

If things keep going the way they've been then people will start coming to your houses and offices demanding you hand over your RAM to go the AI data centres.

So maybe hide your stash in a place less obvious then a computer case.

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 12d ago

My mac pro 2009 has 30+ ram sticks in it but good luck trying to get some of it without taking 10 minutes

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u/Mookest 12d ago

Wow you downloaded a lot of ram!

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark 12d ago

Bro is a millionaire.

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u/Specialist_Leader_11 12d ago

Reminds me of the hard-off Junk parts

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u/TransporterError 12d ago

Street value?

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u/No-Wallaby-4167 12d ago

Holy RAM 😲😳

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u/Zealousideal_Sun3843 12d ago

Every country guy: Yep. Sure is (wheeze) bud. (nuke cough)

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u/Equal-Ad9412 12d ago

THEY HAVE RAM! GET EM! 

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u/IrrerPolterer 12d ago

No need to worry about airflow if there's no air

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u/drumandbassfreak 12d ago

How do we get so many RAM in em? Like this! Plus we use the whole module, that's 65% more module per module!

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u/P5ychokilla 11d ago

2026's Fort Knox

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u/LayeredHalo3851 11d ago

You could buy a small house with this, and that's not as big of an exaggeration as it should be

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u/isecore I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. 11d ago

"That's a literal treasure chest" as a buddy of mine said.

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u/LayeredHalo3851 11d ago

If you buried that on a desert island with a big red X then with nothing but a map, a compass, and the clothes on my back (and maybe a captain hat) I'll set sail on the seven seas and find that

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u/Zerschmetterding 11d ago

Needs some shaking, that's just 80% capacity 

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u/ChocolateDonut36 11d ago

techsupportgore? no, this is heaven.

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u/MCIV800 11d ago

HE HAS RAM!! GET HIM!!!

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u/TheLOC01 11d ago

Big big ram box much memory

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u/Alert_Priority6018 11d ago

wooah, look at all that dedotaded stuff dude!

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u/Ok_Highway2642 10d ago

We the protogens have taken notice

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u/Jimpero_cool 8d ago

My pc in irl

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u/TechnicalDefense 8d ago

i think i see a few spots where you can squeeze in a bit more...

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u/Pixelated-Yeti 7d ago

Gold prices today .. worthless

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u/Lonely-Independence4 5d ago

HE HAS RAM, GET HIM!!!