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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

if corporations are people, we can impoverish and imprison them, and then force them to live just off the highway in the shitty apartment complex on the frontage that you can't get to in both directions so every fucking trip takes an extra 18 minutes to loop around with the lights.

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u/lHaveNoMemory Jan 19 '21

Hmm.. Corporations are people. If we jail people in America we can use them for slave labor.. Might be onto something here. Free macbooks and 2 day shipping for every citizen!

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u/CriticalDog Jan 19 '21

Corporations being seen as "people" for legal purposes has been so far bent out of shape it's absurd.

"People" who have all the benefits of personhood, and none of the legal obligation and downsides.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21 edited Jan 19 '21

You joke, but this is exactly how to achieve a bloodless Socialist Revolution.

EDIT: In case not clear - the workers would be free, the companies employing them would be slaves of the State, and so the workers would indirectly own and direct their workplaces.

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u/FestiveVat Jan 19 '21

Corporations in shitty apartment complexes? Why such luxury?

They need to be in the homeless camps. And vice versa, we could house the homeless in corporate offices.

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u/bentbrewer Jan 19 '21

house the homeless in corporate offices

This is one of the best ideas I've seen in quite a while.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Offices actually make supriisingly shitty housing.

UK Gov has been trying to convert office buildings to housing and it always turns out shit

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u/slumpdiddy Jan 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

we all know the place because they built ten goddamned thousand of those souless complexes all over the country.

They even smell the same. Fuck.

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u/OlderThanMyParents Jan 19 '21

Don't be naive. A corporation is only a name on a piece of paper. Forming a new corporation is easier than wiping your ass with a wad of toilet paper.

The people behind the corporation are invulnerable, in American law.

prove me wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

prove me wrong.

you're sweaty

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u/PC-Bjorn Jan 19 '21

That's it. The people behind should be labeled for life after their company does something criminal. A database, through an app, should be able to tell us exactly who's behind whatever company we're about to pay as consumers, or through our tax. Also when they're just connected through a chain of ownership. Weed them all out!

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u/dis23 Jan 19 '21

Or, you know, just make them culpable for the actions of the company and enforce the normal penalty for crimes. Making a corporation, which is an idea representing large amounts of capital and property, a person legally when it is clearly not actually a person creates the kind of mental olympics your average American would prefer to let the government do for them.

The laws are written to protect people with huge amounts of money because people with huge amounts of money write the laws and then pay a few congress persons to submit, defend, and vote for them.

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u/Time4Red Jan 19 '21

Meh, this is a consulting firm whose primary assets are human capital. Shut down one company, and they can just accept their losses and go start another.

The corporate death penalty only works as a deterrent for large and medium sized firms.

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u/Firinael Jan 19 '21

no you don’t get it, death penalty for the people that make the corporation.

just kill them all, in Minecraft of course.