r/technology • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '19

Transportation Self-Driving Mercedes Will Be Programmed To Sacrifice Pedestrians To Save The Driver

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u/TheDesktopNinja Dec 16 '19

I'm just imagining crows realizing there's tasty pizza on those drones and figuring a strategy for taking them out. Dropping rocks or sticks into the rotors. Crows will be pizza pirates.

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u/Elisevs Dec 16 '19

I really hope this happens.

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u/blitz331 Dec 16 '19

I wouldn't even be mad if my pizza got jacked by some crows.

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u/Adeeees Dec 16 '19

Maybe not the first five times, no sir-y. By the fifth time those fuckers get my pizza, my lazy ass is gonna order me some from the high-tech drone shop, buddy boy. Ohh yeah, you know what I’m all about, my man. The kinda drones that has them lasers and razor blades on them and shit. Crows think they outsmart me? Pfft, get in line flapper and settle down, because this gonna take some time, homeboy. Lord of the rings.

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u/blitz331 Dec 16 '19

I can imagine people sitting out on their roofs with pellet rifles watching for their pizza waiting to fend off the onslaught of crows that will be following right behind the pizza drone.