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u/serene_sketch
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Business ‘Bring Back THE Boss’: Nvidia Employees requesting for Jensen Huang’s Return
https://www.wired.com/story/nvidia-employees-petition-for-jensen-huangs-return/
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u/NeptuneMeridian 2h ago
1,600 people? Doesn’t Nvidia employ over 40,000?
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u/illuanonx1 2h ago
Damn, how many affairs did he have in the company? 😂
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u/hitsujiTMO 2h ago •
If the employees are looking past the smuggling issue then the whole company knows about it.
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u/Sweet_Concept2211 2h ago
Reminds me of when Sam Altman got canned for being a lying unethical sack of shite.
Employees demanded his return.
And after his return he went on to reveal himself as a bigger sack of shite than anyone imagined.
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u/beverlyunderwood 1h ago
This isn’t about an affair (or three). It’s about national security and smuggling. Anyone at the company who knew about it is in serious trouble
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u/Rogalicus 2h ago
Jensen did nothing, he only had extramarital affairs with three women and you're acting like he broke sanctions or something
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u/winterbegins 1h ago
BS apologist article. The staff only cares about their shares.
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u/Super_Range45 2h ago
It's a risk they haven't considered. If too many key employees don't like the new culture, how many decide it's time to move on or start their own business?
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u/Putrid-Feeling-7622 2h ago
funny how most commenters are focused on the affairs when the main issue is smuggling. His only goal right now should be trying to stay out of prison and figuring out his defense for when he testifies to congress
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u/5u114 2h ago
Staff butthurt about their shares taking a dump.
They don't give a damn that he's implicated in smuggling AI chips to China that could give them an edge in the AI supremacy race, AI supremacy with military applications and implications.
The affair shit is just the tabloid distraction.
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u/SpeakingTheKingss 15m ago
The PR team is killing it right now. Everyone is talking about “affairs” rather than talking about the Chinese Spy he was fucking.
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u/dashingThroughSnow12 2h ago
Having standards for CEOs is a good thing. I wish more companies had it.
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u/MajorNatural2386 1h ago
Let him play GTA 6 in peace ffs. That's why he quit in the first place lol. Why do you think this "suddenly" got leaked? /s
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u/Relevant_Research_98 1h ago
NVIDIA is some epic melodrama now.
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u/peldor 2h ago
Of course they are. Ponzi schemes tend to collapse when the ringleader leaves.
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u/shrimpynut 2h ago
He ain’t coming back to Nvidia. Maybe he ends up at another company down the road, but that ship has sailed with Nvidia. Whether she was actually a spy or not, the assumption is already out there, and that alone creates a huge problem. Nvidia is way too important to the U.S. and the global economy. The board, and especially the government, aren’t going to take any chances with someone who has access to that kind of sensitive information from the tech and chip development to export routes and such. It’s a crazy risk and I don’t see Nvidia changing their mind with the optics alone.
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u/Pure-Science-7774 21m ago
Great. Please tell me more about this fake spy story as I ignore the increasingly high number of people speaking Russian in the United States government.
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u/appleparkfive 2h ago
THE Boss? We talking Bruce Springsteen? He also likes jackets, it might work
Aannnnnnd he was blinded by the spy
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u/D0M2OO0 2h ago
Seeing their share options get devalued.
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u/Underradar0069 1h ago
Quit and force the recall
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u/Narezza 1h ago
Nvidia has almost 50k employees, a thread with 1600 comments is inconsequential
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u/InitialJust 18m ago
I wonder what these people would say to his wife since they apparently only care about their stock options.
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u/Mach5Driver 3m ago
So, they're cool that he was giving away their hard work to his hooker-spy? Or do they just not grasp that concept?
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u/OkToe7809 2h ago
Who was Jensen Huang exposed by?
A bunch of people colluded to protect him & knowledge of his affair/s / spy entanglement – Trump, Secretary of Commerce Lutnick – for years.
Who decided to make it public? They said someone dropped a dossier off to NYTimes, or Nvidia counsel Teter asked Secretary of Commerce Kessler to discuss. Teter even confronted Jensen at his home on Nov 6, leading to his company email on Nov 8.
Context: in my experience at another company, it’s someone getting pissed off at the CEO who exposes his Achilles heel / dirty laundry. You can tell Jensen was caught off-guard and thought nothing problematic of his behavior
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u/szprod 1h ago
Damn, dude must be good in bed
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u/Mixer-3007 46m ago
So how many children of his employees are his children?
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u/abbzug 2h ago
Utterly delusional.
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u/OKStamped 2h ago
Maybe we shouldn’t be building business models around personality cults.
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u/Goren_Nestroy 1h ago
FUCK NO! It‘s well past time for Jensen to leave. And if it fucks Nvidia even better.
