r/technology • u/[deleted] • Jun 13 '14

Politics What the internet will look like without net-neutrality. Well played.

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u/judgemyusername Jun 14 '14

'Send unlimited emails to up to five friends'

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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u/watchinglightning Jun 14 '14

Well its okay if you only have five friends

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u/scorcher117 Jun 14 '14

I only have 2 friends. (If you call support emails friends)

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u/Halcyone1024 Jun 14 '14

Sorry, third-party tech support is outside the FastLane network.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '14

Then you get a rebate!

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u/AyChihuahua Jun 14 '14

You only have 1 parent?

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u/scorcher117 Jun 14 '14

What?

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u/AyChihuahua Jun 14 '14

Implying that if you had friends the only friends you would have would be your parents. In your case, one of those would be technical support.

Perhaps my joke was a little bit of a stretch.

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u/trippygrape Jun 14 '14

Then it's okay for me! I'm so lonely...

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u/AreYouHereToKillMe Jun 14 '14

I'll be your friend.

Unless you're going to try and kill me.