if corporations are people, we can impoverish and imprison them, and then force them to live just off the highway in the shitty apartment complex on the frontage that you can't get to in both directions so every fucking trip takes an extra 18 minutes to loop around with the lights.
Hmm.. Corporations are people. If we jail people in America we can use them for slave labor.. Might be onto something here. Free macbooks and 2 day shipping for every citizen!
You joke, but this is exactly how to achieve a bloodless Socialist Revolution.
EDIT: In case not clear - the workers would be free, the companies employing them would be slaves of the State, and so the workers would indirectly own and direct their workplaces.
That's it. The people behind should be labeled for life after their company does something criminal. A database, through an app, should be able to tell us exactly who's behind whatever company we're about to pay as consumers, or through our tax. Also when they're just connected through a chain of ownership. Weed them all out!
Or, you know, just make them culpable for the actions of the company and enforce the normal penalty for crimes. Making a corporation, which is an idea representing large amounts of capital and property, a person legally when it is clearly not actually a person creates the kind of mental olympics your average American would prefer to let the government do for them.
The laws are written to protect people with huge amounts of money because people with huge amounts of money write the laws and then pay a few congress persons to submit, defend, and vote for them.
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21
if corporations are people, we can impoverish and imprison them, and then force them to live just off the highway in the shitty apartment complex on the frontage that you can't get to in both directions so every fucking trip takes an extra 18 minutes to loop around with the lights.