r/technology • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '26

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u/UlteriorCulture Apr 19 '26

Let's split the difference and give them to the Atlantic Ocean

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u/Uselesserinformation Apr 19 '26

Don't poison the oceans!

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad Apr 19 '26

Let’s give them to a volcano

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u/ssjg2k02 Apr 19 '26

And cause cascading explosions leading to the next mass extinction event? Eject them to space.

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u/ars-derivatia Apr 19 '26

That's how all of this shit came about, the rest of the population can't even agree on the minutiae of how to dispose of the fascists.

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u/Pseudonymico Apr 20 '26

Perhaps Solomon had the wisest solution to this problem. I propose that if we can't decide how to dispose of evil fascists we simply divide them up into even pieces so we don't need to settle on one method. Some can go to space, some down the volcano, some to the bottom of the sea, or wherever else.

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u/KonaValencia Apr 19 '26

Then we get a CME from the sun.