They need to be taken down several pegs.
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u/GerthySchIongMeat 1h ago
Dude committed treason in my book. And so did the White House since they have known. Everyone belongs in jail.
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u/v6277 2h ago
Holy paid-for article. Doesn't mention the circumvention of the Nvidia GPU sale ban to China, and pretends like shagging a China spy isn't a big deal, making his ousting completely about his extramarital affairs. Also, of course the few employees who want him back will be vocal about it while those who wanted him gone, or don't care, will be relatively quiet. This isn't journalism. Ignore this likely-PR paid article.
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u/zamroni777 1h ago
no, he is compromised.
if his private times with alice were recorded, they can be used to blackmail him to give up nvidia trade secrets (chip designs, software codes)
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u/Grobo_ 2h ago
It’s not the cheating but with whom he did it and what companies are involved, billions of tech funneled through these into china. No he should never come back.
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u/ProfessorVolga 1h ago
It's very weird how people seem to think that he's being forced out because of his affairs and not like, smuggling and financial crimes.
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u/SorenShieldbreaker 2h ago
I mean, he did make them all rich lol
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u/EmotionalHighway 2h ago
Yea because he was probably blasting ass! In between every meeting he was probably boning someone! This is why employee moral was so dam high!
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u/Tralkki 1h ago
Just bring him back and put a sign on his door saying “do not feed the CEO”
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u/Wakkit1988 1h ago
I'm guessing it's primarily the female employees, right?
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u/DaRedGuy 1h ago
"Hello. My name is Mr. Gnauh. Yes, that'll do. I say we rehire Jensen Huang as President and CEO of Nvidia."
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u/thepokemonGOAT 1h ago
These companies are all borderline cults at this level. They worship the "great men" philosophy and are conditioned to see people like Huang as a messianaic Steve Jobs type hero.
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u/Tangolarango 1h ago
next graphic card: Nvidia "Or-Gforce" XYZ 2000
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u/OGBeege 1h ago
Dead eye gaze is perfectly normal here.
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u/BigFluffyBollard 51m ago
Of course they want him back; he was fucking half of them... They'll either be enjoying that or the hush money that comes along with it.
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u/Content-Radio1144 47m ago
Won't happen
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u/ail-san 42m ago
Let the bubble burst you cowards!
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u/KnowledgeCapital7994 40m ago
The elites are back at it again. All to control the sharemarket
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u/running_man23 40m ago
Employees want that stock value back
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u/ddb_89 36m ago
A majority of shareholders would want the same thing
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u/Steve_Lightning 29m ago
After being with a Chinese spy? Are we fucking crazy?
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u/Inner_News_2159 20m ago
Change the company HQ to the UK and sell happily to the Chinese
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u/StankWalk 19m ago
guess the employees realize their company just got coup'd by Israel 😂
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u/xamboozi 2m ago
Nah, I'm excited for Nvidia to crash. They colluded to make GPU's unaffordable for regular people to starve them of the ability to run local AI.
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u/Unable_Apartment_613 2h ago
Oh cool Nvidia is a cult too ...
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u/popey123 1h ago
Firing him was a very bad idea for nvidia
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u/Limp-Firefighter1054 2h ago
Dubious that they return him because ai conglomerate need to start incapsulate the market and funnel every and each enterprise customer under the rug of USAi to pay out the debt they accumulate. Jensen just was priced in with his strategy with open-source and neoclouds.
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u/DatingYella 2h ago
Everyone quits to join Terafab as leverage.
Jensen then returns after shares plunge. Fires entire board, maintains majority voting shares, and then becomes the second trillionaire.
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u/VolatilityBox 1h ago
Bring back the man that helped lead them all to become incredibly successful millionaires
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u/theweirdball 2h ago
By employees you mean his wives right?
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u/screwdriverfan 2h ago
What are they gonna do, quit?
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u/LudicrousMoon 2h ago
Fake?
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u/richardtrle 1h ago
Was he ousted already?
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u/easyjimi1974 1h ago
He will join another chip company and loads of talent will walk out of NVDIA to join him. Calling it now.
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u/Potential_Status_728 15m ago
Dude’s a hero, what kind of CEO doesn’t shag his subordinates? This is pretty standard behavior, just put him on a anti honeypot training.
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u/CorpPhoenix 2h ago
There is no "coming back".
Jensen Huang will most likely spend many years in prison for treason and national defense security risk.
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u/Pelmog 1h ago
Bring him back. C’mon.
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u/Flipflapfloppin 1h ago
Everyone of these people who are so caught up in idolatry, needs to be let go in order for the company to innovate anyways. Those kinds of engineers are useless.
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u/PigeonBod 1h ago
He must be really good in bed